The 2nd Semi-Annual, but 3rd in 4 non-consecutive years: Kipobe Awards!!

[Themanofbat]

It takes all I can muster just to talk to you after that pathetic display.

Sorry Willie... I'm having an "off" night.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

If i couldnt get caught I would totally just kill people.

 

[Themanofbat]

Since the sanctity of marriage is so "sanctified", they should throw a line into the vows about, "...and if you have a vienna-sausage dick or pancake ****...,etc. .....I vow to stay with you and raise maladjusted children forever and ever amEN."

My son's mother and I were never married; henceforth, nothing sacred was shattered.

And if she has that kind of body, at least you'll have a nutritious breakfast every morning.

 

[Themanofbat]

I would never leave TMOB.

 

[Themanofbat]

Well you can't have him between 10 and 2. I called dibs on 10-2.
You have to leave him with me till I'm done with him.

 

[Kipobe]

She didn't leave me.... I kicked her lazy, no good, Jerry Springer watchin', couldn't cook, couldn't clean, always yakin' on the phone, cheatin' on my friends, stupid f@$#@$in' ass outa my house.

And she was a lousy lay.

Uh, here's a quessy.... why'd you marry her?

 

[Kipobe]

I don't need your award. Your award to me is what an Oscar is to Scorsesse. Even 3 6 mafia won an Oscar while Scorssesse hasn't.

I don't work for awards. I do it for the people.

You would be giving your pobey a ******* right now if you had one, so shut yer ass up and try not to get in the way of the celebs here, wallpaper.

 

[Mee]

No he'd be getting it drunk so he could cop a feel.

 

[Kipobe]

Hey, Mee... do you suck?

*edit - not bj suck (well, later if you do) but I mean are you lame?

 

[jaguarr]

No he'd be getting it drunk so he could cop a feel.

No, he'd have it covered in Astro Glide while anticipation made his puckered little.....

It's best I stop...

jag

 

[Flexo]

I've figured out how I'll get a pobey.

I'm goint to hit Themanofbat with a chair and hope he drops his. I think I can outrun him.

 

[Mee]

Hey, Mee... do you suck?

*edit - not bj suck (well, later if you do) but I mean are you lame?

No.

 

[Kipobe]

I've figured out how I'll get a pobey.

I'm goint to hit Themanofbat with a chair and hope he drops his. I think I can outrun him.

Where tmob put his pobey, he won't drop it so easily.

 

[Kipobe]

Not all the time.

eh, I was gonna revoke the rookie award from deemar, but maybe it's too late. There's always next year

 

[Flexo]

Where tmob put his pobey, he won't drop it so easily.

Damn!

Time to go where only one man has gone before...

That damn thing better be made with gold.

 

[Mee]

eh, I was gonna revoke the rookie award from deemar, but maybe it's too late. There's always next year

Close enough to a compliment I guess.

 

[Tsunulia]

Damn!

Time to go where only one man has gone before...

That damn thing better be made with gold.

Beware of smelting accidents

 

[jaguarr]

Beware of smelting accidents

Whoever smelt it, dealt it.

jag

 

[Mee]

Whoever smelt it, dealt it.

jag

Let's not start that again.

 

[Kipobe]

Maybe she should've gotten an award?

 

[jaguarr]

Maybe she should've gotten an award?

What in the hell for?

jag

 

[Kipobe]

If I was going to revoke two awards, I'd give Most Ethical to Truthteller for exception truthtelling in the years 2005/6, and Rookie of the Year to Mee, on account of his name being spelled with two e's. I mean, you can't make that **** up, man. Well, you can... since he did.... but regardless, you can't make that **** up, man.

 

[Kipobe]

What in the hell for?

jag

For being Mrs. Kipobe?

 

[jaguarr]

For being Mrs. Kipobe?

I knew this sh1t was rigged.

jag

 

[Kipobe]

Well, she didn't get anything....

...then again, I haven't revealed the winner of the guy and girl of the year