The 79th Annual Academy Awards

[The Chairman]

That should be my new avy!

Yeah, I've been meaning to ask you....who is that girl in your avvy?

 

[Catman]

 

[Clerk]

Clerk thoughts

- Martin and Departed winning was well worth the 4 hours of my life that I will never get back.
- Ellen was a horrid host, I'm sorry. Maybe its because the last two years we were treated to Rock and Stewart.... I dunno why she wasn't on top of her game tonight.
- Montages..... end them, please. What was with the montage about everything. It went from Race to Religion to War?
- Snakes On A Plane FTW

 

[The Chairman]

OHH!!!
I forgot it was even nominated.
I love that movie too, but I like Gladiator more because I love Ancient Rome. It's one of the reasons I want to be an archaeologist.t:

And I love Almost Famous more because 70s' - era rock is a priority in my life that's as important to me as God and loved ones. Plus, it's my favorite movie ever.

Personally, I really did like Gladiator, but thinking back to it, I never did enjoy it enough to see the hype of it all. Granted, I was about 10 when I saw it, but even so, I had a pretty good way of grasping the nature and quality of a film then, and I don't recall being as blown away as everyone else seemed to be.

 

[Catman]

Yeah, I've been meaning to ask you....who is that girl in your avvy?

Betty Brant from Spider-Man films.

 

[Speedball]

And I love Almost Famous more because 70s' - era rock is a priority in my life that's as important to me as God and loved ones. Plus, it's my favorite movie ever.

Personally, I really did like Gladiator, but thinking back to it, I never did enjoy it enough to see the hype of it all. Granted, I was about 10 when I saw it, but even so, I had a pretty good way of grasping the nature and quality of a film then, and I don't recall being as blown away as everyone else seemed to be.

WOW!
You're a little kid.
I was around 14, and it was the first R rated DVD I owned on DVD.t:

 

[Catman]

 

[The Chairman]

Betty Brant from Spider-Man films.

Ah! Haven't seen them in a good while. Looking forwad to the third one, though.

 

[The Chairman]

WOW!
You're a little kid.
I was around 14, and it was the first R rated DVD I owned on DVD.t:

I think mine was The Godfather Trilogy.

 

[Catman]

I think mine was The Godfather Trilogy.

You bought the third one?

 

[Cmill216]

I have to say, this is pretty darn amazing. Last year's Oscar thread went up to 14 pages.

This year?

Look at all you Scorsese ****es.

 

[Speedball]

Did anyone else see that stupid lady compare the three mexican directors to Coppola, Ford, and Lucas?
Just one question...Who the **** is Ford?

 

[Darth Elektra]

Cool pics

 

[The Kid]

I'm not joking. I despise her. Her looks are heavily enhanced by makeup. Heck, my friend saw her without it and said she's ugly without it and that she's also a lot less curvy in person.

She can't sing either. She strains her voice in a manner that gives the illusion that she's a good singer but she's quite awful. Not to mention her music is bland, generic and unlistenable.

Welcome to women, They use Make-up to enhance their looks, yes.

And don't make me punch you to the moon. The woman doesn't sell millions of albums because she can't sing.

 

[Speedball]

I have to say, this is pretty darn amazing. Last year's Oscar thread went up to 14 pages.

This year?

Look at all you Scorsese ****es.

I do it for the coke.

 

[The Chairman]

You bought the third one?

When it was first released on dvd back in 2001, it was only available as a boxed set, this there was no way of avoiding the third one. Besides, we got compensated by what is undoubtedly the best set of special features in the history of dvd technology.

 

[Speedball]

Welcome to women, They use Make-up to enhance their looks, yes.

And don't make me punch you to the moon. The woman doesn't sell millions of albums because she can't sing.

She sells millions of records because she brainwashed the public while she was in Destinys Child.
Half the time she sounds like she screaming.

 

[The Chairman]

Welcome to women, They use Make-up to enhance their looks, yes.

And don't make me punch you to the moon. The woman doesn't sell millions of albums because she can't sing.

Oh, please, every major artist and band today has no scrape of talent and they sell millions. Beyonce is no different. She tells records because, like most artists, she's a corporate marketing tool dream: good body, big ass and some nice dance moves. In this day and age, it's talent second, looks first, and Beyonce is no exception.

Do you think Christina Aguilera, who is vastly superior to Beyonce in every aspect you can thin of, would be where she is if she still had an amazing voice but was 300 pounds?

 

[The Kid]

Why's Alicia Keyes successful? Why are all the other artists I can think of who don't use sex appeal still successful?

Christina Aguilera's just crazy. She was doing fine before becoming a ****e.

 

[The Chairman]

Why's Alicia Keyes successful? Why are all the other artists I can think of who don't use sex appeal still successful?

Christina Aguilera's just crazy. She was doing fine before becoming a ****e.

She's not a ****e. She cleaned herself up and she's the best damn singer in music today.

And name one female artist who doesn't use her sex appeal to sell records. I'll give you Alicia Keys. But all the rest are successful more than anything for their sex appeal, and Beyonce is the figurehead of this movement. It's the reason why modern music is so incredibly shi**y.

 

[Catman]

I have to say, this is pretty darn amazing. Last year's Oscar thread went up to 14 pages.

This year?

One name: Scorsese

Cool pics

Courtesy of Yahoo.

When it was first released on dvd back in 2001, it was only available as a boxed set.

Hence why I didn't buy it. Why spend extra cash on a movie I'll never watch. I'm sure sometime in the future they'll release kick ass individual DVDs for the three movies. Thats how they make money, man!

 

[The Chairman]

Hence why I didn't buy it. Why spend extra cash on a movie I'll never watch. I'm sure sometime in the future they'll release kick ass individual DVDs for the three movies. Thats how they make money, man!

Yeah, but it was worth it. You miss out the bonus disc, anyway.

Sucks for you.

 

[Cmill216]

Why's Alicia Keyes successful? Why are all the other artists I can think of who don't use sex appeal still successful?

Christina Aguilera's just crazy. She was doing fine before becoming a ****e.

Oh, please, every major artist and band today has no scrape of talent and they sell millions. Beyonce is no different. She tells records because, like most artists, she's a corporate marketing tool dream: good body, big ass and some nice dance moves. In this day and age, it's talent second, looks first, and Beyonce is no exception.

Do you think Christina Aguilera, who is vastly superior to Beyonce in every aspect you can thin of, would be where she is if she still had an amazing voice but was 300 pounds?

Who the hell cares? It's the goddamn Departed.

 

[Retroman]

Yes, Marty finally won his Oscar!!! I'm so glad he won.

 

[The Chairman]

Who the hell cares? It's the goddamn Departed.

I care. Ha!