Maybe Alfred is evil in this version? That would be one hell of a twist, wouldn't it?
Batman: "That's the best sandwich I have ever tasted! What's in it?"
Alfred: "Tomato, cheese, cucumber, ham, farts, and some pulverized bats."
Batman (spits out food): "what the...?"
Alfred: "That's correct, sir. I farted on your sandwich. I have also contacted the GCPD and told them everything about your little night job. They'll be here any minute."
Batman: "you did what?"
Alfred: "Don't worry, sir. You won't be going alone, I have also told them about the crime I committed many years ago. The details of how I slaughtered your parents like the pigs they were!"
(Dramatic music)
But I doubt it.