The All New State Your Opinion on a DC Character Thread

[Anubis]

An effin' Classic.

 

[Wesley Dodds]

The Microwave Man

 

[Wesley Dodds]

More comics characters should be "punch-proof"... That **** has to come in handy.

 

[Anubis]

Too bad he can be taken out by a ball of tin foil.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Superman should've thrown tupperware at him for an hour.

 

[BLACKVULCAN]

hahaha Damn! i own that book!

That book is as old as i am! i use to be like what up's with this "withman" logo crap as a kidi dig the"MW" on his chest like that's an original costume design!
... hmm i also would like to know exactly where do you place those frozen dinners at, for him to warm em for ya!

 

[Anubis]

His genitals.

 

[BLACKVULCAN]

His genitals.

so instead of having that" hickory smoke" flavor to them! your tv dinners would have a ..... NAW! I better not! Hehe.. this is a family show after all "oh lord of the disenfranchised and deceased!"

 

[Wesley Dodds]

I like the way his mask has no back to it. Presumably, to avoid hat hair.

 

[Mystirious]

The Microwave Man!

Ruining pacemakers and overcooking tv dinners

He is the greatest evil in the whole of the DCU

 

[Mystirious]

Kinda dragged in the middle for me. You'd think a story about a pimp from the fifth dimension woulda been a lot more entertaining. Moore kinda dropped the ball on that one. The Dali lama cameo however was the s**t. How often do you see the living buddha dragon uppercut a 50 ft tall Prostitute?

The plot twist that everything that had occured was part of a master plan by Jesus Crust, an evil Jesus reincarnated as a sentient slice of bread controlling a legion of flesh eating ducks using drugged bread crumbs was a true masterstroke as well

A twist worthy of Hitchcock himself

Superman should've thrown tupperware at him for an hour.

This is pre crisis Superman Corp

What you mean is he should have forced Jimmy to marry him and then gotten him to impersonate Clark Kent as part of an elaborate prank to make Lois look like an idiot

More comics characters should be "punch-proof"... That **** has to come in handy.

It would be the perfect nemesis for Kid Gladiator

 

[Wesley Dodds]

Aquabeast

 

[Mystirious]

Aquabeast the Abominable?

That's so mean

He cant help being born looking that way

Plus he cured that orphan boys cancer in the memorable holiday special 'Have yourself an Aquabeast Christmas'

The first comic where 80% of the dialogue was in Latin

 

[Wesley Dodds]

Is it my imagination or does he look a little bit like Mickey Rourke?

 

[The Question]

Is it my imagination or does he look a little bit like Mickey Rourke?

That's why the casting in the Aquabeast film was perfect. Not so sure about Patrick Bateman as Microwave Man, though.

 

[Wesley Dodds]

That's why the casting in the Aquabeast film was perfect. Not so sure about Patrick Bateman as Microwave Man, though.

Yeah, I don't get Bateman's appeal. Personally, I think the fact that they didn't cast an actual microwave is horribly racist.
I mean, it's 2012, people!

 

[The Question]

Yeah, I don't get Bateman's appeal. Personally, I think the fact that they didn't cast an actual microwave is horribly racist.
I mean, it's 2012, people!

I'm just hoping the movie impact on the comics means that Aquabeast and Microwave-Man will be rejoining the Justice League soon. I thought it was great when they went from villains to the team's token anti-heroes and it sucked when Geoff Johns retconned them back to bad guys. They're hero days were such an improvement. Microwave-Man's playful rivalry with Lady Cop is hilarious and Aquabeast and Sponge Man have the most heartwarming bromance.

 

[Mystirious]

Films and TV shows will sometimes include a token microwave character but I'm afraid we're still a long way from getting a film with a microwave leading man or leading lady

 

[Mystirious]

That's why the casting in the Aquabeast film was perfect. Not so sure about Patrick Bateman as Microwave Man, though.

Me and Patrick Bateman are ****ing done professionally

 

[BLACKVULCAN]

uhhhh.... yeah.. NO!
I like how every monstery thing from Kong to the creature from the black lagoon always goes after one thing..... WOMEN!!!!
hahaha! you think they would go after food or Shelter but Nooooo! it's always BABES!!
hmmm wonder i have a one track mind!
Man! Mera's okay. till you get to her flipper feet!I'm sorry i can handle alot of things,but like Eddie Murphy in "boomerang" I can't mess with no porpoise toes!

 

[Mystirious]

I will hear no bad things said about the hawtness that is Mera

She is a bad ass queen of the seas

 

[Wesley Dodds]

Yeah, same here. I'd take Mera over food and shelter any day.
Then again, redheads are my Kryptonite so...

 

[Mystirious]

Plus if you were with Mera you could befriend sharks and ride a dolphin

And hang out with lobsters who are the coolest of sea animals

 

[Anubis]

Besides, Aquabeast was only trying to use Mera to make a Dolphin Jealous.

Their Wedding issue was great.

 

[Wesley Dodds]

Bob The Galactic Bum