The All New State Your Opinion on a DC Character Thread

[Anubis]

He looks like Archie Bunker and Mxy had a drunken baby.

 

[Wesley Dodds]

Doctor Spectro

 

[Mystirious]

Is he riding a flying scooter

This is very clearly the best character ever and he has the best form of transport ever

Flying scooters are matched only by the flying segway in

 

[Wesley Dodds]

It's funny, I used to go clubbing in that exact same disco-unitard/leather boot combo.

Til they politely but firmly asked me not to anymore...

 

[Mystirious]

They cannot see how beautiful and stylish that outfit is

You dance the night away in that outfit Wesley

You can dance if you want to. You can leave your friends behind

'Cause your friends don't dance and if they dont dance they're no friends of mine

He looks like Archie Bunker and Mxy had a drunken baby.

You've read his secret origin miniseries I see 'Nubsy

 

[Wesley Dodds]

Bat-Hombre

 

[Wesley Dodds]

I just love how the DC writers of yester-year presumably once had a conversation that went like this:

"Okay, the comics code won't let us do anything interesting and relevant anymore. So it's gimmick character time. Ideas, people!"

"Ummmmm... M-mexican Batman?"

"I like it! But it's gotta be tasteful, y'know? All classy like..."

"Er, how... howsabout we just take the Batman design and stick a moustache and poncho on it..."

"... Genius!"

 

[Panthro]

I will hear no bad things said about the hawtness that is Mera

She is a bad ass queen of the seas

Agreed. Queen Mera FTW

 

[BLACKVULCAN]

Oh the jokes!! the jokes! but i seriously better not.. but batman with a Salvador Dali mustache??? that's AWESOME!! and even more awesome is that Horse has a full body latex and batman cowl thing going on!! That's just wrong!!! A horse in latex!!! hahaha "Bat-hombre" could only come out from the greatest time of comics! Fantastic!

 

[Anubis]

He aight.

 

[Wesley Dodds]

I wanna see his archnemesis, El Jokero. He'd basically just be The Joker in a comically over sized sombrero.

 

[Hound55]

His archnemesis would be Sinister Siesta. A Mexican version of Sandman, with a sombrero instead of a fedora and a poncho instead of the coat.

 

[Wesley Dodds]

But Siesta is a Spider-Hombre villain, remember?

They had that cool musket duel for the hand of Maria Juana in Asombroso Spider-Hombre #77.

 

[Anubis]

Ah Maria Juana....most smokin' hot chick in comics.

 

[Wesley Dodds]

Si, si...

 

[Wesley Dodds]

I've just noticed... why does Bat-Hombre seem to be covered in what I can only assume to be blood?

 

[Hound55]

He washed his poncho with the batsuit and the dye ran.

 

[Wesley Dodds]

Ah. I see.

I've also just noticed that the way that cover's composed totally makes it look like Bat-horse is farting in Parrot guy's face.

 

[Wesley Dodds]

Looker

 

[Anubis]

She's actually not a bad character. Though I don't like that they made her a f**kin' telepathic vampire though.

 

[Wesley Dodds]

Yar, she's already been New-52'd:

 

[Panthro]

Yar, she's already been New-52'd:

She's a vampire now? Lame.

 

[Wesley Dodds]

Well, I'm not overly familiar with the character but I believe she was a vampire before Flashpoint too. But, yeah, they've ****tied her up ridiculous levels...

 

[BLACKVULCAN]

She's actually not a bad character. Though I don't like that they made her a f**kin' telepathic vampire though.

This!
i thought chick wasn't bad! i even dug that pink and black getup! liked she was flirting around with everyone in "the outsiders" cause she was insecure! then they had to go and totally jack her up with that vampire nonsense! i hate &^%$ing vampires!!

 

[Wesley Dodds]

Yeah, vampires need to go away for a long, LONG time. And take ****ing zombies with them...