The Alternative Valentines Thread: Your Single, Your Alone, Lets Get you a date.

[The-Dark-Knight]

It's ok your not a loser or a saddo just because theres a lack of love for you this valentines. Maybe You get a valentines card from your mother.

This is the place to ***** how you hate the 14th (oh come on its because theres no love for you) share your tales of woe and maybe,just maybe some nice people on here will advise you on how you can get a date for valentines.

 

[Morg]

That's easy, pay the lady 300

 

[chaseter]

Who wants to be my valentine this year? No dudes unless you bring a hot lady.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

The last person I'd want to play matchmaker is The-Dark-Knight.

 

[Morg]

The last person I'd want to play matchmaker is The-Dark-Knight.

His last set up didn't work so well for you?

 

[BlackLantern]

That's easy, pay the lady 300

always a good option....I usually drink myself ******ed that evening....

 

[chaseter]

I think I have had one girlfriend that I was dating in which this holiday fell on. I dated her from August to April or May or something so I had two damn holidays, Christmas and Valentine's, to buy that ***** ****ing presents No wait two Valentine's lovers but never again until I am married

 

[PyroChamber]

I've never had a Valentine's date, usually I'd just be at home; in the case of this year, at work.

 

[Nirvana]

My friend is having a big party on Valentine's, so chances are really good if a certain friend of mine is there, I'll probably get laid and still be single.

 

[chaseter]

JAL will be watching Friday the 13th over and over again and forget to send his baby's mama some chocolates and child support.

 

[Immortalfire]

The last person I'd want to play matchmaker is The-Dark-Knight.

Especially when he can't master the usage of your/you're correctly.

 

[Heffer Wolf]

2nd annual Valentines Day Strip Club trip! If anybody needs me on Saturday, I'll be at Les Girls in san diego.

Disgusting i know. But boobs are boobs on Vday

 

[BlackLantern]

2nd annual Valentines Day Strip Club trip! If anybody needs me on Saturday, I'll be at Les Girls in san diego.

Disgusting i know. But boobs are boobs on Vday

I've made a few visits to Les Girls during my time in San Diego....

 

[chaseter]

VDay = vagina day. The terrible day in which women single handily take over a man's wallet and conquer their will with promises of V. Remember, Remember the 14 of Februaryender.

 

[Mixairian]

For all your lonely hearts, I leave this to you:

 

[Troy_Parker]

Yeh...i was doing pretty well until i said something wrong to my girl today and now she's mad at me...so yeah...i'll join the club...

 

[Doctor Jones]

My dad's friends told me to get a gf after Valentines day and make sure she has a birthday in january, and before christmas dump her.

I thought of this, they were part drunk, but hey, I thought of this when I wasn't.

 

[knowsbleed]

That's easy, pay the lady 300

Remove the smiley. That way it's less awkward for all for us.

 

[PWN3R]

Oh Morg. Every post of his has something to do with prostitution/rape/molestation and I think I remember a sex-related murder article thread.

Oh Morg.

 

[PyroChamber]

I remember a comedian once said "On Valentine's Day, the woman gets flowers, candy, dinner, night on the town, everything. What does the guy get? The same ***** he got last night".

 

[AndThePickles]

When I was single, I still tried to have fun on Valentine's Day. Usually my single girl friends and I would get together and do something fun. The only thing I remember HATING was when V-Day fell on a weekday in high school...I'd have to watch all the girls who'd receive tons of **** at school and it really made me feel bad

 

[Doctor Jones]

When I was single, I still tried to have fun on Valentine's Day. Usually my single girl friends and I would get together and do something fun. The only thing I remember HATING was when V-Day fell on a weekday in high school...I'd have to watch all the girls who'd receive tons of **** at school and it really made me feel bad

You watched them?!

 

[PyroChamber]

When I was single, I still tried to have fun on Valentine's Day. Usually my single girl friends and I would get together and do something fun. The only thing I remember HATING was when V-Day fell on a weekday in high school...I'd have to watch all the girls who'd receive tons of **** at school and it really made me feel bad

It seems to me like Valentine's Day isn't that bad if you're a woman, even if you don't have a boyfriend or a date you could still just go out with your girlfriends and have a good time.

I'm not sure if it's the same for guys who are single on Valentine's day.

 

[BlackLantern]

It seems to me like Valentine's Day isn't that bad if you're a woman, even if you don't have a boyfriend or a date you could still just go out with your girlfriends and have a good time.

I'm not sure if it's the same for guys who are single on Valentine's day.

It's not the same....its quite the opposite....all our friends who have GFs are spending time with them and you can't go to the bar because you'll look like a total loser walking in there by yourself....that's why I sit home and either drink myself stupid or hire 'adult entertainment' for the evening....and then drink after she's gone

 

[Addendum]

Just another day off from work for me: beer, video games and music.