Comics The Big Story 2007

[MyPokerShirt]

the upcoming "big story" Quesada and JMS are suppose to publish in 2007.

Does anybody know what this is in refernce to? What can they possibly do to Spider-Man next?

 

[ben_reilly_s_s]

They are possibly getting rid of MJ.

 

[Ludachris333]

Does anybody know what this is in refernce to? What can they possibly do to Spider-Man next?

unmask him in freakin public. Oh wait, my bad. you're right, what possibly CAN they do thats worse than what they've done?
im thinkinthey could kill of MJ and aunt may for real. i wouldn't be suprised if that happened.

 

[Mara Jane]

They will be celebrating the 20th anniversary of the marriage by finding a way to dissolve it, very likely.

 

[cart1]

the death of Spider-man

 

[roach]

knowing them....

1)Peter comes out of the closet
2)we find out that peter wasnt bitten by a spider...he was bitten by a tick
3)MJ and Felicia Hardy are the same person
4)Clones
5)Peter joins the Marines and becomes a super spider soldier

 

[MyPokerShirt]

the tick! what was his war-cry?? something like:"spooooon!"

ahem, anyway: i thought it would have just been the MJ thing but i was wondering if there were any links on the net that actually refer to a "big story in 2007"

 

[Trask]

Or he evolves to the next stage and becomes a cosmic spider being.... Oh crap I hope no one at Marvel reads this and uses it

 

[Doc Destruction]

unmask him in freakin public. Oh wait, my bad. you're right, what possibly CAN they do thats worse than what they've done?
im thinkinthey could kill of MJ and aunt may for real. i wouldn't be suprised if that happened.

EVERY time my friend and I asked that question, they found a way to make it worse. EVERY time.

 

[MyPokerShirt]

Maybe its the conclusion of the Other, a full 2years after it was started. (i meant, yknow, the return of the Other as in the creature

 

[iloveclones]

knowing them....

1)Peter comes out of the closet
2)we find out that peter wasnt bitten by a spider...he was bitten by a tick
3)MJ and Felicia Hardy are the same person
4)Clones
5)Peter joins the Marines and becomes a super spider soldier

That's just plain ridiculous.


We all know Pete would go Army!

 

[MyPokerShirt]

a super spider soldier? wow. i think itsa good idea!! lol. sooooo, no evidence of a story then?

 

[roach]

That's just plain ridiculous.


We all know Pete would go Army!

Army wont take someone with Radioactive blood....the Marines will take anyone

 

[Doc_OCK_4MUGEN]

Spidey will become a Bad guy???
DareDevil becomes Marvel's flagship character???
Spider-man and X-23 become an item after Mary Jane was killed by the stingers...

 

[deemar325]

knowing them....

1)Peter comes out of the closet
2)we find out that peter wasnt bitten by a spider...he was bitten by a tick
3)MJ and Felicia Hardy are the same person
4)Clones
5)Peter joins the Marines and becomes a super spider soldier

6) He shoots webbing out his ass now.
7) Norman Osborn is his real biological father.
8) Aunt May is raped by Sabretooth.
9) Mary Jane has AIDs from a previous relationship during her acting/modeling phase.
10) Stan Lee puts gun in mouth and blows his brains out from reading CW#2.

 

[Kool-Aid]

8) Aunt May is raped by Sabretooth.

LMAO

 

[deemar325]

11) Steven Ditko comes out of hiding and beats up a biker steals his clothes,shades,shotgun and motorcycle, speeds to Marvel's Manhattan headquarters goes to the reception desk and asks for Joey Q. The receptionist states Mr.Quesada isn't taking any meetings today, Ditko say's "I'll be back." then leaves, 5 minutes later a puke yellow 71' buick LaBaron(He borrowed it from some Raimi guy.) crashes through the office building killing the receptionist. Ditko steps out with a Vulcan rapid mini-machinegun and starts murderizing everyone in sight! making his way up to the office of one Joseph Quesada, Ditko incounters a cowaring Bendis, he is mumbling something, " Um...yeah uh..hi heh *sweating* I'm uh..sorry um..Oiy V...." *Loud Bang! Spray of pulpy red and gray matter splatters against a desk full of un-used Frank Miller Daredevil scripts from 1989.*

Ditko: "Now that's Pulp Fiction."

Ditko steps closer to Mr.Quesada's office, "Are you Sarah Connor?" Joey Q is midway through finishing off a bacon,doughnut,lard and chili sandwich and to his suprise! Ditko is standing there like a dark spector of vengeance and dread! not unlike a octitarian Punisher with a Swartznegger fetish. Joey only utters one sentence, "I should've kept Geoff Johns and dumped Bendiiii........" *A hot flash of lead puckers his obese elephant-like flesh, each hot molten slug eviscerates his gluttonous fat like bacon on a frying pan, his face warps in agony as a slug shatters his jaw! making him look not unlike Jeff Goldblum at the end of the movie 'the Fly' or Kanye west, vicera and bile explodes from his rectum and splats the floor and walls. He thinks of Kevin Smith and how that f-cker never finished 'DD/Bullseye:the Target' then Joey accepts his fate and his eyes roll in the back of his fat melon of a head and he dies.*

Ditko stares out into the void, knowing his job is done. He slowly casually walks down to the streets of Manhattan, he smiles up to the heavens and it was good. He has returned the honor of Spider-man and all is well.


Epilouge:

January 1, 2007 Marvel announces Rob Liefeld as the new EIC of Marvel Comics.........

January 2, 2007 A crow lands on the gravestone of Jack Kirby..........

........a hands juts its way through the soil clenching a #2 pencil and James O'Barr laughs gleafully somewhere in Detriot.

The End.

 

[deemar325]

I think I just left my body and someone else took over as I posted this^

 

[MyPokerShirt]

this is the most fun i've had reading a thread. nice one. i reckon morlun will come back, eat both spider-man's eyes and then some deity will give him a headband and jumped up spider-sense so he can see into the future as the next madam web. because -- boom, its revealed he's actually a woman and that HE slept with norman and the illigitimate european twins were both their babies, and gwen stacy was just the surrogate mother, which peter had transferred to her through an egg-sack he has stored in his mouth.

 

[deemar325]

this is the most fun i've had reading a thread. nice one. i reckon morlun will come back, eat both spider-man's eyes and then some deity will give him a headband and jumped up spider-sense so he can see into the future as the next madam web. because -- boom, its revealed he's actually a woman and that HE slept with norman and the illigitimate european twins were both their babies, and gwen stacy was just the surrogate mother, which peter had transferred to her through an egg-sack he has stored in his mouth.

You scare me.

 

[MyPokerShirt]

just tryin to screw him up more so the editors don't havta. ur the one thats gettin really peeved with the reilly fans (myself included) on the other board, which i dont get. so maybe YOU scare ME.lol

 

[deemar325]

just tryin to screw him up more so the editors don't havta. ur the one thats gettin really peeved with the reilly fans (myself included) on the other board, which i dont get. so maybe YOU scare ME.lol

Yeah that's me. I'm against anything that has anything to do with the Clone Saga.

It's nothing personal, I just don't get these Ben Reilly people. That to me is when Spidey really 'Jumped the Shark'.

 

[iloveclones]

Army wont take someone with Radioactive blood....the Marines will take anyone

 

[Galactus]

Does anybody know what this is in refernce to? What can they possibly do to Spider-Man next?

Probably some diabolical plot with Norman Osborn behind it.

 

[roach]

They will be celebrating the 20th anniversary of the marriage by finding a way to dissolve it, very likely.

this is how I see it happening. JQ doesnt like Peter married. He pushes for Peter to reveal his identity to the world. Villains team up and grab MJ and kill her. This pushes Spidey to the non registration side and allows Marvel to tell stories of a single Spider-man without divorcing Peter and MJ. MARK MY WORDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!