As the Leader and Bruce Banner discussed current events, the Red Hulk landed far out in the middle of the desert after a particularly strong leap. Looking around him to make certain of his solitude, Rulk could see nothing but rocks, dirt, and a clear blue sky overhead.
"Sterns-Alpha-Nine-Freehold: Activate."
As he spoke the password to the Leader's hidden lair, located under his very feet, the crimson Hulk braced himself for the coming barrage of defenses. He knew that speaking the password aloud would get the attention of the secret base's automated systems that were ordinarily in sleep mode, but the fact that his voiceprint didn't match up with that of the Leader himself meant that an intruder alert would be sounded by the base. Laser and machine guns suddenly sprang out from their hidden emplacements under the sand and commenced fire on the Incredible Rulk.
While the shots weren't injuring him, the blasts from the Leader's advanced weapons didn't exactly feel like soothing backrubs. He needed to get out of the line of fire, and because the camouflaged doors to the base weren't going to open for him, and because they were designed to withstand the strength of the Green Hulk, Rulk's plan actually
did call for the activation of the automated defenses. Once he was inside, he would be able to manually deactivate the voiceprint identification safeties. It would be a little rough getting in, as well as damaging to one of the gun turrets, but it was for a good cause. In a flash, he at the nearest turret and crushing the gun barrel.
Now to make an opening...
The sound of wrenching metal echoed through the desert as the Red Hulk began ripping the gun turret and its cables out of the ground, creating a path of torn earth leading underground to the Leader's lair. That's when he realized that none of the other gun turrets were firing anymore. Looking up to see what had caused them to stop their attack, Rulk was met only with the fist of a very angry green haired psychiatrist.
Sent backwards by the force of Samson's punch, Rulk's body plowed a larged trench into the earth. Wiping his bloody nose, the monster stood up and looked at the smaller man in front of him.
The doctor had obviously destroyed the remaining guns while Rulk had been occupied. While Samson was not as strong as the Red Hulk, his fighting skill did a lot to compensate and Rulk knew that the doctor was not to be underestimated in a physical confrontation.
"It took me a while to catch up to you, but your destructive leaps weren't difficult to follow. I usually try not to get involved in fist fights when I don't have to, but you destroyed my Avengers communicator, unfortunately." Samson crouched into a fighting stance and readied himself for the behemoth's inevitable attack.
"You caught me by surprise before. That won't happen again."
"We shall see," growled the Red Hulk as he jumped towards Samson, ready to put the self-righteous doctor down for good.