...I think that's a little dramatic, especially considering that most, if not all of you, have a Netflix subscription and already stream a lot of content from the comfort of your living room. Hell, you probably have more than one subscription. How the hell is streaming going to turn us into Wall*E? Even if movie theaters closed forever, people would still walk outside and go out to do other stuff. Some people might even decide to go to the gym (crazy, I know).
Besides, I think it's really crazy to compare not going out to theaters to becoming an dependant overweight person because what exactly do you do when you go to the movies? Most people drive to the theater or use some kind of transportation (by sitting on their ass while a machine or someone else does most of the work) and then they sit on their ass for two hours while eating and drinking a large soda. I mean...
BTW, you can't work out while watching a movie in theaters, but you CAN do a light work out at home while watching something. God knows I used to do that all the time.
The problem is not movie theaters or having every movie available at home via streaming services. The problem is people's attitude.
And no, I do not want movie theaters to go away so I can watch everything from home. But if that came to be, I would not become a dependant fat man