The Disaster Lounge

[KRYPTON INC.]

Japan has all the best things, all the time.

Is best tentacle rape porn and best soiled pantie vending machines really what you want to be known for though?

 

[Perfect Cell]

Is best tentacle rape porn and best soiled pantie vending machines really what you want to be known for though?

That's a spurious mischaracterization.

They also have Gundams.

 

[Guts]

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Is best tentacle rape porn and best soiled pantie vending machines really what you want to be known for though?

Well, if you're not first then you're last. Everybody knows that.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

When the tentacle violation starts... Do you wanna be first, or last?

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

That's a spurious mischaracterization.

They also have Gundams.

In the Gundam with the world tournament did Canada have a Gundam? And what was it's theme?

 

[Guts]

When Reek arrives in the lounge.

 

[Perfect Cell]

In the Gundam with the world tournament did Canada have a Gundam? And what was it's theme?

I was going to make a joke about it being "lumber", but then I typed "Canadian Gundam" into a search, and... this...

It's called the GF13-037NCA Lumber Gundam. God. Dammit.

 

[Guts]

I was going to make a joke about it being "lumber", but then I typed "Canadian Gundam" into a search, and... this...

It's called the GF13-037NCA Lumber Gundam. God. Dammit.

 

[Mike5575]

Did somebody say tentacle rape porn?

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I was going to make a joke about it being "lumber", but then I typed "Canadian Gundam" into a search, and... this...

It's called the GF13-037NCA Lumber Gundam. God. Dammit.

File Photo of Perfect Cell haggling with young Japanese man to trade his knit cap for a headband.



The transaction did not go as planned.

 

[Perfect Cell]

It's called a tuque, you Yankee ****.

 

[Kane52630]

I'm curious KRYPTON INC.... did you ever check out The Room? Or do you still hold a grudge against it?

 

[Kane52630]

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I'm curious KRYPTON INC.... did you ever check out The Room? Or do you still hold a grudge against it?

I watched it. I disliked it BECAUSE I saw it. The cultural celebration of it among the hipster set is just a nice ****** cherry on top. t:



And that's coming from someone that was an original MST3K fan from WAY back.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

It's called a tuque, you Yankee ****.

This is what contributed to the barter between you and the Japanese youth going south.

 

[Perfect Cell]

This is what contributed to the barter between you and the Japanese youth going south.

That's just because I call everyone a Yankee ****, regardless if they deserve it, or if it's accurate. Except the New York Yankees. Those ****s earned it.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

That's just because I call everyone a Yankee ****, regardless if they deserve it, or if it's accurate. Except the New York Yankees. Those ****s earned it.

Even New Yorkers can't stand the Yankees so... I understand.

 

[Perfect Cell]

The Last Jedi screened tonight. I saw a few pocket-sized reflections about it on Twitter. Rumblings, if you will. One said that it was the best Star Wars movie ever made. But really, can that be possible in a movie with zero podraces?

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I hope it's really good. I'm very intrigued as to how they are going handle the Luke stuff, Rey's origin and the further development of Kylo.

 

[Jesse]

I don't know if there is a toy thread but this life-size voice control and remote control BB-8 is really cool. Right now they're on Amazon for around $130.00 plus shipping. I was actually expecting it to cost much more than that.

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[KRYPTON INC.]

Alright... I need answers people. Why? Just... Why?

Spoiler

Roose? Guts? Anyone? WHY?!!!

 

[Perfect Cell]

"With a light dusting of salt."

Well, that's good... Flavour is important...

I may never eat again.

 

[Reek]

When Reek arrives in the lounge.

 

[Perfect Cell]

Goku Lands on Namek CEO.

SERIOUSLY, WHAT DID THAT MEAN?! WHY WON'T ANYONE TELL ME!? IT'S BEEN MONTHS.