The Disaster Lounge

[Reek]

It means he's a baboon... and you're not.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

"With a light dusting of salt."

Well, that's good... Flavour is important...

I may never eat again.

"Doc said I had to cut down on my spider intake. Too much sodium he said. But... I just love the taste of spiders."

"Have you tried Zebra Tarantula meat... with a light dusting of salt? 60% less salt than the other leading brands."

"60% less sodium with all the great spider flavor I crave? What's not to love?"

 

[Perfect Cell]

It means he's a baboon... and you're not.

I still feel left out.

 

[Reek]

I stopped paying attention to that clown a long time ago

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I still feel left out.

Drown your sorrows in ham.

 

[Perfect Cell]

That picture is attacking me from several angles. I am attacked.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

All I'm saying is... Hugh Jackman AS Logan should be the spokesman for a Canadian based brand of bacon.

 

[Reek]

I never meant to be so bad to you

one thing i said that i would never do.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

It was the heat of the moment...

 

[Reek]

I've had a wedding weekend, with snow, ice, no power, etc.... I'm amazed I am alive.... hopefully this SNL Franco episode heals me.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I've had a wedding weekend, with snow, ice, no power, etc.... I'm amazed I am alive.... hopefully this SNL Franco episode heals me.

Your the second person who had to go to a wedding this weekend that I know. Ed went to one too.


Wait...


Did you and Ed get married behind my back?

 

[Reek]

Don't ask questions you don't want don't truly want answered. To Be Reektinued.

 

[Reek]

I wanted to get a new nice blue suit but didn't have time... Colbert rocks some damn fine suits and I wanted to look for something similar.

instead i went out like jimmy fallon and looked like a halfwit who weirdly tailors his ****.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I wanted to get a new nice blue suit but didn't have time... Colbert rocks some damn fine suits and I wanted to look for something similar.

instead i went out like jimmy fallon and looked like a halfwit who weirdly tailors his ****.

Accurate summary is accurate.

Is it strange that I want to see what Colbert looks like with his full on natural, un-dyed hair?

 

[Greens]

The beard made him look like a wise old man.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

The beard made him look like a wise old man.

"I be needing 30 stout men for a trip round the horn."

 

[Reek]

..... Colbert could be Snoke. THINK ABOUT IT

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

..... Colbert could be Snoke. THINK ABOUT IT

I think Snoke would be more Pro-Trump... But anything is possible.

 

[Greens]

Reek is so cute, pretending like he doesn't know who Snoke is

 

[jokesonm3]

Holy **** it's snowing in London

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Holy **** it's snowing in London

 

[Greens]

Holy **** it's snowing in London

It's snowing here too (Netherlands). I dread having to go out on the road tomorrow.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Hey everybody...

Spoiler

 

[Reek]

It's snowing here too (Netherlands). I dread having to go out on the road tomorrow.

hehehehehehehehehehehee do bikes have 4 wheel drive?!?!!?

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

hehehehehehehehehehehee do bikes have 4 wheel drive?!?!!?

Atlanta with less than an inch of snow.