The Disaster Lounge

[squeekness]

God bless Ryan Reynolds

"Apparently you can’t actually blow the Matterhorn."

Lols

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I wanna see Deadpool make a quick cameo in Infinity war

Everyone does... but the Fox characters aren't likely showing up anytime soon in the MCU. Lots of plates in the air. lots of issues to finalize.

 

[Guts]

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

"No... beach to walk on..."

 

[Perfect Cell]

Mothman is returning back to the mothership.

So no more disasters then?

Hey, he didn't cause the disasters, he warned people about them. He is a good man. Honourable and true.

 

[MadderMaximus]

I wanna see Deadpool make a quick cameo in Infinity war

Ditto.

 

[squeekness]

I'd be happy with that.

 

[Reek]

Now now little kiddies.... Come tell Santa Reek what you want for Christmas...

 

[squeekness]

A body without pain.....but I'll settle for John Wick movies.

 

[MadderMaximus]

My fat to melt away. I mean, diet and exercise only gets me so far. Still pudgy

 

[Perfect Cell]

A dinosaur.

 

[squeekness]

A dinosaur.

What if it eats you?

 

[Perfect Cell]

It could be a brachiosaurus. It only eats plants, but it's also 85 feet long, and it could crush my enemies. It could also crush a lot of innocent people too, but... we all knew what we were getting into when someone gave me a dinosaur.

 

[Iceman]

A dinosaur.

Can I have it at weekends?

 

[Perfect Cell]

Sure, but you better not feed it junk food and let it stay up past its bed time.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

It could be a brachiosaurus. It only eats plants, but it's also 85 feet long, and it could crush my enemies. It could also crush a lot of innocent people too, but... we all knew what we were getting into when someone gave me a dinosaur.

 

[Reek]

the dinosaur... one condition..... you have to also take Jeff Goldblum.

 

[Perfect Cell]

 

[MadderMaximus]

Who wouldn't take Jeff Goldblum?

 

[Iceman]

Sure, but you better not feed it junk food and let it stay up past its bed time.

Don't worry. It'll be having porridge, piano lessens, horseriding and then up early for fishing and algebra.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Don't worry. It'll be having porridge, piano lessens, horseriding and then up early for fishing and algebra.

You've head of Tiger Moms? Well Ice is a Dino Dad.

 

[KillerMcQueen]

I wanna see Deadpool make a quick cameo in Infinity war

They should just replace all future post credits scenes in Marvel films with Deadpool skits instead.

 

[Iceman]

You've head of Tiger Moms? Well Ice is a Dino Dad.

I don't need a relationship with my dino-kid. I just need him to get to the top of the corporate ladder, be unbeatable at chess and tell me how miserable I made him in Latin.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I don't need a relationship with my dino-kid. I just need him to get to the top of the corporate ladder, be unbeatable at chess and tell me how miserable I made him in Latin.

 

[Guts]

Worse thing about VR is the strain it puts on your eyes. But I guess that makes sense because it does attaching a screen to your face. I wouldn't have to deal with this if the holodeck were real.