The Disaster Lounge

[KRYPTON INC.]

It's simple....

Kill.... The Krypton.

People need dramatic examples to shake them out of apathy...

 

[Perfect Cell]

People need dramatic examples to shake them out of apathy...

 

[Roose Bolton]

Spoilered. Ruined. I don't wanna see it anymore unless a pasty dude with a beard is cutting people in half and then shooting their corpses. And also Obi-Wan is in it.

I tell ya what I wanted, I wanted Tycho Celchu but the Mouse Shanghaied me with that.

 

[KevanG]

How do you even know about that game?

 

[Perfect Cell]

How do you even know about that game?

I have the whole Jedi Knight series on Steam. It was $14 for the bundle. A tremendous bargain for such gifts.

 

[KevanG]

I had them back on CD in the 90's.

Considering the lack of any decent star wars stuff besides the occasional book, it was the closest I had to a new movie.

 

[Reek]

I heard a certain "chick" nominated a certain "Thomas Riddle" as SMARTEST POSTER.... and that that idiot was reading spoilers and watching videos instead of growing up and paying to see the movie.

Shame. SHAME I SAY!

Flay him. Flay him nao.

 

[Perfect Cell]

I heard a certain "chick" nominated a certain "Thomas Riddle" as SMARTEST POSTER.... and that that idiot was reading spoilers and watching videos instead of growing up and paying to see the movie.

Shame. SHAME I SAY!

Flay him. Flay him nao.

I misunderstood the request and locked Thomas the Tank Engine in a Jigsaw trap.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

So... Uh... Oumuamua. Huge object from outside the solar system. Anyone heard of this yet? I just found out.

 

[Reek]

boom chicka oumuamua?

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

boom chicka oumuamua?

It is cigar shaped so...

Spoiler

https://www.theatlantic.com/science...milner-oumuamua-interstellar-asteroid/547985/

 

[Reek]

you horny little devil

 

[Perfect Cell]

So... Uh... Oumuamua. Huge object from outside the solar system. Anyone heard of this yet? I just found out.

We'll be fine, we still have the whales... I think. It's been a rough year.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

We'll be fine, we still have the whales... I think. It's been a rough year.

Oumuamua gets scanned just when Omarosa exits the White House? Connection?


No... Just an Uma/Oprah moment.

 

[Perfect Cell]

"In June 2017 Manigault signed an invitation for the Congressional Black Caucus (CBC) to visit the White House as "the Honorable Omarosa Manigault". The use of the style the Honorable which is not usually given to political aides or used by the person styled as such to refer to themselves, was off putting to some members of the CBC. The CBC ultimately declined the invitation."

...How are these real people.

Signed,
His high exalted excellency, Dr. Perfect Cell, esq.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

"In June 2017 Manigault signed an invitation for the Congressional Black Caucus (CBC) to visit the White House as "the Honorable Omarosa Manigault". The use of the style the Honorable which is not usually given to political aides or used by the person styled as such to refer to themselves, was off putting to some members of the CBC. The CBC ultimately declined the invitation."

...How are these real people.

Signed,
His high exalted excellency, Dr. Perfect Cell, esq.

I'm not saying that when reality TV became a thing at the turn of the century along with the growth and demeanor of Internet culture around the same time and I thought it would lead to exactly this sort of Idiocracy situation that I was right...












But I was.

 

[Perfect Cell]

Counterpoint: I can look up funny pictures of cats and dogs. Before the internet, you had to buy a calendar for $14 just to get 12.

There's some things on both sides of the scale here.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Counterpoint: I can look up funny pictures of cats and dogs. Before the internet, you had to buy a calendar for $14 just to get 12.

There's some things on both sides of the scale here.

 

[Perfect Cell]

Fun fact: James Doohan went to high school in my home town. That school closed recently. As did my high school. I'm starting to think we're just phasing out education in general.

 

[Kane52630]

http://www.superherohype.com/news/4...h-century-fox-and-20th-century-fox-television

 

[Perfect Cell]

Mads Mikkelsen as Doctor Doom. I know that stuff that already happened, but... that's for them to wrangle around. People wouldn't even notice.

Also, Wolverine vs The Hulk. That too.

 

[Flint Marko]

 

[Perfect Cell]

And Galactus. Him too. Played also by Mads Mikkelsen.

 

[Roose Bolton]

It is cigar shaped so...

Spoiler

https://www.theatlantic.com/science...milner-oumuamua-interstellar-asteroid/547985/

This Russian billionaire, he wouldn't happen to be John Hurt, would he?

 

[Teelie]

I meant mail in ballots, not actually write in a person not on the ballot. I suspect cheetoh's dumbass meant the same thing because nobody would write in somebody on the ballot already.

Write in ballots usually means you write a name not on the ballot. Like some third or fourth or however many other names instead.