The Incredible Hulk Caption Thread!

[Panthro]

HULK: "For the last time, shut up when you're at the movies and turn off your damn cell phones!"

 

[ultimatefan]

HULK: "What is the problem with you people?!? MY caption thread is disappearing and it hasn´t even made it to 100 pages!!

 

[Panthro]

HULK: "What is the problem with you people?!? MY caption thread is disappearing and it hasn´t even made it to 100 pages!!

Hehehehehehehehehe, sorry Hulk, we're just not worthy.

 

[Panthro]

HULK: "Hulk warned you never to suggest Tim Story as director of 3rd Hulk film!"

 

[kedrell]

Ross: "What's wrong with your lips?"

Blonsky: "I was born with big gums, sir."

Ross: "Yeah, well you better tuck that in. Gonna get that caught on a trip wire."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! hehehe, of all things you´d ask about Abomination´s looks...

 

[ultimatefan]

Ross: Why do you have a lizard´s face and fish ears?

Blonsky: It´s a long story, sir. And a disgustingly dirty one.

 

[kedrell]

^Hehehe, or

Ross: "Why do you have a lizard´s face and fish ears?"

Blonsky: "Since when do fish have ears?"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks and yeah, go figure.

 

[Panthro]

Great stuff guys.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

 

[ultimatefan]

Ross: Why is the Monster from the Black Lagoon on the army´s payroll?

Blonsky: For the last f***ing time, I`m NOT the Monster from the Black Lagoon! He is NOT the only monster with scales or those weird fish ears or whatever those are!! I`m legal and copyrighted, okay?!? DO you know Marvel actually has a villain called Mr Hyde? Now THAT´S plagiarism!!

 

[ultimatefan]

Ross: How couldn´t you defeat Hulk?

Blonsky: That wasn´t me, sir, that was some other freak with bones sticking out of his body! I thought that was Doomsday´s thing...

 

[Panthro]

Good stuff UF.

Ross: "Forget the Hulk, I'm going after COBRA, that evil terrorist organization determined to rule the world! Yo Joe!"

Blonsky/Abomination: ""

 

[Panthro]

THOR: "Do not cast judgment upon my actor until you've seen how well he does playing me!"
HULK: "All Hulk said is that Chris Hemsworth just doesn't bring the same credibility to project as Edward Norton!"

Not trying to hate on Hemsworth by the way.

 

[Rain]

" OH YEAH ! "

 

[Panthro]

ROSS: "We've tried everything else. You're our best, last and only hope of stopping the Incredible Hulk now. Think you're up to it?"

BREE VAN DE KAMP: "I'll do my best for my country, General."

 

[Spider-Kid]

Thor: This is for changing my Wikipedia article, you cold hearted bastard!!
Hulk: Hulk think Thor need Anger Managment.

lol look whos talk1ng

 

[Panthro]

Hehehe, love Hulk screwing with Thor's wikipedia page.

HULK: "ARGH! Stupid DC! Wally West is the one true Flash! Barry Allen was better off dead!"
WOLVERINE: "Jesus Hulk, you could at least give the return of Barry Allen a chance before tearing up the joint..."

 

[Timstuff]

"Why Marvel already filming Iron Man 2, but no Hulk 2? Hulk smash Iron Man, make Marvel start on Hulk 2 instead!"

 

[Panthro]

HULK: "Ms. Marvel's ass is Hulk's do you hear?! Ms. Marvel's ass belongs to the Incredible Hulk!"

 

[Shaolin Kenobi]

ross: "what's wrong with your lips?"


blonsky: "i was born with big gums, sir."


ross: "yeah, well you better tuck that in. Gonna get that caught on a trip wire."

funniest one yet!!

 

[kedrell]

^Thanks.

 

[kedrell]

Hulk: "You could never handle her Tony!!! Without that armor you're just an average joe!"
Tony: "I seem to have survived you cousin's feminine attentions and she's way stronger than Carol."
Hulk: "Oh now you are just dead!!!"

 

[protocida]

HULK: Iron Man gets sequel, but Hulk doesn't? HULK SMASHES LUCKY BASTARD!

IRON MAN: Aw, snap...