The inevitable vampire spoof movie is coming

[Octoberist]

nasty!

 

[The Apatow Crew]

I would rather take a legit, original, 7/10 horror comedy with a Vampire storyline than any of these crappy "Movie" movies.

And with these jerks off it makes it even harder for other people who aren't in the business to get into it and yet these human tampons get millions to make crap. I mean you can't make anything in a few weeks,

but again with them its just pop culture references and quotes and characters from other movies.

 

[The Shape]

What do you expect from a film thats shot in prolly only a couple weeks. Its June and this film comes out August of this year.

Exactly, we expect nothing, but I don't think that's any excuse.

 

[Iron_Stark]

lmao, it's almost mid June and filming is going to start with an Aug. 18 release date.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

lmao, it's almost mid June and filming is going to start with an Aug. 18 release date.

I know. but again it only takes a couple weeks to clump **** together and I don't see these as real movies.

 

[Trainwreck2100]

Shoulda just called it "Twilight Sucks"

 

[Metamorpho1977]

GO watch Dracula Dead and Lovin' It with Leslie Nielsen and ignore this steaming pile.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

or Vampire in Brooklyn even know its not a spoof though.

 

[Bad Superman]

I would rather take a legit, original, 7/10 horror comedy with a Vampire storyline than any of these crappy "Movie" movies.

I agree. Those "Movie" movies lack the creativity of other spoofs such as Airplane, the first Naked Gun film, Young Frankenstein and Dracula: Dead and Loving It.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

I agree. Those "Movie" movies lack the creativity of other spoofs such as Airplane, the first Naked Gun film, Young Frankenstein and Dracula: Dead and Loving It.

All they do is watch some trailers and add in some pop culture references.

 

[Bad Superman]

^^ That seems to be the case.

 

[enterthemadness]

All they do is watch some trailers and add in some pop culture references.

In your honest opinion...would you rather watch a SyFy Sat or Sun night movie or a Asylum knockoff of a Hollywood movie? Than watch these......disgrace to movies.

 

[mastermindjcg]

Okay, I can see this entire movie in my mind and it's driving me to homicidal tendencies. Here's a partial breakdown of the gags you can expect from Friedberg and Seltzer(*****ebags). Since this is a spoof of Twilight, you can expect the obligatory joke about Taylor Lautner's washboard abs, you can expect a gag about super hot werewolf chicks with REALLY hairy legs when they're NOT being werewolves, and of course, menstral blood will be used as a major sight gag. But, it won't stop there. Oh, no. I will bet dollars to donuts that there will be shots taken at other movies like Avatar, The Hangover, District 9, maybe even the Karate Kid remake, where they'll use that black midget guy, they use in their other pictures, to be the Karate Kid. I just saved you all twelve bucks and ninety minutes, right there. You're welcome.

-so sayeth the mastermind-

 

[The Apatow Crew]

In your honest opinion...would you rather watch a SyFy Sat or Sun night movie or a Asylum knockoff of a Hollywood movie? Than watch these......disgrace to movies.

No, I would rather watch a movie I actually wanna see.

Your suggestions are like asking whether I wanna get punched in the face or kicked in the balls. Its still gonna be painful no matter what.

 

[kickass]

Speaking of spoofs...................

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5tB-USJdGA&playnext_from=TL&videos=9gz9t9n6bYE&feature=sub


L O L !

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

Did anyone notice the fake critics that praise this film in the commercials? Ivana Tinkle and Oliver Klozoffe. Not funny and pretty dumb that they'd stoop that low.

 

[DCW]

Wow, that's not even close to funny.

 

[xwolverine2]

i wouldnt wanna be that one critic out of 30 that gave vampires suck a positive review... lmao

dammit though.. i was hoping it would stay at 0%...
this better not get a higher or even close rating to The Last Airbender.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

i wouldnt wanna be that one critic out of 30 that gave vampires suck a positive review... lmao

dammit though.. i was hoping it would stay at 0%...
this better not get a higher or even close rating to The Last Airbender.

And a top critic? Shocking.

 

[HR-PUFF&STUFF]

the best spoofs take "ONE" movie and use that to craft the joke around, not "EVERY" movie that just came out

 

[Octoberist]

I think it's mostly kids who don't know any better. We all are guilty of it, one time or another. But if you think about the Box Office counts, it depressing.

 

[Fanticon]

it made 4million yesterday...it'll break even with its budget after the weekend. so get ready for more I guess.

 

[Figs]

I hope The Expendables beats it this weekend. Not sure if The Expendables will stay at #1 again(can't remember everything that is released tomorrow)but I want it to stay ahead of this crap.

 

[Octoberist]

Now I'm rooting for The Expendables at this point to beat it. Honestly.

 

[Marvel Spider]

Did anyone notice the fake critics that praise this film in the commercials? Ivana Tinkle and Oliver Klozoffe. Not funny and pretty dumb that they'd stoop that low.

It's probably because there were no real critics to give it an actual good review.