The Magnificent Lounge

[Perfect Cell]

As long as we all agree that the cinematic jewel of this resurgence is A Million Ways to Die in the West. People die at the fair.

It wasn't great. But Liam Neeson gets a flower stuck in his butt, so it has ups and downs.

 

[Reek]

Roosey.... Do girls have balls?

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Girls play sportballs.

 

[Roose Bolton]

Roosey.... Do girls have balls?

No, when they want to scratch their balls, there's nothing there, Ereek

 

[Reek]

No, when they want to scratch their balls, there's nothing there, Ereek

So then... what's at the bottom of the vagina?

 

[Roose Bolton]

Only one way to find out...

 

[Reek]

holllllyyyyy ****

 

[Spider-Aziz]

You know what's funny?
The line that stuck with me the most from Casino Royale has the word balls in it.

 

[Arachnerd]

Roosey.... Do girls have balls?

If they do, I don't want to know where they keep them.

 

[Reek]

If they do, I don't want to know where they keep them.

 

[Arachnerd]

Then again, I am one to make sacrifices.

 

[Ms. Marvel]

There's another name for them.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Spheres?

 

[Ms. Marvel]

Yeah why not?

 

[Arachnerd]

I would have said marbles, but that works too.

 

[Victarion]

ive had enough of the cowboy movies... hateful 8, magnificent 7... that crap adam sandler made...

what is this trend... its like Django triggered everyone.

I need my fix until we get Arcel's Dark Tower.

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

That DJ is SOOOOOOOOOOO funny.

It's amazingly accurate satire. Considering you were such a huge fan of Jeselnik's last special one would think you could appreciate the joke. t:

 

[Roose Bolton]

I need my fix until we get Arcel's Dark Tower.

I imagine you'll be equally thrilled when Uwe Boll does an adaptation of Erikson's House of Chains.

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Fun new thing to do at work, watch Eric Andre while I'm talking to customer's and try not to laugh hysterically while I'm talking to them.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Don't try to bite your desk.

 

[Schlosser85]

As long as we all agree that the cinematic jewel of this resurgence is A Million Ways to Die in the West. People die at the fair.

It wasn't great. But Liam Neeson gets a flower stuck in his butt, so it has ups and downs.

At least it wasn't a bagel.

 

[Reek]

It's amazingly accurate satire. Considering you were such a huge fan of Jeselnik's last special one would think you could appreciate the joke. t:

You're right, it's always more funny when someone steals someone else's joke.

Be gone. For all of our sake...

 

[Perfect Cell]

Does anyone know if Dane Cook is still alive? I'm rooting for him.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Does anyone know if Dane Cook is still alive? I'm rooting for him.

No report of his death.

 

[Reek]

I think he melted away after he tried making movies