The 'Make An Honest Confession' Thread! Part V: Rebirth

[Anubis]

Well, when doing so, it helps to not stare at her boobs while your hands are stuffed in your pockets.

 

[ComicChick]

i confess i don't take compliments well. my initial reaction is cynicism and sarcasm so i'm afraid i come off as a jerk sometimes

 

[BizarroAids]

You are a jerk.

 

[WillardNation]

I confess that I'm totally confused about women as ever. There's this girl that I've kinda started seeing (not really sure whats going on with it) and she's cool and all but I'm mostly just going with it because she's hot and it doesn't bother me to hang out with her; BUT I don't, like, long to spend time with her (except to have sex with her). Now, she's said that she's moving in November. I'm cool with this because the girl (I think) I'm in love with will be coming back from DC in December, and even though our last discussion was about how we aren't able to be together because of the circumstances, I've decided that I actually do long to be with this girl and I'm not going to give up and I'm going to fight to make it happen. Oh, and I still want to **** every hot girl I see, so I'm sure there will be random hook ups along the way.

It's fun inside my head.

 

[SuperFerret]

I've previously been taking things far too seriously on here, and after a nice little vacation, I think I'm able to be as fun and friendly as I used to be.

 

[ComicChick]

You are a jerk.

I've previously been taking things far too seriously on here, and after a nice little vacation, I think I'm able to be as fun and friendly as I used to be.

yay

 

[Anubis]

To be fair, everybody is a jerk.

 

[POWdER-man]

I confess I think I creeped a female out today by saying she looked nice. Geez, can you not even compliment anyone nowadays?

Sorry my first reaction to this was...

 

[E-Man]

I confess that I have been betting on black ever since Wesley Snipes told me to back in 1992.

 

[Anubis]

How's that been working out for you?

 

[E-Man]

It works great with the ladies, but with the IRS it doesn't work so well.

 

[Anubis]

Yeah, tell me about it.

 

[Calvin]

I was reading through an old thread, from maybe '04 or '06, and I noticed a couple typos I had made. Pissed at myself, I edited and corrected the typos even though they were in an old ass thread, and in the middle of a totally long ass thread, even though I knew that nobody would likely ever notice them.

 

[Anubis]

And that is OCD.

 

[Calvin]

I hate making typos.

 

[The Squirrel]

The first episode of Mad Men bored me. I probably won't be watching the rest.

 

[WalkingDeadMike]

The first episode of Mad Men bored me. I probably won't be watching the rest.

The first half of the first season was boring. After that it picks up and becomes great.

 

[WalkingDeadMike]

I confess I truly feel the hype NEEDS to make Angel_Faerie's video go viral so that she gets a Web Redemption on Tosh.0

 

[WillardNation]

I confess that I just had an epiphany of sorts. I just realized that as much as women confuse me and drive me crazy, I'm sure they have all the same thoughts and go through all the same confusion and craziness that I do.

 

[enterthemadness]

I confess my butt head of a brother squeezed my chest for no reason so I slapped him hard....with my forearm...three times.

 

[Kane52630]

 

[Marx]

I confess that I'm totally confused about women as ever. There's this girl that I've kinda started seeing (not really sure whats going on with it) and she's cool and all but I'm mostly just going with it because she's hot and it doesn't bother me to hang out with her; BUT I don't, like, long to spend time with her (except to have sex with her). Now, she's said that she's moving in November. I'm cool with this because the girl (I think) I'm in love with will be coming back from DC in December, and even though our last discussion was about how we aren't able to be together because of the circumstances, I've decided that I actually do long to be with this girl and I'm not going to give up and I'm going to fight to make it happen. Oh, and I still want to **** every hot girl I see, so I'm sure there will be random hook ups along the way.

It's fun inside my head.

Are you not the monogamous type?

I hate making typos.

I'm the same way Cal. I've gone back through older posts sometimes to correct them as well.

 

[enterthemadness]

He had it coming...he provoke me, squeezing my nipple when I did no wrong...guys did that to me^ and others in weight lifting back in high school. If some muscle head today grabs my nipples and twists them AND I did nothing to deserve it, I don't care if the person is Brock Lesnar huge, imma snap on them. I'm senstive there...so take your wise ass gif somewhere else, Kaaaaaaane.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Receiving the nipple squeeze isn't as bad as someone missing your nipple and grabbing the hair around the nipple instead.

 

[Marx]

How in the world did we come to a discussion about nipples? Haha.