The McCain Thread

[souvlaki]

Palin: What do you want to do tomorrow John? Narf, You Betcha'.
McCain: Same thing we do every day Palin...try to take over the world....I mean try to win the election!

If you think about it, it makes complete sense. Every day there is some new scheme to win the election. And every time they seem to fail.

 

[Holiday]

They're Palin and McCain
Yes, Palin and McCain
Neither is a genius
But both are insane
They're Republican party mice
They're policies aren't right
They're dinky
They're Palin and Mccain, Cain, Cain, Cain
Cain, Cain, Cain, Cain
Cain.

Before each night is done
Their plan will be unfurled
By the democratic king
The guy they call "that one"

They're Palin and McCain
Yes, Palin and McCain
Their terrible campaign
Ain't easy to explain
To prove their maverick worth
They'll takeover the Earth
They're dinky
They're Palin and McCain, Cain, Cain, Cain
Cain, Cain, Cain, Cain

My friends!

 

[comicgirl]

They're Palin and McCain
Yes, Palin and McCain
Neither is a genius
But both are insane
They're Republican party mice
They're policies aren't right
They're dinky
They're Palin and Mccain, Cain, Cain, Cain
Cain, Cain, Cain, Cain
Cain.

Before each night is done
Their plan will be unfurled
By the democratic king
The guy they call "that one"

They're Palin and McCain
Yes, Palin and McCain
Their terrible campaign
Ain't easy to explain
To prove their maverick worth
They'll takeover the Earth
They're dinky
They're Palin and McCain, Cain, Cain, Cain
Cain, Cain, Cain, Cain

My friends!

Dozens Of Call Center Workers Walk Off Job In Protest Rather Than Read McCain Script Attacking Obama


http://tpmelectioncentral.talkingpointsmemo.com/2008/10/dozens_of_call_center_workers.php

 

[Oddzball]

Both Obama and McCain are flip-flopping hypocrites, this has been known for months now.

This is the best you can come up with to defend the right and the republican candidate? "Well, the other guy he's dirty too?!" No citations to counter the HUGE example of flip flops and hypocrisy presented in the post your replied to, just your unsupported non-specific claims.

Stick a fork in McCain folks. He's done.

 

[Superman]

They're Palin and McCain
Yes, Palin and McCain
Neither is a genius
But both are insane
They're Republican party mice
They're policies aren't right
They're dinky
They're Palin and Mccain, Cain, Cain, Cain
Cain, Cain, Cain, Cain
Cain.

Before each night is done
Their plan will be unfurled
By the democratic king
The guy they call "that one"

They're Palin and McCain
Yes, Palin and McCain
Their terrible campaign
Ain't easy to explain
To prove their maverick worth
They'll takeover the Earth
They're dinky
They're Palin and McCain, Cain, Cain, Cain
Cain, Cain, Cain, Cain

My friends!

Brilliant!!!!

 

[rdh007]

This is exactly why I don't want McCain coming into power. He pretends to stand for small government and the free market, when he has little to do with these principles. Then everyone will come out and blame it on these principles. When Obama comes into power we will all know he is for big government the outcomes of his actions will speak for itself.

I prefer to think of it as "tax and spend" vs. "borrow and spend".

 

[Marx]

They're Palin and McCain
Yes, Palin and McCain
Neither is a genius
But both are insane
They're Republican party mice
They're policies aren't right
They're dinky
They're Palin and Mccain, Cain, Cain, Cain
Cain, Cain, Cain, Cain
Cain.

Before each night is done
Their plan will be unfurled
By the democratic king
The guy they call "that one"

They're Palin and McCain
Yes, Palin and McCain
Their terrible campaign
Ain't easy to explain
To prove their maverick worth
They'll takeover the Earth
They're dinky
They're Palin and McCain, Cain, Cain, Cain
Cain, Cain, Cain, Cain

My friends!

 

[Cousin Itt]

They're Palin and McCain
Yes, Palin and McCain
Neither is a genius
But both are insane
They're Republican party mice
They're policies aren't right
They're dinky
They're Palin and Mccain, Cain, Cain, Cain
Cain, Cain, Cain, Cain
Cain.

Before each night is done
Their plan will be unfurled
By the democratic king
The guy they call "that one"

They're Palin and McCain
Yes, Palin and McCain
Their terrible campaign
Ain't easy to explain
To prove their maverick worth
They'll takeover the Earth
They're dinky
They're Palin and McCain, Cain, Cain, Cain
Cain, Cain, Cain, Cain

My friends!

Genius.

 

[Holiday]

Hey thanks everyone. Someone should really make that show I think it'd be hilarious. Anyone here know how to make cartoons?

 

[CaptainClown]

I have been singing that Palin and McCain song Montana for the past hour. I really think it would be a funny show to watch. McCain will try and win votes but Palin will somehow foil him every night.

 

[souvlaki]

They're Palin and McCain
Yes, Palin and McCain
Neither is a genius
But both are insane
They're Republican party mice
They're policies aren't right
They're dinky
They're Palin and Mccain, Cain, Cain, Cain
Cain, Cain, Cain, Cain
Cain.

Before each night is done
Their plan will be unfurled
By the democratic king
The guy they call "that one"

They're Palin and McCain
Yes, Palin and McCain
Their terrible campaign
Ain't easy to explain
To prove their maverick worth
They'll takeover the Earth
They're dinky
They're Palin and McCain, Cain, Cain, Cain
Cain, Cain, Cain, Cain

My friends!

Oh my lord...

 

[Holiday]

Haha thanks Souvlaki. Too bad the race is almost over because it would make a great YouTube series or internet comic.

In the premiere episode McCain will try to build a mind control device but runs out of funding due to Palin's shopping habits.

 

[CaptainClown]

I wish I had the material to contribute to that video. It is so perfect

 

[Holiday]

I wish I had the material to contribute to that video. It is so perfect

Yeah I wish I knew how make cartoons on my comp and use windows movie maker. I would totally try and write an episode.

I dunno, maybe I'll do and Obama Biden Odd Couple show.

"They stand for change... but can they STAND each other?"

 

[CaptainClown]

Bill and Hillary should be their nosy neighbors.

 

[Holiday]

Haha yeah thatd be great. I would have Biden be a huge slob saying crazy stuff and Barack's gotta clean up his mess.

 

[CaptainClown]

Palin and McCain can be the neighbors from across the street who don't approve of two guys housing together and are constantly trying to evict them by making false reports to the police and stuff like that.

 

[Holiday]

First McPalin will say they're racist, then muslim, then terrorists, then socialists but nothing will seem to work.

 

[Matt]

Anyone else think this fiasco of an election could put McCain at risk for 2010 when he is up for re-election? He's given so much ammo. If the Democrats can find a strong contender they can very well threaten his seat.

 

[Raiden]

Anyone else think this fiasco of an election could put McCain at risk for 2010 when he is up for re-election? He's given so much ammo. If the Democrats can find a strong contender they can very well threaten his seat.

I think that if McCain doesn't win Arizona by a wide margin, it could spell trouble for his reelection if he doesn't win the presidency. It could reveal the erosion of his support at his home state.

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

^ I think either way he's toast. His credibility with a lot of folks within his party is shot to hell. Stick a fork in him.

 

[Fading]

McCain's still McCain. I think he may have hurt his reputation, and ability to work with others in the senate with his recent attacking and posturing. However I don't see him losing his current job. Ppl like recognizable faces and celebrities (Arnold being a Governor of anything is proof of that), and despite his negativity McCain has been in the news, on talkshows, etc like crazy. McCain vs. unknown guy #2, I think McCain will be safe. Edit - Tho it probably will hurt his numbers, I just don't think it'll be enough to cost him his seat.

Personally I'd be a bit more worried about Palin's position. We've alrdy seen protesters, and even the local newspaper won't endorce her. It's a small town, and I can see ppl taking some of her actions more personally than the rest of the nation.

 

[Raiden]

McCain's still McCain. I think he may have hurt his reputation, and ability to work with others in the senate with his recent attacking and posturing. However I don't see him losing his current job. Ppl like recognizable faces and celebrities (Arnold being a Governor of anything is proof of that), and despite his negativity McCain has been in the news, on talkshows, etc like crazy. McCain vs. unknown guy #2, I think McCain will be safe. Edit - Tho it probably will hurt his numbers, I just don't think it'll be enough to cost him his seat.

Personally I'd be a bit more worried about Palin's position. We've alrdy seen protesters, and even the local newspaper won't endorce her. It's a small town, and I can see ppl taking some of her actions more personally than the rest of the nation.

Palin actually gotten many of her own legislations through the state senate with Dems' support, and if McCain loses I don't think she will enjoy the same support after she resumes her job as governor, and it means her reelection will not be as slam-dunk as she would believe. But if she loses the reelection, I think Fox News will probably get a talk show for her where she'll bid her time for 2012 presidential election.

 

[Marx]

McCain's still McCain. I think he may have hurt his reputation, and ability to work with others in the senate with his recent attacking and posturing. However I don't see him losing his current job. Ppl like recognizable faces and celebrities (Arnold being a Governor of anything is proof of that), and despite his negativity McCain has been in the news, on talkshows, etc like crazy. McCain vs. unknown guy #2, I think McCain will be safe. Edit - Tho it probably will hurt his numbers, I just don't think it'll be enough to cost him his seat.

Personally I'd be a bit more worried about Palin's position. We've alrdy seen protesters, and even the local newspaper won't endorce her. It's a small town, and I can see ppl taking some of her actions more personally than the rest of the nation.

If McCain-Palin doesn't win the election they both could very well be done. John McCain has turned into everything that he once condemned. He has turned toward the harder right, and by doing that, away from the moderates and independents that largely gave him the nomination. As for Sarah Palin...Alaska is a strange place. She may have some kind of a future left in Alaska, but I cannot see her on the national stage ever again.

 

[jaguarr]

Palin actually gotten many of her own legislations through the state senate with Dems' support, and if McCain loses I don't think she will enjoy the same support after she resumes her job as governor, and it means her reelection will not be as slam-dunk as she would believe. But if she loses the reelection, I think Fox News will probably get a talk show for her where she'll bid her time for 2012 presidential election.

I'd pay good money to watch Palin interview Ted Nugent on Fox News. The level of Conservative Crazy would reach epic levels never before seen.

jag