Batman '89 The Michael Keaton Appreciation Thread

[KrypJonian]

I have a cousin who was an intern at Paramount Studios for a year, told she ran into Keaton one day while getting coffee. She said she thought of me instantly given my love for his Batman. Wish I could of met him.

Get this...

My sister has been a nanny for a very wealthy family for a while now... She got to ride horses with Michael Keaton randomly and hang out with Val Kilmer in Hawaii just for the sh** of it... Drives me nuts...

 

[KrypJonian]

And while Keaton will forever be my Batman (nobody's face will look better in the cowl), his Bruce never fit for me... It was appropriate for the movie I guess, but it never had me convinced. Especially in Batman Returns, he seemed like he was doing more of a Clark Kent than a Bruce Wayne...

 

[El Payaso]

And while Keaton will forever be my Batman (nobody's face will look better in the cowl), his Bruce never fit for me... It was appropriate for the movie I guess, but it never had me convinced. Especially in Batman Returns, he seemed like he was doing more of a Clark Kent than a Bruce Wayne...

When he met Selina, I assume. But the same happened to Val Kilmer's Wayne when he met Chase. That was all Clark Kent when he apologiozed for knocking the door down.

 

[Doctor Jones]

Guys, at my college on the retail side of dining there is a Michael Keaton sandwich. I **** you not.

 

[Blitzkrieg Bop]

EAT IT p

 

[Mister Meddle]

Guys, at my college on the retail side of dining there is a Michael Keaton sandwich. I **** you not.

Does it come in black?

 

[Ponyboy]

Guys, at my college on the retail side of dining there is a Michael Keaton sandwich. I **** you not.

i don't get it

 

[Blitzkrieg Bop]

Someone named a sandwich after Keaton.

 

[Ponyboy]

lol... nah I got that part Blitz... just the why... or why anyone would get it nowadays

 

[DaRkVeNgeanCe]

Keaton is a timeless actor he deserves a sanwich named after him in every town.

 

[EliteF50]

Keaton deserves so many more roles.

I WANT TO SEE HIM EVERYWHERE. -___-

 

[Ponyboy]

Keaton is a timeless actor he deserves a sanwich named after him in every town.

LOL... I guess that's the point... it doesn't make sense so that's why it's funny? You guys all know I love Keaton.... is this an American thing I'm just missing?

 

[Dark Carnage]

Peter McCabe.

That is all.

 

[GREEN =w= DAY]

Keaton deserves so many more roles.

I WANT TO SEE HIM EVERYWHERE. -___-

seriously

you figure Burton would have roles for him in his films, even minor ones. Keaton needs a Tarantino-type comeback!

 

[Mister Meddle]

Keaton deserves his own Rocky statue in front of every movie theater across the nation.

 

[Doctor Jones]

Keaton deserves TWO Rocky statues in front of evert movie theater across the nation.

 

[Doctor Jones]

LOL... I guess that's the point... it doesn't make sense so that's why it's funny? You guys all know I love Keaton.... is this an American thing I'm just missing?

Once the Keaton sandwich comes to your native land, you shall understand youngling. Once you bite into that sandwich, you will get the sansation of a lifetime. It's as if Michael Keaton is having sex in your mouth for you.

 

[Mister Meddle]

Once the Keaton sandwich comes to your native land, you shall understand youngling. Once you bite into that sandwich, you will get the sansation of a lifetime. It's as if Michael Keaton is having sex in your mouth for you.

lmfao wtf

 

[Ponyboy]

Once the Keaton sandwich comes to your native land, you shall understand youngling. Once you bite into that sandwich, you will get the sansation of a lifetime. It's as if Michael Keaton is having sex in your mouth for you.

youngling? Hey, you werent even alive when the first two Keaton Batman films were out!

I'm intrigued about the keaton-sex-in-my-mouth thing. I like dames but I'm slightly intrigued, but that don't mean nuthin ya hear

 

[Doctor Jones]

youngling? Hey, you werent even alive when the first two Keaton Batman films were out!

I'm intrigued about the keaton-sex-in-my-mouth thing. I like dames but I'm slightly intrigued, but that don't mean nuthin ya hear

Hey, man, I was born in the same year when BR came out. And I was two months ahead of it.

Keaton is the only man who I would let have sex in my mouth. THE ONLY MAN.

 

[Ponyboy]

Keaton is the only man who I would let have sex in my mouth. THE ONLY MAN.

what about Prince?

 

[Doctor Jones]

As long as Keaton is there, he will go nowhere near my mouth, thank you very much. All Keaton has to do is give him that stare and Prince will run away and give that squeal.

 

[Doctor Jones]

Oh, yeah, I forgot. My sixth grade music teacher once roasted Michael Keaton.

 

[Indy Flash]

Really guys

 

[Ponyboy]

Oh, yeah, I forgot. My sixth grade music teacher once roasted Michael Keaton.

In Russia, Michael Keaton roasts you!