The Most Powerful In the Marvel Universe

[The Leaguer]

You know who can't make sense of Bendis' comics?

Bendis.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

It depends if Bendis has fed recently or not.

No, that's Galactus, stupid.

 

[Upset Spideyfan]

No. Bendis feeds on the energy created whenever he comes up with a stupid retcon.

You know who can't make sense of Bendis' comics?

Bendis.

Oh No You Didn't!

 

[A.X.L]

Gambit

 

[The Leaguer]

You're right, Gambit can't make sense of Bendis either.

 

[Upset Spideyfan]

This thread makes Bendis cry.

 

[The Leaguer]

But not Gambit.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Nothing makes Bendis cry. He seared his tear ducts out.

 

[The Leaguer]

With Gambit.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Gambit did it for him. He charged them and they blew up, but they didn't hurt Bendis' eyes at all. Bendis wrote the scene himself.

 

[The Leaguer]

That doesn't make sense.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

That doesn't make sense.

Gambit did it for him. He charged them and they blew up, but they didn't hurt Bendis' eyes at all. Bendis wrote the scene himself.

 

[The Leaguer]

But that makes no sense.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Welcome to Bendis' world.

 

[The Leaguer]

It's wet here.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Smells like feet, too.

 

[The Leaguer]

I wish Pichu was here.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

He makes everything better.

 

[Son_of_W]

A part of me seeks to cry. Mostly with laughter.