The Naked Fun in The Superhero Cinematic Civil War Thread - Part 61

[DarthSkywalker]

Me in a theater six months from now watching a Superman movie that's wall to wall dick jokes knowing I'm gonna have to eat crow after reassuring you that wasn't gonna happen:

So you're going to be mildly horny?

 

[Shinobi Shaw]

Me in a theater six months from now watching a Superman movie that's wall to wall dick jokes knowing I'm gonna have to eat crow after reassuring you that wasn't gonna happen:

Dude you KNOW the dick jokes are coming.

That’s the reason why we got the red trunks in the first place.

I was a big fan. Loved Firefly, loved Castle. Then I heard why Castle ended was because Stana couldn't rightfully stand him.

He’s an a-hole who bullied Stana Katic off their show.

Oh he’s one of those? That’s disappointing.

Liked him ever since he was Joey Buchanan on One Life To Live, didn’t know he was a jerk too.

 

[flickchick85]

As long as “Red Guardian” is prominently featured in Thunderbolts, my enjoyment will only be able to go so far. Same for John Walker. And Bucky. …Ok, so I can pretty much only hope to enjoy the Yelena scenes. Yeah, might be a rental. We’ll see how the reviews go.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

As long as “Red Guardian” is prominently featured in Thunderbolts, my enjoyment will only be able to go so far. Same for John Walker. And Bucky. …Ok, so I can pretty much only hope to enjoy the Yelena scenes. Yeah, might be a rental. We’ll see how the reviews go.

Meanwhile, Darth showing up for that first 3pm showing:

 

[Drizzle]

That's every Marvel movie but the Ant-Man sequels.

Eternals seeing this post:

So you're going to be mildly horny?

Please, my brain broke after how horny 2024 was in cinema. I'm desensitized to oblivion.

 

[Shinobi Shaw]

Yelena is in it, so Thunderbolts* will be alright. It has no other choice.

The slog for your old pal Shinobi is going to be Cap 4. I’m literally just going for Liv Tyler (if her scenes survived), Isaiah Bradley, and the adamantium.

Dassit.

 

[Ninjablade]

That's every Marvel movie but the Ant-Man sequels.

Listen the bar for Marvel right now is in the depths of tartarus. It's not my fault that Falcon vs Han Solo wants somehow go lower than that.

 

[flickchick85]

I will only waste time on Cap4 if my girl She-Hulk makes a surprise appearance. Otherwise, eh, I’ll put it on in the background at home sometime.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

Yelena is in it, so Thunderbolts* will be alright. It has no other choice.

The slog for your old pal Shinobi is going to be Cap 4. I’m literally just going for Liv Tyler (if her scenes survived), Isaiah Bradley, and the adamantium.

Dassit.

Which is why I'll be watching Heart Eyes or Love Hurts on cheap Tuesday instead.

 

[Shinobi Shaw]

Please, my brain broke after how horny 2024 was in cinema. I'm desensitized to oblivion.

I’m still reeling from that unsexy sex scene in Nosferatu and that full frontal.

Nobody asked for either.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

I will only waste time on Cap4 if my girl She-Hulk makes a surprise appearance. Otherwise, eh, I’ll put it on in the background at home sometime.

Post credit will have Evans as Johnny.

 

[Ninjablade]

Meanwhile, Darth showing up for that first 3pm showing:

This is your sign to not waste your time

 

[DarthSkywalker]

I’m still reeling from that unsexy sex scene in Nosferatu and that full frontal.

Nobody asked for either.

Someone definitely asked for both. And to each their own.

I got Anora last year. Singlehandedly will keep me from the abyss for at least a couple of years.

 

[flickchick85]

Post credit will have Evans as Johnny.

Oh you mean Boston Bro Evans Who Forgot How To Play Johnny And Didn’t Want to Rewatch His Own Work to Find Out.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

This is yours sign to not waste your time

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Dressed up just like Crimson Dynamo. Even the perfect shade of red.

 

[Spider-Fan]

Cap 4 is mostly an obligation movie. I am mostly just excited for Leader and Red Hulk, who will barely be in it. Thunderbolts looks fun though, but FF is the movie now. That's my top flick!

 

[DarthSkywalker]

Oh you mean Boston Bro Evans Who Forgot How To Play Johnny And Didn’t Want to Rewatch His Own Work to Find Out.

To be fair, outside of Snow and I, I doubt anyone else has rewatched those movies.

 

[Ninjablade]

Oh you mean Boston Bro Evans Who Forgot How To Play Johnny And Didn’t Want to Rewatch His Own Work to Find Out.

aka Evans' best performance in like 8 years. #REPRESENT #NEPRIDE

 

[flickchick85]

To be fair, outside of Snow and I, I doubt anyone else has rewatched those movies.

Fair, but if I were being paid a million or two for a couple days work, I’d feel pretty obligated to make that sacrifice just to live with myself.

 

[Shinobi Shaw]

aka Evans' best performance in like 8 years. #REPRESENT #NEPRIDE

I keep forgetting you’re New England folk with your credit cahd…

 

[DarthSkywalker]

Cap 4 came out at a really bad time. Got two great horror slashers, a potentially fun rom com, and the best Robocop remake. Got no time for the dude who stole Ant-Man's helmet. Which honestly should've been the first sign.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

Fair, but if I were being paid a million or two for a couple days work, I’d feel pretty obligated to make that sacrifice just to live with myself.

You're a professional. Can't accuse anyone born in Mass of the same.

 

[Ninjablade]

I keep forgetting you’re New England folk with your credit cahd…

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I live way outside Boston, and honestly talk closer to you than I do any of them. The accent is dying in the city as is, let alone outside of it

 

[Ninjablade]

You're a professional. Can't accuse anyone born in Mass of the same.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

I keep forgetting you’re New England folk with your credit cahd…

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A New England boy, who wants a Jersey girl.