The Naked Fun in The Superhero Cinematic Civil War Thread - Part 61

[DarthSkywalker]

But see man, I’m the opposite, I’d rather watch Superman Returns other than MOS. You know I love all that soap opera sh**, and the one thing that Returns does despite its flaws is that it amps up the melodrama.

Then you got Spacey in it just being himself, and while I don’t like that they made him a killer, you also have Superman and Lois’ son which made things interesting.

I say all that to say, I rather see that than Cavill memorizing the script.

After you see Superman, I need you to rate it on a scale of Saltine to Elmer's.

 

[Shinobi Shaw]

After you see Superman, I need you to rate it on a scale of Saltine to Elmer's.

Wow Darth. But I gotcha. LOL.

I mean when they cast who they cast as the Kents you knew what time it was.

 

[SwordOfMorning]

Hunter Schafer please...

Can you imagine the extent to which Zaslav would veto this. Awful.

She’d rule though.

 

[Spider-Fan]

Galactus is gonna win regardless.

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Well, at least at the BO

I kid, I kid yall

 

[DarthSkywalker]

Wow Darth. But I gotcha. LOL.

I mean when they cast who they cast as the Kents you knew what time it was.

The Kents are definitely MAGA.

The pinches of pepper in this salt lick are fairly stereotypical from a white man's lens. But Adi really brings it and ends up a lot of fun anyway.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

Well, at least at the BO

I kid, I kid yall

 

[Lily Adler]

 

[DarthSkywalker]

Can you imagine the extent to which Zaslav would veto this. Awful.

She’d rule though.

Zaslav probably still side eying Zendaya in Dune.

 

[Lily Adler]

The Kents are definitely MAGA.

The pinches of pepper in this salt lick are fairly stereotypical from a white man's lens. But Adi really brings it and ends up a lot of fun anyway.

I mean so was Costner's. Keaton's Martha was a maybe.

 

[Shinobi Shaw]

Well, at least at the BO

I kid, I kid yall

I still don’t know if I’m gonna wear Ben, Doom or my trusty 4 shirt for the movie.

GOT ONE MORE WEEK TO DECIDE.

 

[Spider-Fan]

I still don’t know if I’m gonna wear Ben, Doom or my trusty 4 shirt for the movie.

GOT ONE MORE WEEK TO DECIDE.

I am going with the old tried and true blue shirt and big 4 logo

 

[Lily Adler]

Zaslav probably still side eying Zendaya in Dune.

As soon as it came out why he passed on Black Superman, it tells you what kind of bigot is in charge.

 

[Drizzle]

But see man, I’m the opposite, I’d rather watch Superman Returns other than MOS. You know I love all that soap opera sh**, and the one thing that Returns does despite its flaws is that it amps up the melodrama.

Then you got Spacey in it just being himself, and while I don’t like that they made him a killer, you also have Superman and Lois’ son which made things interesting.

I say all that to say, I rather see that than Cavill memorizing the script.

I thought the plot of Superman Returns was more interesting on paper than the execution. Honestly it would have made a lot of difference with a more capable actress as Lois and if they had given Routh more lines. He was dealt a ****ty card there but at least he got another chance in the CWverse.

But realistically, the Superman movie you're about to see tomorrow is a much better watch than either of them.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

I mean so was Costner's. Keaton's Martha was a maybe.

Honestly couldn't tell you with Costner. Could go either way. But I also know he could breathe and walk at the same time. Here? Not so sure.

 

[Lily Adler]

I am going with the old tried and true blue shirt and big 4 logo

 

[DarthSkywalker]

I still don’t know if I’m gonna wear Ben, Doom or my trusty 4 shirt for the movie.

GOT ONE MORE WEEK TO DECIDE.

Just gonna have to watch it three times and wear each.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

Trigger warning, Lily.

 

[Drizzle]

I mean so was Costner's. Keaton's Martha was a maybe.

 

[Lily Adler]

Honestly couldn't tell you with Costner. Could go either way. But I also know he could breathe and walk at the same time. Here? Not so sure.

Dude had a passing thought of letting children die, so...

 

[Lily Adler]

I'm sorry Julianne Moore.

 

[DarthSkywalker]

Dude had a passing thought of letting children die, so...

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Lily, do we want to get into liberals and a certain situation in the Middle East?

 

[Shinobi Shaw]

I'm sorry Julianne Moore.

All jokes aside, she was always my pick for Barbara for a live action Batman Beyond.

But that'll never happen.

 

[Lily Adler]

Lily, do we want to get into liberals and a certain situation in the Middle East?

If you're trying to lecture me on my people, you're meshugah. Remember the evil eye knows all.

 

[Lily Adler]

All jokes aside, she was always my pick for Barbara for a live action Batman Beyond.

But that'll never happen.

Still remember her in Don Jon.

 

[Shinobi Shaw]

Still remember her in Don Jon.

Never seen it, but I still remember her in Boogie Nights.