The New Improved Official Stupid Question Thread Marvel Edition

[LouFerignoDemon]

Pants? Fish thong. And his ego muscle? Well, it must've been nailed with a gamma bomb, and is constantly pissed off.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Namor's rocking the pants now, actually. A shirt too. I guess he felt chilly after all these years.

 

[Manic]

Maybe he got embarrassed for his disproportionate chicken legs and his nipples always going pointy in public.

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

You mean that teen heartthrob vest he sports?

 

[TheCorpulent1]

With scales. Oh, and his big ugly X buckle, too. Namor as an X-Man.

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

He's actually had that vest for a bit, I think. However, I knew about that X-Man thing, and all I can think of is, "Really? Namor? You dont' team up with the good guys you have a secret committee for, and be their puppet? But Norman Osborne's? Really? Was Sue promised to you somewhere?"

 

[Drakon]

With scales. Oh, and his big ugly X buckle, too. Namor as an X-Man.

RuPaul is an X-Man, too. Or, rather, Ex-Man.

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

lol That reminds me of a Mad Magazine I saw once when the first X-Men movie came out. Xavier introduced Logan to Storm and Jean, and said they were his X-Men, and he made a comment that the doctors in Sweden can do anything nowadays.

 

[JewishHobbit]

With scales. Oh, and his big ugly X buckle, too. Namor as an X-Man.

While I wouldn't have asked for it, I'm curious now what becomes of Namor as an X-Man. I'm a little excited, but I don't think it'll last long. Maybe just during this Dark Reign time period.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I hope it doesn't last long. It just feels like such a contrivance to me. "Oh, Namor has a (retconned) thing for Emma Frost, so now he's an X-Man and some Atlanteans are living on Utopia. LOGIC! "

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

Probably cause Emma somehow reminds him of Sue. Cause she's blonde. And all humans look alike to him.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

He should totally say that sometime.

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

That's honestly the only reason I can think of why. lol

Since he liked Sue for looks AND personality, and Emma=/=Sue personality wise.

 

[Manic]

I think Namor will leave the X-Men once he finds out Sebastian Shaw is still alive. In the recent Uncanny X-Men Annual, Emma convinced Namor to have her back under the premise she'd chop off Shaw's head and give it to Namor on a silver platter for an injustice Shaw had committed on the both of them. Namor saw Emma literally chop off Shaw's head and put on a silver platter, but it was all a telepathic illusion. Shaw is still locked up in the basement of the Graymalkin Industries building aloneside Empath and Donald Pierce.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Wow, really? The X-Men actually didn't kill someone?

 

[Manic]

I know, right? And Emma of all people. She killed her own sister once, but apparently she couldn't bring herself to killing Sebastian Shaw-- a man who, let's face it, has it coming.

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

Adrienne (coincidentally the name of my eldest sister) would've killed her students if Emma didn't kill her first.

Shaw would've been killed in cold blood.

 

[Drakon]

Wow, really? The X-Men actually didn't kill someone?

Had they taken this route many many years ago, almost all their problems would have been solved early on. And then resurrected. And solved again. And then re-resurrected. And then solved again. And then........

 

[Manic]

Yeah, but I wouldn't put cold blooded murder past Emma Frost. Oddly enough, that's something I never thought I'd see Cyclops condone. What's happening to the world of the X-Men was Emma Frost has stronger morals than Scott Summers? No wonder Beast is packing up shop and leaving. They're damn lucky Nightcrawler is so good at turning the other way and ignoring stuff.

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

Had they taken this route many many years ago, almost all their problems would have been solved early on. And then resurrected. And solved again. And then re-resurrected. And then solved again. And then........

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

Yeah, but I wouldn't put cold blooded murder past Emma Frost. Oddly enough, that's something I never thought I'd see Cyclops condone. What's happening to the world of the X-Men was Emma Frost has stronger morals than Scott Summers? No wonder Beast is packing up shop and leaving. They're damn lucky Nightcrawler is so good at turning the other way and ignoring stuff.

If you were to ask random havoc, he'd say she's still worse cause she has casual sex.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Yeah, but I wouldn't put cold blooded murder past Emma Frost. Oddly enough, that's something I never thought I'd see Cyclops condone. What's happening to the world of the X-Men was Emma Frost has stronger morals than Scott Summers? No wonder Beast is packing up shop and leaving. They're damn lucky Nightcrawler is so good at turning the other way and ignoring stuff.

Yeah, great would-be priest Nightcrawler is there.

God, I can't stand the X-Men anymore.

 

[Manic]

If you were to ask random havoc, he'd say she's still worse cause she has casual sex.

Yeah, but Emma hasn't had sex with anyone but Scott since she survived Genosha. Sure Scott was 2-timing his wife at the time, but Emma was completely monogamous.

Holy crap, Emma's morals really are ever so slightly stronger than Scott's. Not a hell of a lot stronger, but just enough to make Scott look like the darker character.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Hey get with the times man. There ain't no killing, there ain't no chlling.

OK that makes zero sense...but you know what I mean. The kids love killers these days in their comics.

 

[Manic]

Wasn't there a time when we were glad to see the dark and gritty crap of the 90's come to an end? Did it just never leave and we convinced ourselves otherwise?