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Discussion in 'Marvel's The Avengers' started by Thread Manager, Jan 13, 2012.
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We know we need one.
To start things off...
Cap: We're here for the gang bang.
What's that from? Have I missed new footage?
It's from the first trailer at 1:23
I am speechless, I really have nothing more that could be added to this image. It really just speaks for itself.
"Sex Appeal Kills!"
Quick Question: Who would you rather have kill you with their sexiness, Black Widow or Xenia Onatopp from Goldeneye? And yes, you can choose both if your that kinky.
"I told you to bring a condom!"
Cap: Time for Avengering! DANG! I lost my key....Anybody got a rock?
CAP: YEAH! NOW WE'RE TALKING! CAAAAPTAAAAAIN ROGEEEEERRRSS!
Black Widow: The F#$%?!
Cap: THERE'S THE ENEMY! ATTACK!
Hawkeye: WAIT! You're running right through traffic!
*SKIDS SCREEEEEEEEEEECH HOOONK KA-BOOOOOM*
CAP: HAHA! YOUR JUICES WILL RUN LIKE MIGHTY RIVERS!
Fury: NUTS TO THIS! *BANG BANG*
SKRULLCAP: OUR METICULOUSLY PLANNED INVASION VIA INFILTRATION IS A FAIL! WE MUST EVACUATE THE PLANET!
BW: Oh thank God. but how did you know he was a Skrull?
Fury: *FSHWOOOOM!* He was a skrull?
SKRULLCAP: AIEEEE! MY JUICES!
BW: My latte was cold!
BW: have you ever had that caving in chest feeling?
FURY: "When you absolutely positively got to kill every mother-f***er in the room..."
FURY: "This is my Boom Stick."
Didn't anyone ever tell Nick Fury that he was going to shoot his eye out with that thing?
Black Widow: Why are we running towards that fangirl?
Iron Man: Sorry guys, this is Alcoholics Anonymous. Steroids Anonymous is three doors down the hall on the left.
Thor: None shall pass whilst the Hulk covertly tries to take a dump.
Hulk: Errggghhh... Thanks, guys. Not hitting Burrito King before a fight again, that's for sure.
Cap: Think the X-Men school has any extra rooms?
IM: I'll go check.
Cap: that God that we are behind the Hulk.
IM: yeah not even my helmet filters can handle Gamma gas!!!
Fury: that is the last time you change lanes without signaling in front of me!!
Thor: What manner of creatures have we been sent forth to smite Captain America.
Cap: They haven't announced it yet. Well just have wait till after the super bowl. Just keep your game face on!!!
Thor: So do you believe Loki deserves do die for his crimes.
Nick Fury: Yes he deserves to die and we're gonna send his ass to HEL.
Cap: Hey Fury next time you fire an RPG make sure that there are no tanker trucks in the area!
Fury to Disney execs: what does Loki's army look like?
Fury: what does Loki's army look like?
Fury: what is not any country I ever heard of! do they speak English in what?!
Fury: English you idiots do you speak it?!
Fury: then you know what Im saying. what does Loki's army look like!
Execs: what...I .I?
Fury:say what again! say what again!! I dare ya I double dare ya, ya bunch of stuffed shirts!!! say what one more stinking time!!
Execs: theyre alien
Fury: go on!
Execs:their strange looking.
Fury: do they look like a bunch of wimps?
Disney execs die with haunting screams in the fire
FURY: "Can you believe that some people mistake me for Laurence Fishburne?"