The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1

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    This is a continuation thread, the old thread is [split]338527[/split]
     
  2. Hotwire Dealin' W/ Demons

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    We know we need one.

    To start things off...
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    Cap: We're here for the gang bang.
     
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  4. bored One Sexy Lemur

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    What's that from? Have I missed new footage?
     
  5. Lady Marion It's all in the swing

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    It's from the first trailer at 1:23
     
  6. Godzilla2000 Dollar Store Diva

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    I am speechless, I really have nothing more that could be added to this image. It really just speaks for itself.
     
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    "Sex Appeal Kills!"
     
  8. Godzilla2000 Dollar Store Diva

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    Quick Question: Who would you rather have kill you with their sexiness, Black Widow or Xenia Onatopp from Goldeneye? And yes, you can choose both if your that kinky.
     
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    "I told you to bring a condom!"
     
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    Cap: Time for Avengering! DANG! I lost my key....Anybody got a rock?
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    CAP: YEAH! NOW WE'RE TALKING! CAAAAPTAAAAAIN ROGEEEEERRRSS!
    Black Widow: The F#$%?!
    Cap: THERE'S THE ENEMY! ATTACK!
    Hawkeye: WAIT! You're running right through traffic!
    *SKIDS SCREEEEEEEEEEECH HOOONK KA-BOOOOOM*
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    CAP: HAHA! YOUR JUICES WILL RUN LIKE MIGHTY RIVERS!
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    Fury: NUTS TO THIS! *BANG BANG*
    BW: NOOO!!
    CAP: SQUREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
    BW: "Squree"?
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    SKRULLCAP: OUR METICULOUSLY PLANNED INVASION VIA INFILTRATION IS A FAIL! WE MUST EVACUATE THE PLANET!
    BW: Oh thank God. but how did you know he was a Skrull?
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    Fury: *FSHWOOOOM!* He was a skrull?
    SKRULLCAP: AIEEEE! MY JUICES!
     
  11. mc7791 The Past is your Fuel

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    BW: My latte was cold!
     
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    BW: have you ever had that caving in chest feeling?
     
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    FURY: "When you absolutely positively got to kill every mother-f***er in the room..."
     
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    FURY: "This is my Boom Stick."
     
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    Didn't anyone ever tell Nick Fury that he was going to shoot his eye out with that thing?

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    Black Widow: Why are we running towards that fangirl?
     
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    Iron Man: Sorry guys, this is Alcoholics Anonymous. Steroids Anonymous is three doors down the hall on the left.
     
  17. bored One Sexy Lemur

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    Thor: None shall pass whilst the Hulk covertly tries to take a dump.
    Hulk: Errggghhh... Thanks, guys. Not hitting Burrito King before a fight again, that's for sure.
    Cap: Think the X-Men school has any extra rooms?
    IM: I'll go check.
     
  18. Panthro Team Language

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  19. mc7791 The Past is your Fuel

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    Cap: that God that we are behind the Hulk.
    IM: yeah not even my helmet filters can handle Gamma gas!!!
     
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    Fury: that is the last time you change lanes without signaling in front of me!!
     
  21. Smashlilman Ouch!!!!

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    Thor: What manner of creatures have we been sent forth to smite Captain America.

    Cap: They haven't announced it yet. Well just have wait till after the super bowl. Just keep your game face on!!!
     
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  22. Smashlilman Ouch!!!!

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    Thor: So do you believe Loki deserves do die for his crimes.

    Nick Fury: Yes he deserves to die and we're gonna send his ass to HEL.
     
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    Cap: Hey Fury next time you fire an RPG make sure that there are no tanker trucks in the area!
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    Fury: oops
     
  24. mc7791 The Past is your Fuel

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    Fury to Disney execs: what does Loki's army look like?
    Exec: what?
    Fury: what does Loki's army look like?
    Execs: what?
    Fury: what is not any country I ever heard of! do they speak English in what?!
    Execs: what?!
    Fury: English you idiots do you speak it?!
    Execs: yes!
    Fury: then you know what Im saying. what does Loki's army look like!
    Execs: what...I .I?
    Fury:say what again! say what again!! I dare ya I double dare ya, ya bunch of stuffed shirts!!! say what one more stinking time!!
    Execs: theyre alien
    Fury: go on!
    Execs:their strange looking.
    Fury: do they look like a bunch of wimps?
    Execs: what?
    Fury: Blammmmmmmm!!!!
    Disney execs die with haunting screams in the fire
     
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    FURY: "Can you believe that some people mistake me for Laurence Fishburne?"
     
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