The Avengers The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 1

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[Hotwire]

We know we need one.

To start things off...

Cap: We're here for the gang bang.

 

[Panthro]

Actor playing 'Henchmen': "I hope they take several retakes for this..."

hehehehehe

 

[bored]

What's that from? Have I missed new footage?

 

[Lady Marion]

It's from the first trailer at 1:23

 

[Godzilla2000]

I am speechless, I really have nothing more that could be added to this image. It really just speaks for itself.

 

[Panthro]

"Sex Appeal Kills!"

 

[Godzilla2000]

Quick Question: Who would you rather have kill you with their sexiness, Black Widow or Xenia Onatopp from Goldeneye? And yes, you can choose both if your that kinky.

 

[Panthro]

"I told you to bring a condom!"

 

[blah]

Cap: Time for Avengering! DANG! I lost my key....Anybody got a rock?

CAP: YEAH! NOW WE'RE TALKING! CAAAAPTAAAAAIN ROGEEEEERRRSS!
Black Widow: The F#$%?!
Cap: THERE'S THE ENEMY! ATTACK!
Hawkeye: WAIT! You're running right through traffic!
*SKIDS SCREEEEEEEEEEECH HOOONK KA-BOOOOOM*

CAP: HAHA! YOUR JUICES WILL RUN LIKE MIGHTY RIVERS!

Fury: NUTS TO THIS! *BANG BANG*
BW: NOOO!!
CAP: SQUREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
BW: "Squree"?

SKRULLCAP: OUR METICULOUSLY PLANNED INVASION VIA INFILTRATION IS A FAIL! WE MUST EVACUATE THE PLANET!
BW: Oh thank God. but how did you know he was a Skrull?

Fury: *FSHWOOOOM!* He was a skrull?
SKRULLCAP: AIEEEE! MY JUICES!

 

[mc7791]

BW: My latte was cold!

 

[mc7791]

BW: have you ever had that caving in chest feeling?

 

[Panthro]

FURY: "When you absolutely positively got to kill every mother-f***er in the room..."

 

[Panthro]

FURY: "This is my Boom Stick."

 

[Godzilla2000]

Didn't anyone ever tell Nick Fury that he was going to shoot his eye out with that thing?

Black Widow: Why are we running towards that fangirl?

 

[The Infernal]

Iron Man: Sorry guys, this is Alcoholics Anonymous. Steroids Anonymous is three doors down the hall on the left.

 

[bored]

Thor: None shall pass whilst the Hulk covertly tries to take a dump.
Hulk: Errggghhh... Thanks, guys. Not hitting Burrito King before a fight again, that's for sure.
Cap: Think the X-Men school has any extra rooms?
IM: I'll go check.

 

[Panthro]

Iron Man: Sorry guys, this is Alcoholics Anonymous. Steroids Anonymous is three doors down the hall on the left.

Hehehehehehe

 

[mc7791]

Cap: that God that we are behind the Hulk.
IM: yeah not even my helmet filters can handle Gamma gas!!!

 

[mc7791]

Fury: that is the last time you change lanes without signaling in front of me!!

 

[Smashlilman]

Thor: What manner of creatures have we been sent forth to smite Captain America.

Cap: They haven't announced it yet. Well just have wait till after the super bowl. Just keep your game face on!!!

 

[Smashlilman]

Thor: So do you believe Loki deserves do die for his crimes.

Nick Fury: Yes he deserves to die and we're gonna send his ass to HEL.

 

[mc7791]

Cap: Hey Fury next time you fire an RPG make sure that there are no tanker trucks in the area!

Fury: oops

 

[mc7791]

Fury to Disney execs: what does Loki's army look like?
Exec: what?
Fury: what does Loki's army look like?
Execs: what?
Fury: what is not any country I ever heard of! do they speak English in what?!
Execs: what?!
Fury: English you idiots do you speak it?!
Execs: yes!
Fury: then you know what Im saying. what does Loki's army look like!
Execs: what...I .I?
Fury:say what again! say what again!! I dare ya I double dare ya, ya bunch of stuffed shirts!!! say what one more stinking time!!
Execs: theyre alien
Fury: go on!
Execs:their strange looking.
Fury: do they look like a bunch of wimps?
Execs: what?
Fury: Blammmmmmmm!!!!
Disney execs die with haunting screams in the fire

 

[Panthro]

FURY: "Can you believe that some people mistake me for Laurence Fishburne?"