The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 2

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    TONY: "So I knew this guy once named Gay Perry-"
    CAP: "Was he actually gay?"
    TONY: "Who Perry? Oh no, he was knee deep in p***y, but he liked the name so much he couldn't get rid of it."
     
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    CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Hey Carol did you get-"
    MS. MARVEL: "For the last time I am a strong self reliant independent woman and I do not fetch sandwiches!"
    THOR: "Verily we only wanted to ask if you had gotten those U2 tickets."
    MS. MARVEL: "Oh."
     
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    *Captain America's attempt to react the famous "Show me the Money" scene that he just saw for the first time. Black Widow and Hawkeye were not amused*
     
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    ^^:funny:

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    MS. MARVEL: "I'm not a lesbian! I hate men but I'm not a lesbian!"
    CAP: "We... never said you were."
    THOR: ":huh:"
    MS. MARVEL: "Oh... never mind."
     
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    MS. MARVEL: You touched my nipple.

    CAPT. MARVEL:I got right below your shoulder.

    MS. MARVEL: I have very high nipples
     
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    Ms Marvel: No I did not get implants why?

    Capt Marvel: Just making conversation.
     
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    Ms Marvel: is it me or do you guys seem to have a bigger chest than me.
    Cap: I dont mean to be too sexy I am just drawn that way.
    Thor: Verily
     
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    Ms Marvel: I have responsibilites, I can't afford to sit in my apartment getting baked, watching porn and going to Tommy's chillie burgers at three in the morning.

    Cap:That's not even the order that that happens in.
     
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    Great stuff guys.

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    MS. MARVEL: "I don't think we should see each other any more."
    CAPTAIN MARVEL: "Why? What's wrong?"
    MS. MARVEL: "I need to engage in homicidal behavior on a massive scale. It cannot be corrected, but I have no other way to fulfill my needs."
     
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    MS Marvel: Is it me or does it seem like the U.S.A. is the only country that alien spacecraft seem to land in?
    Cap Marvel: Uh Hail Galaxar?
     
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    Cap: You want to join our team, yet you don't have wings on your head?
    Thor: Verily, this is an insult.
    MM: I have boobs.
    Thor: We shall make you our leader!
     
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    Thor: Thunder, Thunder, Thunder Wings Hooooooooooo!!!
    Ms Marvel: That "Ho" better be not directed at me.
    Cap: Yeah dont be a jerk Thor.
     
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    Funny stuff guys

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    MS. MARVEL: "She-Ra? No, but I get that a lot."
     
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    *pant* Hey, guys, I had to take the stairs, but *pant* I made it! *pant* Ready to show those Chi-*pant*-Chitauri not to mess with Earth!
     
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    Ant Man: Well if this movie gig does not work out maybe I can get a part as one of Nemos crew in the 20,000 leagues remake.
     
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    Ant Man: Ant Man Ant Man doing the things an Ant Can, able to change his size and drop the bad guys like flies, Look out! Here comes the Ant Man!!
     
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    Funny stuff MC


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    ANT-MAN: "Excuse me - do you ever dance with a devil by the pale moon light?"
     
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    Ant Man: for the last time I am not a Hydra soldier!!
     
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    ANT-MAN: "This is Red 5, I'm going in."


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    CAP: "What about that tower?"


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    ANT-MAN: "You worry about those fighters, I'll worry about the tower!"
     
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    The Gimp from "Pulp Fiction" 2099
     
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    :pal::applaud:lmao::awesome:
     
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    Ant Man: For supplemental income I rent myself out for Orkin commercials. The pay is good and I get one of those neat hats.
     
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    Cap: So how many migs did you shoot down today?
    Tony: Can you get free Sirius radio with that?
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    Ant Man: Man those guys can really bug me at times.
     
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    Ant Man: The rumors of me being the inspiration for the giant cockroach line in Ghost Busters is not true!
     
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    CAP: "If we're gonna beat this thing-"
    TONY: "-we need those pages."

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    ANT-MAN: "Then lets head down into that cellar and carve ourselves a witch."
     
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