The Avengers The Official Avengers Caption Thread - Part 2

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[Chrisbarnes182]

Thanks.

THOR: "So that's what the Dark Knight Rises looks like in I-Max..."
CAP: "It's just so beautiful..."

Ha the best one yet

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff all around on the old thread´s last page.

LOKI: I have an army.

TONY: We have a Hulk.

HE-MAN: IIII HAVE THE POOOOWEEEER!!!!

LOKI: What the hell...?

TONY: Yeah yeah, he´s been trying to get his movie off the ground. Just ignore him.

 

[Panthro]

Aww no love for He-Man.

Ha the best one yet

Thanks.

 

[Panthro]

SPIDER-MAN: "You know they really should have made more of an effort to differentiate the blue-black in our suits. We're starting to blend together like a single entity." [pause] "That came out wrong."
MS-CAPTAIN-MARVEL: "Shut up Pete."

 

[bored]

Spidey: "I'm gonna ride you into the next Avengers movie!"
Captain Marvel: "And I'm going to let you ride me until I get into a movie in general."

Tony: "Just like every woman Michael Bay has ever seen naked."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, great stuff.

 

[ultimatefan]

THOR: What´s that thing plummeting down from the skies like Ragnarok has arrived?!

CAP: Oh, norhing, just Taylor Kitsch´s career.

 

[ultimatefan]

MS. CAPTAIN MARVEL: Hah, one more shot and I think I´m gonna start dancing on top of this table and take my clothes off!
SPIDEY: Oh, dear God...
WOLVERINE: We´ll pass.
MS. CAPTAIN MARVEL: What the hell?! I thought you boys would love it!!
NICK FURY: Normally, yes, but...
SPIDEY: See, the last time that happened... it was The Thing.
MS. CAPTAIN MARVEL: Good God!
WOLVERINE: With all the memories I had erased, that one never leaves...

 

[bored]

That's not Nick Fury, it's Luke Cage.

 

[Panthro]

Spidey: "I'm gonna ride you into the next Avengers movie!"
Captain Marvel: "And I'm going to let you ride me until I get into a movie in general."

Tony: "Just like every woman Michael Bay has ever seen naked."

Hehehehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

THOR: What´s that thing plummeting down from the skies like Ragnarok has arrived?!

CAP: Oh, norhing, just Taylor Kitsch´s career.

 

[Oscorp]

Loki: "I will defeat you! The fate of Norns have spoken to me! I will send you to Hel! I will....wait, what are you guys doing?"

Tony: "Just posing for a Facebook pic, it will just take a couple of seconds. Hey Thor, name it "My awesome fellas getting themselves ready for an epic brawl". Oh, and it would be great if you and your Asgardian buddies like it and maybe write a comment. Don't wanna lose our image you know"

 

[Panthro]

Loki: "I will defeat you! The fate of Norns have spoken to me! I will send you to Hel! I will....wait, what are you guys doing?"

Tony: "Just posing for a Facebook pic, it will just take a couple of seconds. Hey Thor, name it "My awesome fellas getting themselves ready for an epic brawl". Oh, and it would be great if you and your Asgardian buddies like it and maybe write a comment. Don't wanna lose our image you know"

Hehehehehehe

 

[Vartha]

Cheetos? WHO has Cheetos?

 

[Oscorp]

CAP: "What?"

HULK: "Hehehehehehhe!"

CAP: "WHAT? What is so funny? Oh...my zipper's down"

 

[Vartha]

lol we're gonna have fun with that Manip lol

 

[bored]

Hulk bet he can make you squeal like a piggy.

Oh dear... I wonder if I could just introduce him to Kang and be on my way?

 

[Panthro]

Great stuff guys

HULK: "Did you just say bacon?! Hulk Love Bacon!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks and great stuff guys.

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys

HULK: Yeah, HUlk just saw Scarlett Johansson´s leaked naked pics, how did you guess?

 

[ultimatefan]

CAP: And Hulk?

HULK: Yeah?

CAP: Black Widow gets totally easy after two shots of Tequila.

 

[Oscorp]

Bwahahahahaha good one ultimatefan!

 

[Panthro]

Great stuff guys.

MS-CAPTAIN-MARVEL: "Alright, who do I have to sleep with to appear in the sequel?"

HULK: "What in the name of Jack Kirby?"
WASP: "Oh No! Tim Story's taken over our franchise!"
CAPT. AMERICA: "Just what I need - being mistaken for the Human Torch. Again."