The Official Batman Comics Stupid Questions Thread!

[Mr.Pink]

i think ***** might be the strongest potty language ever used in a batman comic, "you shot me you *****!"-joker in dark victory

 

[Mr.Pink]

didnt know they would * out words, but its the equivalent of a female dog and rhymes with snitch...

 

[Superhobo]

Correction. Female dog in heat.

 

[Super_Child]

Has there ever been a story arc over the years where Superman can't defeat one of his enemies because even though he's super strong he lacks fighting ability. So he asks Batman to teach him how to fight, With martial arts?

 

[Artos]

OK, what exactly does Wayne Enterprises do?

 

[Lord Nemesis]

Azrael is dead?

 

[Batcrazy]

That's a cool thread. I thought I would bump it up

 

[Cobblepot]

Azrael is dead?

He got struck by lightning.

 

[Lord Nemesis]

Thank you for your quick response sir.

 

[snipe]

Azrael was diagnosed by Dr. Leslie Thompkins with a strange disease. A few issues later (#100), he fell from a rooftop (or was it a high-rise window?) battling Biis. No body was found.

 

[SonnyBlack]

cool

 

[Miss Webb]

Vesper Fairchild among others, in else worlds he did Talia, but in continuity he never has, according to #616 but bruce is a bachelor of course he gets some.



Early 40's about 42

-R

DC official continuity (whatever the hell that is) 35.

 

[Lord Nemesis]

Azrael was diagnosed by Dr. Leslie Thompkins with a strange disease. A few issues later (#100), he fell from a rooftop (or was it a high-rise window?) battling Biis. No body was found.

Oh ok, so him and his great costume should probably be back sooner or later then.

 

[kyle759]

various answers....

re killing joke - someone said you don't actually see Barbara naked, just the joker unbuttoning her blouse - http://ksacomics.com/killing/25.htm

I'm certain Joker knows who Batman is. Someone mentioned Death in the Family, which is the same thing I look at for justification and there's a line in Arkham Asylum where the Joker basically says who cares about what's under the mask, Batman is who he is.

As far as profanities go, I think I remember seeing the s-word in Dark Knight Returns.

Someone asked about the post-crisis order of villains, I don't know all of them, but I'm pretty certain (based on the ending to Year One and The Man Who Laughs) that Joker would be the first one (after Catwoman if you want to count Year One, and who knows whether Catwoman's prostitution days are in continuity or not anymore).

Now for my question - how come I can't add a sig file?

 

[Bat Brain]

^^ You need 100 posts before you can have a sig.

 

[DarkKnightJRK]

i think ***** might be the strongest potty language ever used in a batman comic, "you shot me you *****!"-joker in dark victory

It's also said in Arkham Asylum when Mad Hatter's talking to Batman:

"That's why children...INTEREST me. They're all mad, you see, but in each of them is an implicate adult. Order out of chaos. Or is it the other way around? To know them is to know myself. Little girls, espically. Little BLONDE girls. Little shamless b***hes! Oh God. God help us all!"

Doctor Destiny calls Clayface a "dirty, rotten, bastard" in AA as well.

 

[cerealkiller182]

IS Huntress and Black Canary considered part of the bat-family?

Someone said Azrael's body was never found but I thought he was gone for good, can anyone elaborate?

Out of Bat-context: Who from the JSA are still alive?

 

[snipe]

IS Huntress and Black Canary considered part of the bat-family?

Someone said Azrael's body was never found but I thought he was gone for good, can anyone elaborate?

Question 1: They are 2 of the 3 main characters in the Birds of Prey comic. Each issue has the Batman logo on the cover.
Question 2: Though he has a tombstone, no one is ever "gone for good" in comics.

 

[Infinity9999x]

Also Joker knows, but appearantly doesnt care.

when did that happen?

 

[DarkKnightJRK]

when did that happen?

I think someone said it happened in "Death in the Family."

 

[Miss Webb]

Some officially stupid questions.

1. How many pairs of brown shoes does Bruce Wayne wear in Gotham Nights?
2. Does Alfred wear glasses like he did on the TV show?
3. Does Gordon still have a red phone to call Batman, or is it still on the set of the tv show?
4. What is Batman's inseam length in Batman Attacks?
5. Are there any fat villians that pose a serious threat?
6. Does Batman's costume shrink in the wash?

 

[DarkKnightJRK]

Some officially stupid questions.

1. How many pairs of brown shoes does Bruce Wayne wear in Gotham Nights?
2. Does Alfred wear glasses like he did on the TV show?
3. Does Gordon still have a red phone to call Batman, or is it still on the set of the tv show?
4. What is Batman's inseam length in Batman Attacks?
5. Are there any fat villians that pose a serious threat?
6. Does Batman's costume shrink in the wash?

1. I dunno.
2. Depends on who draws him.
3. No, just the Bat-Signal. Gordon isn't even on the force anymore, another guy named Atkins is.
4. Never read it.
5. Let's see...Calander Man looked like he had some pounds, maybe Mad Hatter too.
6. Nah, his costume's a kevlar-nomex weave, I don't think it shrinks and such like regular cotton material.

 

[Infinity9999x]

what happened to jim jr. once barbra got shot?

 

[DarkKnightJRK]

what happened to jim jr. once barbra got shot?

If I remember correctly, Jim Jr. and Gordon's first wife, Barbra, left at one point.

 

[Spider-Kurt]

How much does Alfred make annually(before taxes)?

If the story where Bane found out that Batman's dad was his father too followed thru,would that have made him Bane Wayne???

Why did Jim Gordon allow his daughter to be Batgirl?

How did the Matt Hagen version of Clayface(who died in Crisis) come back to life?

Why did Denzel have to play a bad guy to win an Oscar?