The Amazing Spider-Man The Official Batman OWNZZZ Spider-Man Thread

[Spider-Who?]

.....and I can't believe I even participated in this. Off to go feel less like a dork...

 

[M.E.H.Z.E.B]

.....and I can't believe I even participated in this. Off to go feel less like a dork...

Get me the latest issue of Detective Comics while you're there!

 

[Spider-ManHero12]

I completley disagree about Batman owning Spider-Man. If Batman encountered Spider-Man, Spider-Man would just have to flick Batman on the chin with his pointer finger and batman's jaw would be broken, lol. That's if Spidey didn't pull his punches like he does.

Spider-Man rules.

Btw....I too am I surprise I just participated in this thread. CLOSE!

 

[M.E.H.Z.E.B]

Btw....I too am I surprise I just participated in this thread. CLOSE!

It draws you in even before you realise it.

 

[Immortalfire]

Thread Manager won't let me. I already PM'd a mod.

Thread Manager is life.

 

[LegendaryCaleb]

batman is as over-rated as superman. Though, its worse for batman, because he actually has plenty of weaknesses that his fans choose to ignore; never mind the fact that "with prep time" is about the lamest excuse I've ever heard for anything. ANYONE real or imagined can do ANYTHING with "prep time". I could scale Mt. Everest if I had "prep time". The real test of any one's abilities is not how good they are if they hypothetically practice or prepare. Its tossing them into the ring as they are.

If Batman arrived in New York and bumped into Spider-Man, Spidey would easily take the crown. He could web him up from hundreds of feet away before Batman would even know he was there. He could dodge nearly anything Batman (a mere human with no powers) could throw at him. Never mind the fact that Spidey doesn't need a costume or belt to work in his favor.

Spider-Man, in his street clothes, could detect the danger of Bruce Wayne, walk right up to him, punch him with his super strength and steal Bruce's pocket change while his was outcold, drooling on the sidewalk. Without prep time.

Needs Weapons and Tools - BM
Intelligence - BM and SM
Super-Speed - SM
Super-Agility - SM
Super-Strength - SM
Early Warning Detection - SM

That is all.

Wait a sec....NO FAIR! Someones using logic?
I forgot what it looked like

 

[M.E.H.Z.E.B]

Thread Manager is life.

Yeah?

Yeah.

 

[M.E.H.Z.E.B]

Wait a sec....NO FAIR! Someones using logic?
I forgot what it looked like

Logic is a major FAIL.

 

[Immortalfire]

Most illogical.

 

[Spider-ManHero12]

Wait a sec....NO FAIR! Someones using logic?
I forgot what it looked like

Oh it's true!

LOL.

 

[Spider-jedi]

i just came form the superman thread what should we expect next. thor ownz gl or JLA owns avengers or better yet captain american 90s movie owns captain america first avenger

 

[The Morningstar]

Hmmm no wonder this board is the laggiest board i've ever been on. There is literally tens of thousands of threads that should be deleted here.

That said, Spider-Man whups Batmans ass.

 

[M.E.H.Z.E.B]

Top 5 reasons Batman owns Spider-Man:

1. Batman can buy Aunt May's house and put Spider-Man on the streets.
2. Batman has Alfred to run his errands... Spider-Man runs other people's errands.
3. Batman has a cave, Spider-Man has a closet.
4. Batman wears underwear, there is no evidence to suggest Spider-Man knows what the word underwear means.
5. Batman drives home... Spider-Man can't even walk! He crawls.

Beat that!

 

[Spider-jedi]

like i said before billionaires never lose to broke dude

 

[Oscorp]

Wait a sec....NO FAIR! Someones using logic?
I forgot what it looked like

Your avy is full of win!

 

[Spider-ManHero12]

Top 5 reasons Batman owns Spider-Man:

1. Batman can buy Aunt May's house and put Spider-Man on the streets.
2. Batman has Alfred to run his errands... Spider-Man runs other people's errands.
3. Batman has a cave, Spider-Man has a closet.
4. Batman wears underwear, there is no evidence to suggest Spider-Man knows what the word underwear means.
5. Batman drives home... Spider-Man can't even walk! He crawls.

Beat that!

Spider-Man can pick up a car with ease and throw it at Batman ending his life in an instant. HA!

Btw, Peter lives in an apartment in SoHo. double HA!

 

[Immortalfire]

i just came form the superman thread what should we expect next. thor ownz gl or JLA owns avengers or better yet captain american 90s movie owns captain america first avenger

I have that movie. On VHS, dangit.

Yeah baby.

 

[M.E.H.Z.E.B]

Top rate entertaining fun for the entire family!
Now that's what I'm talkin about!

 

[Spider-jedi]

guy we need to end this. put it this way who would you rather be

A) batman: billionaire, loner, jerk, chic magnet, people are scared of you

B)spider-man: broke all the time, tooooo nice, people hate you

pick wisely

 

[Morg]

LOL

Arguing over Batman vs Spider-Man when you all know that Godzilla wins every time.

Batman has anti Godzilla spray in his belt

 

[Spider-ManHero12]

guy we need to end this. put it this way who would you rather be

A) batman: billionaire, loner, jerk, chic magnet, people are scared of you

B)spider-man: broke all the time, tooooo nice, people hate you

pick wisely

Who needs money when you have all the powers of a spider and then some? Being a vigilante wanted by the police is cool in comics, last I checked! He's also relateable because he has alot of personal problems.

 

[Immortalfire]

Top rate entertaining fun for the entire family!
Now that's what I'm talkin about!

It's the next movie night in the mod lounge.

 

[M.E.H.Z.E.B]

Batman has anti Godzilla spray in his belt

Preach it, brother. Preach it!

 

[M.E.H.Z.E.B]

It's the next movie night in the mod lounge.

I you, you sweet loveable figment of my imagination.

 

[Spider-jedi]

Who needs money when you have all the powers of a spider and then some? Being a vigilante wanted by the police is cool in comics, last I checked! He's also relateable because he has alot of personal problems.

dude everyone needs money, even superman with all his powers doesnt get free stuff from the peple he saves.