The Amazing Spider-Man The Official Batman OWNZZZ Spider-Man Thread

[M.E.H.Z.E.B]

dude everyone needs money, even superman with all his powers doesnt get free stuff from the peple he saves.

Unless he becomes a jerk, like in Superman 3 and takes it from people!

 

[Spider-ManHero12]

I know, spider-jedi, LOL. That's why I said he's relateable.

This thread is pointless, lol.

 

[Spider-ManHero12]

I once had an arguement with a friend about Spidey vs. Bats and what did the arguement lead to? He started talking about how a spider vs. a bat fight would take place and the outcome in real life, LOL.

 

[M.E.H.Z.E.B]

This thread is pointless, lol.

So is arguing against The Bat!

 

[Spider-ManHero12]

So is arguing against The Bat!

Arguing against the spider is pointless!

Okay, I'm done here, lol.

 

[Spider-jedi]

lets face it, if any writer come along and writes a story about these two in a fight, there is no douth in my mind that he/she would make batman the victor. he will pull out some bull crap gadget that will do something to spider-mans spider sense and win. its what he does everytime

 

[Immortalfire]

Arguing against the spider is pointless!

Okay, I'm done here, lol.

You can't leave. Thread Manager will not allow.

 

[Micromind]

Batman can unleash most of his crazy Villains on poor Spider-Man by threatening them to lock them up back in Arkham Asylum if they did not comply.

Now, comes the interesting part.

Joker Vs Green Goblin.
Killer Croc Vs Lizard
Man-Bat Vs Vulture
Clay face Vs carnage.
Mr. Freeze Vs Electro
Bane Vs Rihno.
Catwoman Vs Cat.


Add the rest.

 

[M.E.H.Z.E.B]

Further evidence I'm right:
Batman's futuristic series Batman Beyond got three seasons at the top, Spider-Man Unlimited lasted only 14 episodes.

 

[Spider-jedi]

^^ that was because everyone was watching pokemon

 

[Spider-jedi]

Batman can unleash most of his crazy Villains on poor Spider-Man by threatening them to lock them up back in Arkham Asylum if they did not comply.

Now, comes the interesting part.

Joker Vs Green Goblin.
Killer Croc Vs Lizard
Man-Bat Vs Vulture
Clay face Vs carnage.
Mr. Freeze Vs Electro
Bane Vs Rihno.
Catwoman Vs Cat.


Add the rest.

morlun would easliy defeat most of batmans villains

 

[Micromind]

morlun would easliy defeat most of batmans villains

Is he a Vampire ? Then

Looker Vs Morlun

Looker is a Vampire witch.

 

[M.E.H.Z.E.B]

Okay. The victors:

Joker v Green Goblin - The Joker.
Killer Croc v Lizard - Lizard
Man-Bat - Vulture - Man-Bat
Clayface v Carnage - Carnage
Mr Freeze v Electro - Mr Freeze
Bane v Rhino - Bane
Catwoman v Black Cat - Tie
Poison Ivy v Silver Sable - Silver Sable
Ra's Al Ghul v The Kingpin - Ra's Al Ghul

Batman wins... big surprise there!

 

[Jesster32388]

Grant Morrison's Batman is basically God so yeah he owns Spider-Man and every other person living.

 

[Micromind]

Bit-Mite owns all Spider-Man villains.

 

[M.E.H.Z.E.B]

Bit-Mite owns all Spider-Man villains.

Bat-Mite makes me laugh. He's like Chucky, only lamer.

 

[M.E.H.Z.E.B]

^^ that was because everyone was watching pokemon

How pathetic is that?

 

[Micromind]

Bat-Mite makes me laugh. He's like Chucky, only lamer.

Yeah, But he has the same power levels as Mister Mxyzptlk who can alter all reality.

Bat-Mite and Mister Mxyzptlk come from Fifth dimension. Its just that Bat-Mite is not enemy of Bats.

 

[Ajendo]

Wow, so a mod decides to be an a-hole and creates a thread that will ordinarily incite flame wars?? Interesting, I'll remember this.

Anyway, spider-man owns batman purely from a common sense pov. All this crap about bats beating people that would decimate him in mere seconds, all this asinine prep time crap is exactly what it is, crap, bad writing and an obvious push for bats at the expense of other far superior characters.

Put peter parker and bruce wayne in a room and 2 seconds later, peter will walk out and bruce would be laid out flat, unconscious. Fact!

 

[M.E.H.Z.E.B]

Wow, so a mod decides to be an a-hole and creates a thread that will ordinarily incite flame wars?? Interesting, I'll remember this.

Is that a threat?

Put peter parker and bruce wayne in a room and 2 seconds later, peter will walk out and bruce would be laid out flat, unconscious. Fact!

Unless Bruce pays Parker's broke-a** to lie on his back and pretend like he's been beaten up. Parker would do it. He needs the money to pay for a new camera.

 

[Immortalfire]

You mess with Mehz, you mess with me

 

[Micromind]

peter parker and bruce wayne in a room and 2 seconds later, peter will walk out and bruce would be laid out flat, unconscious. Fact!

How would Peter Parker fare if Bruce Wayne just sprays a Scare Crow fear Gas Toxin ? Yeah the result will be hallucinations, then Bruce just Ninja kicks him and knock him out flat, unconscious. Fact !

 

[M.E.H.Z.E.B]

You mess with Mehz, you mess with me

You always know what to say.

 

[Ajendo]

You might be onto something there.

 

[Rodrigo90]

Batman and Spidey are buddies.