The Official Chuck Norris Thread

[Spidey-Bat]

Who taught Chuck the roundhouse kick?

Chuck Norris didn't learn it. He stole it from God. God was too afraid to try and take it back, so he let Chuck keep it.

 

[Iceman]

Q: Has Chuck got any other moves apart from the roundhouse kick?

 

[Super Flight]

Chuck Norris
In
Terrorists on the Eiffel Tower​

 

[Iceman]

But that doesn't look as effective as a roundhouse

 

[3dman27]

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

LOL

 

[3dman27]

heres one
chuck norris didn't just team up with captain america he hired cap as his personal assistant

 

[SpiderHulkThing]

i'm gonna have to recommend this thread to my physics TA, he talks bout chuck all the time.

 

[My vengeance]

When Chuck Norris wants to shave,he puts mokey blood on his face and dives head first into a shark tank.

Chuck Norris can make Jerry Lewis impersonations look cool.

When an angel sneezes,God says "Chuck bless you".

Chuck Norris can watch "60 minutes" in under half an hour.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

Chuck Norris can touch MC.Hammer.

There were no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq.Just Chuck Norris passing through...

 

[Iceman]

The sun has hated Chuck Norris ever since the planets started orbiting around the earth

 

[Spoarz™]

Chuck Norris can be seen from outer space

 

[My vengeance]

Chuck Norris actually lives in outer space.This is the reason why we don't see him for long periods of time.

 

[wiegeabo]

Chuck Norris does indeed live in a round house.

 

[The Man Of 16]

There was once a blonde teenager so cocky and so lucky with chicks that he tried to hit on Chuck Norris' wife. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him so hard his hair changed color and was declared legally ******ed. The boys name was Napoleon Dynamite.

 

[The Man Of 16]

Reports show an all time low of smokers across the world. Not because of the threat of cancer, but because of the new Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick warning label.

This took me 10 minutes to come up with, no stealing

 

[_BB_]

Anybody have some chuck norris gifs?

 

[Imagination_13]

Jack Bauer and Chuck Norris were trapped in a room together once. After three minutes Chuck Norris left crying without a scratch.

 

[Spoarz™]

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

 

[FreeRadical]

Chuck Norris
In
Terrorists on the Eiffel Tower
​

There's way too much Chuck love in this thread

 

[BAH HUMBBUG!]

I'm not sure this has been posted yet. But in case it hasn't.

http://hallpass.com/media/chucknorris.html

Best game ever

 

[3dman27]

how does chuck norris spell punching bag?
S-A-M-O-A J-O-E

 

[JackBauer]

pffft... Chuck Norris is no match for the likes of Danny Trejo.

 

[Nathan]

Nevermind.

 

[Spoarz™]

I'm not sure this has been posted yet. But in case it hasn't.

http://hallpass.com/media/chucknorris.html

Best game ever

Dude, that game is awesome

 

[BAH HUMBBUG!]

Dude, that game is awesome

Yes, yes it is I've killed over 200 ninjas, but only because I had to stop playing

 

[TheSumOfGod]

RIGHT NOW, Chuck Norris is killing EVERYTHING, because HE CAN.