The Official FF "OFF-TOPIC" Thread

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Ultimate Iceman said:
I read that today, she was trying to raise money for a holiday by selling private pictures on eBay for £5.50 a pic...WTF?

:thing: well after that me thinks we need a good clean joke here:

A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO HOUSTON, WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP, AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN. THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS, AND ASKS TO SEE HER
TICKET. SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS, AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK. THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO HOUSTON AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE." THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS, THAT BELONGS IN ECONOMY AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT. THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT. THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO HOUSTON AND I'M STAYING RIGHT
HERE." THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON. THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL HANDLE THIS. I'M MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE." HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE SAYS, "OH, I'M SORRY." AND SHE GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY. THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS. I TOLD HER, "FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO HOUSTON."
 
The Thing 2005 said:
:thing: well after that me thinks we need a good clean joke here:

A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO HOUSTON, WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP, AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN. THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS, AND ASKS TO SEE HER
TICKET. SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS, AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK. THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO HOUSTON AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE." THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS, THAT BELONGS IN ECONOMY AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT. THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT. THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO HOUSTON AND I'M STAYING RIGHT
HERE." THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON. THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL HANDLE THIS. I'M MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE." HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE SAYS, "OH, I'M SORRY." AND SHE GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY. THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS. I TOLD HER, "FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO HOUSTON."

Ok, than.... That made my lips roll-up, but not to show my teeth... :up: :)

Oh, and about the drinking.... Have you tried gas? Like, cola, Fanta, or maybe Sprite? It makes my stomach shakin'... :thing: :0
 
I don't seem to find the original Human Torch thread we had up, anybody want to start up another is welcome to it.
 
I don't see the original Doom thread either...Madien, do you want to tackle another lol
 
Maiden has more knoweldge of Doom than I, but then Iceman found it anyway.
 
Does anyone remember the name of that one thread JMAfan made with all the links, articals and the like in it?
 
Maybe could you just look in those thread.. You know... Out there lol?
 
I do, but, it was past the last page of threads. After that you have do either do a thread search, or, if you know who started the thread you can look at the poster's profile to see what threads they started.
 
Does this hurt your eyes?

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lol check this out, a friend of mine sent me this

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It's taken you this long to have a Franklin avvy made Egads talk about slow. :D

Franklin Richards said:
Check out my new avatar by Hunter.


Cool.


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Out of curiosity, what is everyone dressing up as, for Halloween?
I'm going around with my kids as Thor.
I'm picking up the Thor costume you see around the net, and making it into the Lord Thor costume. I aready have the Mjolnir prop from a few years ago, I have a gotee and shoulder length hair to go with it.
Lightnin' wouldn't need the costume, just the Helmet and Hammer lol
 
I'm trying to get a Solo outfit from Empire. The boots and the gunholster have been kinda hard. But I"m workin' on it. Hell, I got a costume shop if push comes to shove. I'll con someone into building them for me. :D


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The friend that is picking up my Thor costume, is going to a store called Party City in Rockaway N.J.. I guess this place is a chain, because it's based in Atlanta GA. .
There isn't very many cheap places on the net. I mean there are places that are selling that new Thor helmet for $100.00+, when others are selling the whole costume for 40 bucks!
 
JMAFAN and Franklin Richards I hope you two aren't near the Hurrican. If you are good luck out there!
 
Vartha said:
JMAFAN and Franklin Richards I hope you two aren't near the Hurrican. If you are good luck out there!

Kel has went to Dallas until it passes:)
 
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