KalMart
239-Bean Irish Chili
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Maybe Superman shaves it off with his heat vision.
Or maybe it's a fake beard.
'Cuz he's been hiding as a Barnes & Noble clerk for years until Superman finally emerges. He then puts on his badass armor, peels off the goatee, and surprise!
Zod, b***ch.