The Official Stupid Question Thread: Marvel Edition - Part 1

[TheCorpulent1]

In fairness, Jeff Parker has actually been making Rulk a bit awesome lately.

 

[Manic]

If "killing" Dracula released Storm of the vampire's curse, then how come Jubilee is still a vampire after her sire Xarus was killed?

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Because vampires are magic and magic hates logic.

Wolverine needs to call in a favor from Thor and give Jubes a transfusion, really. Sif got bitten by Dracula and turned into a vampire once too, but her divine blood simply fixed itself and cured her of her vampirism after a while. Come to think of it, they somehow built a vampire override into Wolverine's body in that same arc where Jubilee gets turned. Why couldn't they just use that on her?

 

[Manic]

Did they build an override in Wolverine? I thought his healing factor fought off the vampirism, and he only turned into a vampire initially because Scott secretly injected him with power-canceling nanites beforehand.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Oh, that may have been it. So a reverse-override, kind of.

But yeah, transfusion from one of the many gods the X-Men know and are down with. Simple.

 

[SpideyForPrez]

So the last time I visited home my mom had this shirt for me. She didn't recall where she bought it. I think it's an awesome shirt and I've gotten tons of compliments on it, but people keep asking me about some of the characters on the shirt. I know most of them but there are four I don't recognize.

The ones I recognize are: Reed Richards, Captain America, Silver Surfer, Falcon, Spider-Man, Hulk, Thor, Thing, Black Bolt, Black Panther, Human Torch, and Wolverine. Anyone know who the others are?

 

[Havok83]

So the last time I visited home my mom had this shirt for me. She didn't recall where she bought it. I think it's an awesome shirt and I've gotten tons of compliments on it, but people keep asking me about some of the characters on the shirt. I know most of them but there are four I don't recognize.

The ones I recognize are: Reed Richards, Captain America, Silver Surfer, Falcon, Spider-Man, Hulk, Thor, Thing, Black Bolt, Black Panther, Human Torch, and Wolverine. Anyone know who the others are?

Triton, Karnak, Gorgon...all Inhumans. Not sure who that last guy is

 

[Anubis]

Row 1:
1st on the left is Triton
Row 2:
Last on the right = Karnak
Row 3:
Right of Black Bolt = Gorgon

Row 4:
Left of Wolverine = Wyatt Wingfoot

 

[SpideyForPrez]

Cool, thanks guys. Odd that they put four Inhumans on one shirt. People keep asking me why Iron Man isn't on it.

 

[Anubis]

Cuz f**k Iron Man that's why!

 

[SpideyForPrez]

Haha, well these are mostly non-comic-reading friends of mine who only know characters from the movies. But I'll start telling them that when they ask.

 

[Anubis]

It's truly the best response to such questions.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Still, though, Wyatt Wingfoot? For reals? They should've just put Thor on it twice.

 

[Manic]

Hey, don't knock Wyatt Wingfoot. He's badass. He's capable of handling She-Hulk in bed-- something only dozens of other men can claim.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

But not the Juggernaut.

 

[Anubis]

Alternate Universe She-Hulk counts!

Also I should clarify,

Wyatt Wingfoot was just a guess. Seems like the most logical answer.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Maybe it's John Jameson. You know, one of those other dudes to handle She-Hulk in bed.

 

[Anubis]

Could be, though I'd figure they'd go with Man-Wolf instead.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Um, he prefers Stargod, thank you very much.

 

[Anubis]

Yeah, whatever. Still has crotch fleas.

 

[Wolvenom2099]

I've not been able to get my hands on Carnage # as of yet. Who is the other symbiote they were talking about having to help spider-man, and iron man?

 

[Reikowolf]

it's probably toxin.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toxin_%28comics%29

personally, I am sick of the symbiotes. USM reboot was a good way to reintroduce them but I grew up in the 90's and it was all down hill after maximum carnage

 

[Reikowolf]

oh inhuman.

did Marvel decide to make all the earthX stuff canon? are the inhumans the forerunners for the mutant race?

 

[Anubis]

No.

 

[Reikowolf]

then why did quicksilver get his powers back through the inhumans?