The Official Stupid Question Thread: Marvel Edition - Part 1

[TheCorpulent1]

If Odin's alive, Thor's not getting the throne anyway, so I doubt it matters. I think probably the most interesting thing they could do if they were going to resurrect Odin in the first place would've been to have him step aside and adopt an advisory role with Thor on the throne, but that's clearly not happening. We get more of Thor rebelling against daddy instead.

 

[Anubis]

And that is Marvel's version of a reboot.

Turn the clock back and simply ignore all the character development.

 

[Blitzkrieg Bop]

Has Cyclops ever had a visor that blocked his peripheral vision?

 

[javi1024]

it depends on the artist. i dont think in the old Kirby/Byrne/Cockrum days they really thought about peripheral vision in the design.

 

[Panthro]

And that is Marvel's version of a reboot.

Turn the clock back and simply ignore all the character development.

It's only a matter of time before Sue Storm-Richards sells her marriage to Mephisto to get Johnny back, losing her kids in the process. And after that, either Storm or Black Panther will go to Mephisto and sell their marriage for some random reason that alters the modern day X-universe.

 

[chamber-music]

What ever happened to Jean Greys sister?
Didn't she have kids?

 

[Manic]

I think Jean's entire family was killed during the "End of Greys" or "Greys End" arc a couple years back. The Shi'ar (without Lilandra's knowledge I think, because god forbid that tart ever kept track of what her own government was doing) tried to wipe out the Grey bloodline to prevent any more Phoenixes from emerging in the future. Rachel and Nate are pretty much the only living Greys now.

 

[chamber-music]

Holy cow I never read that did anything come of it (i.e Rachel or Scott going on the Warpath?)


It annoyes me a little that after Age Of X Scott of a sudden was dad of the year going go find Rachel and Nate Grey but Cable his actual biological son he raised died he was all s*** happens

He got teary eyed everytime Jean died

Bad enough he abandoned Nathan as a baby

 

[Manic]

Holy cow I never read that did anything come of it (i.e Rachel or Scott going on the Warpath?)

Rachel vowed revenge, but she never actually did anything. She had her chance during "Rise and Fall of the Shi'ar Empire," but she got distracted by sex with another Phoenix-baby named Korvus (his dad or granddad was a Phoenix host, and now Korvus is the only living member of his family).

Bad enough he abandoned Nathan as a baby

"Uh, Maddie? I'm going to the store for a quart of milk and a pack of cigarettes. Look after the baby!"

*runs away to New York and creates X-Factor*

 

[Franklin Richards]

What's Rachel gonna say when a time travelling Franklin Richards shows up and calls her a ****.


"I defeated Death and Time. I altered the very fabric of Reality to return to you. And you're banging a dork named Korvus?"

 

[Manic]

But Rachel never actually married Franklin. That was another Rachel from a similar alternate future, even though Claremont insists there is only one Rachel Summers in the multiverse.

 

[Franklin Richards]

A different Rachel? Well now I care even LESS about her.

 

[chamber-music]

Cyclops totally made up for it by raising him in a horrible futuristic post-apocalyptic world ruled by apocalypse

 

[Specter313]

Holy cow I never read that did anything come of it (i.e Rachel or Scott going on the Warpath?)

Rachel vowed revenge, but she never actually did anything. She had her chance during "Rise and Fall of the Shi'ar Empire," but she got distracted by sex with another Phoenix-baby named Korvus (his dad or granddad was a Phoenix host, and now Korvus is the only living member of his family).

She killed a couple of them during War of Kings, I remember.

 

[JewishHobbit]

Yeah, she got her revenge during War of Kings.

 

[Blitzkrieg Bop]

This has been killing me. What issue has Beast declaring he is a cat, after all, and he takes down some bird thing? The last panel has Beast simply saying "Mine," while feasting/whatever on his prey. I remember seeing scans of it on Hype months ago.

 

[Manic]

Astonishing X-Men #12

 

[Anubis]

Which was made even more awesome by Wolverine being turned into an 8 year old silly ninny.

 

[Panthro]

I think Jean's entire family was killed during the "End of Greys" or "Greys End" arc a couple years back. The Shi'ar (without Lilandra's knowledge I think, because god forbid that tart ever kept track of what her own government was doing) tried to wipe out the Grey bloodline to prevent any more Phoenixes from emerging in the future. Rachel and Nate are pretty much the only living Greys now.

The guys at Marvel harbor a deeply irrational hatred of Jean Grey and her family.

 

[Anubis]

Man, f**k Jean Grey.

 

[Panthro]

Man, f**k Jean Grey.

Emma Frost should have gasoline dumped on her and then set aflame.

 

[Anubis]

That seems rather redundant....what with her already being smokin' hot and all.

 

[KevanG]

Which was made even more awesome by Wolverine being turned into an 8 year old silly ninny.

I'm the best at what I do and what I do....


is so terribly pretty!


But of course the first couple of volumes of Astonishing were amazing.

 

[Blitzkrieg Bop]

Astonishing X-Men #12

Big ups.

 

[JewishHobbit]

That seems rather redundant....what with her already being smokin' hot and all.

Then she deserves to be made even hotter until she's reduced to nothing but a puddle of blood and molten ash.