The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2

[ultimatefan]

LOIS: C´mon, honey, it s our honeymoon! I´m sure saving the world from an asteroid can wait a few days!

 

[kyleman]

This thread... I don't even know how to describe how I feel coming in here and reading these. I guess I'll just leave a friendly "hehe" and show myself out. Good luck, you guys. Hehehehe.

 

[Panthro]

LOIS: C´mon, honey, it s our honeymoon! I´m sure saving the world from an asteroid can wait a few days!

Bwahahahahahahahaha

 

[Panthro]

"Thank you for not being a Batman fan."

 

[ultimatefan]

hehehehe

Oh crap, there goes my undies!! The internet´s gonna give me a ton of s*** about this...

 

[ultimatefan]

LOIS: C´mon honey, I´m wearing those pink panties you like!!

SUPES: I´m coming, baby!!

 

[Panthro]

hehehehe

Oh crap, there goes my undies!! The internet´s gonna give me a ton of s*** about this...

Hehehehehehehehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

LOIS: C´mon honey, I´m wearing those pink panties you like!!

SUPES: I´m coming, baby!!

Bwahahahaha

SUPERMAN: "To Infinity... And Beyond!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Gotta love an Incredible quote.

SUPERMAN: Breaking the sound barrier... best fart cover up ever!

 

[Panthro]

LOIS: "I'm not Vicki Vale! Why do people keep making that mistake?"

 

[ultimatefan]

Hey, I can´t be a worse villain than I was in Titanic! At least Lex Luthor is more like a real, three-dimensional person...

 

[Panthro]

Hey, I can´t be a worse villain than I was in Titanic! At least Lex Luthor is more like a real, three-dimensional person...

Hehehehehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

CAVILL: What, I don´t wear underwear on top of my pants cuz I´m not wearing a circus acrobat leotard from the frikking 1930s, that´s why! By the way, you look absolutely ridiculous in that costume! Go get a life, meet girls! Aw, you´re gonna cry? Big fat baby.

 

[Panthro]

CAVILL: What, I don´t wear underwear on top of my pants cuz I´m not wearing a circus acrobat leotard from the frikking 1930s, that´s why! By the way, you look absolutely ridiculous in that costume! Go get a life, meet girls! Aw, you´re gonna cry? Big fat baby.

Hehehehehe

CAVILL: "Oh come on, the bulk of the suit is the same, swapping red underwear for solid blue pants is not that big a change people!"

 

[Panthro]

LOIS: "Archie is not [BLEEP] Mr. Weatherby!"

LOIS: "An inker is not a tracer!"

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Good work, gentlemen.

SUPERMAN: "Screw you guys, I'm going home."

 

[Rowsdower!]

"Up, up and away!"

"Go humans go!"

 

[Panthro]

Good work, gentlemen.

SUPERMAN: "Screw you guys, I'm going home."

Prime! Long time no see man!

SUPERMAN: "The Hell I'm not break Avengers box office next year!"

 

[Panthro]

"Up, up and away!"

"Go humans go!"

Hehehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys.

 

[ultimatefan]

LOIS: C´mon honey, the Twilight marathon is about to start!

SUPES: That does it, I want the divorce!!

 

[Panthro]

LOIS: C´mon honey, the Twilight marathon is about to start!

SUPES: That does it, I want the divorce!!

Hehehehehehe

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Prime! Long time no see man!

I know. Good to be here again. I tend to disappear for longer than I mean to.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

LOIS: C´mon honey, the Twilight marathon is about to start!

SUPES: That does it, I want the divorce!!

Hahahah. We can't blame him.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks guys! Yeah, nice to see you again, Prime!