The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2

[ultimatefan]

CAVILL: Oh, thank you, but you know, your parents really shouldn´t let you watch The Tudors...

 

[manofsteel4life]

Lol

 

[Panthro]

CAVILL: Oh, thank you, but you know, your parents really shouldn´t let you watch The Tudors...

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks guys, I try.

 

[ultimatefan]

CAVILL: No, I don´t expect this to make Dark Knight business right from the start. Are you f***ing kidding me? Even Batman Begins didn´t make that kinda money. We´re trying to reboot this franchise from the s*** up, after the Christopher Reeve series ended on a pitiful note, and the last attempted reboot was pretty much a remake of Superman The Movie without a single f***ing fight!! So cut us some slack, will you, you bloody bastards?!

 

[Panthro]

^^Hehehehehe

CAVILL: "Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks! Gotta love a Ferris Bueller ref.

CAVILL: I´d like to take this opportunity to make a small request. Could you, english-speaking mates, borrow some cash to your mates in good ol´ England? I know you guys aren´t exactly s***ing money right now yourselves, but c´mon, we deserve some credit for playing all your favorite superheroes, don´t we? And think about it, do you really wanna live in a world without cricket?

 

[ultimatefan]

CAVILL: Oh, so it was you who played the annoying, whiny, asthmatic Superman´s son in Returns? No, no, no, nice to meet you, really... By the way, do you want a soda? Yeah, that one right there, with the skull on it. Pretty cool, huh?

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff UF.

CAVILL: "Big Brother Is Watching You. Big Brother Is Watching YOU."

 

[ultimatefan]

hehehe

MANIP BY KALMART

See, the reboot thing is so outta hand even the people who make them are starting to mix them up! Trust me, you don´t wanna see the scene where Bond is face-raped by an alien...

 

[Panthro]

hehehe

MANIP BY KALMART

See, the reboot thing is so outta hand even the people who make them are starting to mix them up! Trust me, you don´t wanna see the scene where Bond is face-raped by an alien...

And thanks.

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "Thwart Evil Long And Prosper."

 

[KalMart]

And that was the last Halloween party that Superman ever attended...so upset was he by Batman calling him a mime.

 

[Panthro]

And that was the last Halloween party that Superman ever attended...so upset was he by Batman calling him a mime.

BATMAN: "Hey, remember that time you tossed General Zod into a giant neon Coke sign?"
SUPERMAN: "Yep, I remember. Good times."

 

[Lily Adler]

And that was the last Halloween party that Superman ever attended...so upset was he by Batman calling him a mime.

Funny, I hear Jor-El's voice when I read this.

 

[Panthro]

"Wax On... Wax Off... Wax On... Wax Off..."

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys, especially the mime one.

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERSPOCK: Think about it, now I have these awesome Kryptonian superpowers and a Volcan mind... But poor Lois, she may never recover from my last Pon Farr...

 

[Panthro]

SUPERSPOCK: Think about it, now I have these awesome Kryptonian superpowers and a Vulcan mind... But poor Lois, she may never recover from my last Pon Farr...

 

[Slugster]

High five... SIKE! Live long and prosper, mutha fuuuhh oops by combining my atoms with Superman I must of had some molecules still on my hand from shaking hands with the Black Panther... damn Marvel!

 

[Coca Cola Duracell Franklin.]

*atoms.

You confused the heck out of me there. I though Amy Adams and Cavill had merged into a singularity.

 

[Slugster]

oops lol!!!

 

[X Knight]

Batman: "We must hurry Clark! If we save the cheerleaders, we save the world!"

Superman: "You mean like those friendly cheerleaders in weird positions in those "educational" tapes I found in the Batcave?"

Batman: "Those.........are not mine..................they're Alfred's........"

Superman: " Alfred's learning how to cheerlead??!!"

Batman: "yeah...........something like that........(dodged a bullet there.....)

 

[Panthro]

Batman: "We must hurry Clark! If we save the cheerleaders, we save the world!"

Superman: "You mean like those friendly cheerleaders in weird positions in those "educational" tapes I found in the Batcave?"

Batman: "Those.........are not mine..................they're Alfred's........"

Superman: " Alfred's learning how to cheerlead??!!"

Batman: "yeah...........something like that........(dodged a bullet there.....)

 

[Panthro]

Up Above

MS-CAPTAIN-MARVEL: "To Infinity... And Beyond!"

Down below -

SUPERMAN: "I call dibs on her."
BATMAN: "But I wanted her."
SUPERMAN: "Dibs man. Dibs."
BATMAN: "Dang it."

MS-CAPTAIN-MARVEL: "Up... Up... And Away!"

Down below -

SUPERMAN: "She's hot."
BATMAN: "If you think she looks hot now you should have seen her previous costume. Or lack thereof."