The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2

[Panthro]

Green Lantern Liked this.

SUPERMAN: "Stop bragging about getting Anne Hathaway! And stop asking me to watch Les Miserables with you!"

 

[kedrell]

Superman: "Leggo my eggo!"

 

[Cassandra Cain]

^

 

[elgaz]

Faora: "Oh, you look nervous. Is it the scars? You want to know how I got 'em? So I had a wife. She was beautiful, like you. Who tells me I worry too much. Who tells me I ought to smile more. Who gambles and gets in deep with the sha-"

Superman: "-Faora, knock it off. Seriously........... it stopped being funny after the 3rd time you did it."

 

[Panthro]

Superman: "Leggo my eggo!"

Liked yours too elgaz

SUPERMAN: "Stop nagging me about the trunks!"

 

[Man of Steel]

Liked yours too elgaz

SUPERMAN: "Stop nagging me about the trunks!"

OR

Superman: Give 'em back!

 

[dnno1]

 

[kedrell]

Faora: "I like to dissect boys. Did you know I'm utterly insane?"

 

[super-t]

Faora: "I like to dissect boys. Did you know I'm utterly insane?"

The chastity belt on Krypton is harsh....

 

[Dark Sentinel]

ZOD: That's my rat.

 

[KalMart]

Two Super Men.......


.....One World......


.....and No BATHROOMS.....


...for Days....

...and DAYS.....

...AND DAYS....!!

 

[Dark Sentinel]

Two Super Men.......


.....One World......


.....and No BATHROOMS.....


...for Days....

...and DAYS.....

...AND DAYS....!!

 

[mackblack01]

ZOD: That's my rat.

t:t:t:

 

[N7 Joseph Shepard]

Superman: STOP SPYING ON LOIS IN THE SHOWER!!!!

 

[DKDetective]

My name is DKDetective. For some time, you has sheltered a trailer to a film I would very much like to see. I request that you surrender said trailer to my custody. To Warner Brothers, I say this - surrender the trailer within two hours or watch this world suffer the consequences.

 

[Dark Sentinel]

My name is DKDetective. For some time, you has sheltered a trailer to a film I would very much like to see. I request that you surrender said trailer to my custody. To Warner Brothers, I say this - surrender the trailer within two hours or watch this world suffer the consequences.

Dude.... don't be a Mencia, stealing other people's jokes

 

[DKDetective]

Dude.... don't be a Mencia, stealing other people's jokes

Sorry man, I was looking through the thread and didn't see it. I did it because I was so surprised that it did not seem like it had been done. Must have been done in another thread. It's so hard to keep up on everything right now. I guess great minds think alike.

 

[Panthro]

OR

Superman: Give 'em back!

That works too. t:

Faora: "I like to dissect boys. Did you know I'm utterly insane?"

Can never go wrong with gender flipping that quote.

FAORA: "Wonder Woman? No, and I'm afraid WB probably wouldn't consider using me twice over."

 

[Kal L]

Superman: Why am I here again?
Batman: Indecent Exposure, you aren't wearing your underwear...

 

[Man of Steel]

Superman: I don't want to be in here with this guy...

 

[dnno1]

 

[Dark Sentinel]

Superman: Why are you dressed like Satan?
Batman: It's a bat.
Superman (looks to window): You believe this guy?

 

[Superhero 101]

Superman: Tag! you're it!!!!

 

[dnno1]

Killowog: "Why couldn't you do that in your Movie?, Why? Why?"

 

[dnno1]

Batman: "Where's the trigger!? Where is it!?"
Superman: "???"

Superman: "You will believe a man can fly, bud".