The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2

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  1. Kevin Smith

    Kevin Smith Well-Known Member

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    Where did this picture come from? It's awesome.
     
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  2. Panthro

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    I think someone else posted it first, I just went back a page or two for it.



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    SUPERBOY: "So I'm having lunch with the guys, there's not much going on, I notice this tabloid magazine, I started flipping through it and unfortunately I hit on this article that, I kid you not, was literally titled ''Uh-Oh! Looks Like Honey Boo Boo Is Really Honey POO POO!'' , and the article went on to detail how they had evidence that the little girl from Honey Boo Boo, who is like 7 or so, is still wearing diapers and they even had so called photographic evidence of the girl getting out of a car with a big red circle drawn around her hips to indicate the alleged diaper. I swear to God I don't know what's more disgusting, a 7 year old who still isn't properly house broken or the fact that a grown man or grown woman actually went out of their way to photograph some poor child's rear end just to sell papers by humiliating her."
    SUPERMAN: "What the Hell is Honey Boo Boo?"
     
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    Captain Ginyu: "Superman, you can't make it as a Ginyu on brute strength alone. A Ginyu must be able to showcase his grandeur and fabulous strength in a variety of poses.

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    Captain Ginyu: "Now, it's your turn! I wanna see you strike a pose!"

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    Captain Ginyu: "You look like a hood ornament! The purpose of striking a pose is not to become like wallpaper! That is why we chant loudly when we pose! To draw attention to our magnificence!..."
     
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  4. Panthro

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    :pal::applaud:lmao:
     
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    Superman: "Next?"
     
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  7. Tra-El

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    Supes:Who grabbed my ass?
    Soldier 1: ..........
    Supes: ...did you grab my ass?
    Soldier 2: ........
    Supes: Who grabbed my ass?
     
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  8. Panthro

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    Funny stuff guys.

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    SUPERMAN: "Looks like it's time to call in that favor from Zeus."
     
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    Clark: Hey Bruce and Lois WTF Is Going On Here


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  10. Rodrigo90

    Rodrigo90 Wink wink ;)

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    Brokeback Fortress
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    Green Lantern: Wow. We've been to space. Seen many*amazing*things...but nothing beats this...Hey Clark.
    Superman: Yeah, Hal?
    Green Lantern: I like spending time with you.
    Superman: And I with you.
    Green Lantern: Tee hee!....can I hold your hand?
    Superman: Sure...tee hee!
     
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  11. Nemeres

    Nemeres Easy, miss. I've got you.

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    It's nobody's business but theirs'...
     
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  12. Rodrigo90

    Rodrigo90 Wink wink ;)

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    It's a beautiful thing for heroes to come together :p
     
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  13. Nemeres

    Nemeres Easy, miss. I've got you.

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    But it is a one-shot thing they've got going on here. :oldrazz:
     
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  14. Rodrigo90

    Rodrigo90 Wink wink ;)

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    Their love will last across the cosmos :D
     
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    Bruce and Barry are gonna get SOOOOOOOOO jealous :cwink:


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    HAL: "Hey, I can see my house from here."
    CLARK: "I can see Luke Skywalker getting mugged by a snow monster from here."
    HAL: "Show off."
     
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  16. Rodrigo90

    Rodrigo90 Wink wink ;)

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    ZOD: Who took the last piece of chicken?! Who?!
     
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    Superman: Enough of this bickering, women! You don't have to fight for me, you know. I have a satisfactory solution to this conflict for all parts.. Giggity giggity!
     
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    Lois: Im gonna beat the s**t out of this woman after Im done with this!
     
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  21. GreenKToo

    GreenKToo In the fire

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    Where is Dorothy with that damn oil can..I gotta go potty, like NOW!!!!
     
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  22. Panthro

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    ZOD: "My name is Buck and I'm here to- well you get the idea."
     
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    Superman : "The armour isn't too bad, but really, that hairnet looks ridiculous. I feel like vaporising it. It's sooooo 1990s darling"
     
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    Superman: "Go ahead, make my day!"
     
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