The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2

[X Knight]

Sorority Sister Zod: "I do not give a flying ****, and Krypton Nu does not give a flying ****, about how much you ******* love to talk to your sisters. You have 361 days out of the ******* year to talk to sisters, and this week is NOT, I ******* repeat NOT ONE OF THEM. This week is about fostering relationships in the greek community, and that’s not ******* possible if you’re going to stand around and talk to each other and not our matchup. Newsflash you stupid *****: FRATS DON’T LIKE BORING SORORITIES. Oh wait, DOUBLE ******* NEWSFLASH: KRYPTON NU IS NOT GOING TO WANT TO HANG OUT WITH US IF WE ******* SUCK, which by the way in case you’re an idiot and need it spelled out for you, WE ******* SUCK SO FAR.

Sorority Sister Faora (thinking): "Wait!! Why am I the only girl in this sorority??!!"

 

[KalMart]

Awesome.

 

[X Knight]

Awesome.

You don't mess with Sorority Sister Zod..........

 

[KalMart]

"..........even if they're sober....."

 

[Panthro]

Heh, funny

CLARK: "The teaser trailer for Thor The Dark World gets the Superman seal of approval!"

 

[Man of Steel]

Great stuff guys.



ARTEMIS CROCK: "Where's the First Presbyterian Church on Gordon Street?"


NOLAN NORTH CLARK KENT: "Uh, Gordon Street! Oh yeah, Gordon Street! Uh, I once knew a girl who lived on Gordon Street. But that was a long time ago..."


ARTEMIS: "Do we have to put up with this? I mean, can't we get a better Clark Kent/Superman voice actor? I know it's a small part, but I think we can do better than this."


GEORGE NEWBERN CLARK KENT: "Gordon Street? Ah, yes, Gordon Street. I once knew a girl who lived on Gordon Street. Long time ago... Not a day passes I don't think of her and the promise that I made which I will always keep. That one perfect day on Gordon Street. That's uh, five blocks up, two over."


ARTEMIS: "Thank you..."

I don't get it.

 

[damian99uk]

I don't get it.

It's from waynes world 2 if I remember correctly

 

[Rowsdower!]

Jor-El: Technology that's eons ahead of other societies and yet, when you forget to pay the electric bill, you're walking around your house in a winter coat.

 

[dnno1]

Great stuff guys.



ARTEMIS CROCK: "Where's the First Presbyterian Church on Gordon Street?"


NOLAN NORTH CLARK KENT: "Uh, Gordon Street! Oh yeah, Gordon Street! Uh, I once knew a girl who lived on Gordon Street. But that was a long time ago..."


ARTEMIS: "Do we have to put up with this? I mean, can't we get a better Clark Kent/Superman voice actor? I know it's a small part, but I think we can do better than this."


GEORGE NEWBERN CLARK KENT: "Gordon Street? Ah, yes, Gordon Street. I once knew a girl who lived on Gordon Street. Long time ago... Not a day passes I don't think of her and the promise that I made which I will always keep. That one perfect day on Gordon Street. That's uh, five blocks up, two over."


ARTEMIS: "Thank you..."

I don't get it.

It's from waynes world 2 if I remember correctly

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[The Shield]

hahaha I remember loving that scene.

 

[spund]

I'm the fisherman you deserve, but not the one you need right now.

Yeah we're good right now, but can you cover my shift next week?

 

[Panthro]

It's from waynes world 2 if I remember correctly

Correct. One of the best parts of the whole movie.

spund -

 

[KalMart]

Young Bizarro: One day....me have real hands instead of chicken-feet in place.....me show them....me grow up big and handsome....!

 

[Panthro]

"I am a leaf on the wind... watch how I soar..."

 

[GreenKToo]

]

Are you ready to RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMBLE!?!

 

[Panthro]

Always ready to rumble

ZOD: "You know that it would be untrue
You know that I would be a liar
If I was to say to you
Girl we coudn't get much higher.
Come on babe light my fire
Come on babe light my fire
Try to set the night on fire!"

 

[GreenKToo]

Super-man, there's no need to feel down.
I said super-man, pick yourself up off the ground.
I said super-man 'cause you hear every soun-d.
There's no need. to. be. un-happy.

Super-man there's a place you can go.
I said super-man, when you're short on your dough.
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways, to. re-verse. ti-me.

It's fun to stay at the J. L. of A.
It's fun to stay at the J. L. of A aa.
You can hang out with all the boys.

It's fun to stay at the J. L. of A.
It's fun to stay at the J. L. of A aa.
You can get yourself clean
You can have a good meal
You can turn off the sounds if you feel

 

[Panthro]

Hahaha, and the encore -

ZOD: "Body...wanna feel my body?
Body...such a thrill my body
Body...wanna touch my body?
Body...it's too much my body
Check it out my body, body.
Don't you doubt my body, body.
talkin' bout my body, body,
check it out my body

Every man wants to be a macho macho man
to have the kind of body, always in demand
Jogging in the mornings, go man go
works out in the health spa, muscles glow
You can best believe that, he's a macho man
ready to get down with, anyone he can

Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Macho, macho man (macho man)
I've got to be, a macho man
Macho, macho man
I've got to be a macho! Ow...."

 

[GreenKToo]

lolol...

 

[dnno1]

Now an ad from the WB:

Superman: "???"

J.J. Abrams: "I'm J. J. Abrams and I approve this message."

 

[Superwoman Prime]

BATMAN: "I would've taken you somewhere nicer, but Bane's crashed the economy and I'm a little broke."

 

[Panthro]

Good one Prime

Thanks Green

SUPERMAN: "You will answer the nice Batman's questions or you will drink the black sperm of my vengeance."
JOKER: ""

 

[TheIrishAvenger]

 

[Cassandra Cain]

BATMAN: "I would've taken you somewhere nicer, but Bane's crashed the economy and I'm a little broke."

He should've taken him to Schawarma's.

 

[Panthro]

Good one IrishAvenger

SUPERMAN: "I like to dissect clowns. Did you know I'm utterly insane?"
JOKER: ""

SUPERMAN: "Now Joker, let's be reasonable. We both want a fair union contract."
JOKER [thinking]: "Why is Superman being so nice to me?"
SUPERMAN: "And if you scratch my back I'll scratch yours."
JOKER [thinking]: "Wait a minute - is he coming on to me?"
SUPERMAN: "I mean, if I should slip something into your pocket, what's the harm, eh?"
JOKER [thinking]: "Oh my God he IS coming on to me!"
SUPERMAN: "After all, negotiations make strange bedfellows." [chuckles/winks]
JOKER [thinking]: "AHH!"
JOKER [speaking]: "I'm sorry Superman, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure, I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no!"