The Official Superman Reboot Caption Thread - Part 2

All credit goes tro WoodyROM, lmao hilarious

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^ The zebra's reaction to going that fast...

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Marlon Wayans scream- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
 
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Caesar: "I will find him!"

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Original Zod: "Voice is too low. Next candidate."

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New Zod: "I will find him!"

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Original Zod: "I think we might have some potential there..."
 


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Zack Snyder: "Cut! Cut! This scenes not going to work. The suits want something to sauce it up and put some more meat in the seats. Get the stunt double"

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Costner and Lane: "???"

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Henry Cavil: "Wow"
Zack Snyder: "Eh... It might wind up on the cutting room floor."
 
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Not bad but I've tasted better. That reminds me I need to stock up the Fortress.

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nummy num num
 
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LEX: "For the last time I'm not responsible for the cancellations of Green Lantern and Young Justice!"
 
Nice finds d



SUPERMAN: "I keep telling you it's not up to me which villains get to be in the movies and which ones don't!"
 
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Zack- Soooo your were saying Singer and his crew didn't have what?

Russell- "Balls....."
 
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Jor-El- You're doing great hunny.

Lara- I'm in so much pain.

Jor-El- Let me sing to you...Ahem...(Singing) Come onnnn babyy pushhh..Come on babyyy birth my sonnnn...(singing fast bc she doesn't know krypton is going to explode.) Hurryupandpusheventhoughitsgoingtodonogoodbecausewe'reallgonnablowupanywaysssss.

Lara- What??

Jor-El- Nothing dear just push.
 
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Crowe describing to Snyder his encounter with that comely Power Girl cosplayer.

Crowe: "I'm telling you. They were this BIG!!"
 
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JOR-EL: "Out there... is a world outside of Yonkers... way out there beyond this hick town Barnaby..."
LARA: ":huh:"
 

SUPERMAN: "I didn't even needed to block your punch! I'm out of range! Where you planning to punch the air in front of me?"
 
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LARA: "That watermelon was delicious, I don't regret eating it whole!"
 
I'm a bit new to getting into Superman, what's the cartoon shown above?
 
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LEX: "This is what happens when you [BLEEP] a stranger in the [BLEEP]!"
 
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LARA: "I must confess, this is the result of Panthro's black sperm of vengeance..."

Jor-El: "Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu....!"
 
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"Damn, Sue Storm! Feels like all that yoga you've been doing is paying off! That ass is firm!"
 

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