The Official Superman Thread - Part 3

[CConn]

Keep hoping that this will all be done away with soon and we can get back to pre-Flashpoint status quo...the New DC sucks...

Cry me a river.

Then build me a boat.

So I can float on the river and possibly do some big bass fishing.

 

[Mystirious]

I shall play you a jaunty fishing tune on my violin if you would like

 

[RoughNTumble]

you can play the violin?

 

[Mystirious]

Not well but I can play it

 

[CConn]

Hey everyone, fishing trip next Sunday!

 

[RoughNTumble]

but I don't know how to fish

 

[Mystirious]

You just need a rod a line a captains hat a pipe and some bait

I use photos of Ariel from the little mermaid

 

[Mystirious]

You just need a rod a line a captains hat a pipe and some bait

I use photos of Ariel from the little mermaid

 

[RoughNTumble]

can we make someone walk the plank?

 

[Mystirious]

Only if they're a land lubber or a scurvy dog

 

[Llama_Shepherd]

That should go without saying.

 

[HighFivingMF]

but I don't know how to fish

How do you eat!?!?

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Superboy #5 preview!

Scott Lodbell talks Superboy!

Seems Superboy has 3 daddies! Or maybe this one is his Mama?:


Details on N.O.W.H.E.R.E:

So this is what it's come to now? Every new Superboy writer is just gonna toss another parent into the genetic landfill that is his DNA? That's what's hot in the streets?

 

[WompuM]

I don't think genes work like that.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Scott Lobdell does. And that's all that matters.

 

[Lead Cenobite]

That's nothing. Arnold Schwarzenegger has 6 fathers.

 

[Roose Bolton]

Conner's newest villain : Danny DeVito.

 

[Mystirious]

That would be horrifying

So this is what it's come to now? Every new Superboy writer is just gonna toss another parent into the genetic landfill that is his DNA? That's what's hot in the streets?

It's what's hip yo

I'm hoping it turns out that Jimmy Olsen is the real father of Superboy

After Superman got him pregnant

I don't think genes work like that.

SCIENCE

I'mma call you Professor Womp now

 

[Llama_Shepherd]

It's what's hip yo

I'm hoping it turns out that Jimmy Olsen is the real father of Superboy

After Superman got him pregnant

 

[Mystirious]

There is no amount of context that can make that cover not be creepy

 

[RoughNTumble]

one of my managers when I worked at a movie theater wore a different tie each day showing superman ripping his shirt open like that

one day I asked him in front of everyone why he always wears ties featuring men getting undressed. we all laughed at him.

I also always used to troll him and ask him things like 'why is batman so much better than superman?'

 

[Anubis]

Because Batman's over compensating for a small penis.

 

[RoughNTumble]

V_v;;

 

[Mystirious]

It's also why he wears that codpiece

 

[RoughNTumble]

DC should add a superdickery book where an artist comes up with some crazy cover and the writer has to turn it into a story