The Official Tom Welling Thread

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triplet said:
You must get some pretty interesting emails...
I can attest to this. Eight years and counting - and some of The. Most. Bizarre. E-mails. You. Can. Imagine. have come by way of my in-box.

*sigh*

(Most are nice though.)

Sounds like you know a lot more than most of the rest of us...
When you manage a fansite for a celebrity, folks often confuse you for BEING that celebrity. Some things that are said in e-mails are re-heeeely out of left field. You're like wha-huh? Say WHAT? :rolleyes:

Can be rewarding and frustrating at the same time - especially if you pay for bandwidth. Eh James? LOL
 
AgentPat said:
some of The. Most. Bizarre. E-mails. You. Can. Imagine ... (Most are nice though.)
Even the nice ones tend to be a little on the overzealous "muh huh?" side. ;)

folks often confuse you for BEING that celebrity.
I've had so many people telling me that they love me. It's actually pretty nice.

Some things that are said in e-mails are re-heeeely out of left field. You're like wha-huh? Say WHAT?
The most outrageous (and perhaps TMI) email I ever got -- and I couldn't make it up if I tried -- was one asking what brand of condom Tom uses. This girl wanted her boyfriend to use them so that she could imagine... you've got good imaginations, I need go no further. Suffice to say, I about smacked my head into the wall.
 
jas01724 said:
Even the nice ones tend to be a little on the overzealous "muh huh?" side. ;)

I've had so many people telling me that they love me. It's actually pretty nice.

The most outrageous (and perhaps TMI) email I ever got -- and I couldn't make it up if I tried -- was one asking what brand of condom Tom uses. This girl wanted her boyfriend to use them so that she could imagine... you've got good imaginations, I need go no further. Suffice to say, I about smacked my head into the wall.

I dont know what amazes me more; the fact that she'd ask someone that, or the fact that she can tell a certain brand of condoms from it's FEEL :eek:
 
The Incredible Hulk said:
I dont know what amazes me more; the fact that she'd ask someone that, or the fact that she can tell a certain brand of condoms from it's FEEL :eek:
This happened about 18 months ago, and i'm still squicked by it. I just... *facepalms*
 
jas01724 said:
Even the nice ones tend to be a little on the overzealous "muh huh?" side. ;)
Oh man, we could trade stories all day.

I've had so many people telling me that they love me. It's actually pretty nice.
Mine usually start out with, "we met when you bummed a cig off me... was wondering when you'd be in town again... we could do [insert something bizarre here] again..." One woman wrote to ask for her watch back because it was her grandmother's. Apparently, she left it on his night table. Boo hoo lady. :p

I have little sympathy for morons, can ya tell? LOL

The most outrageous (and perhaps TMI) email I ever got -- and I couldn't make it up if I tried -- was one asking what brand of condom Tom uses. This girl wanted her boyfriend to use them so that she could imagine... you've got good imaginations, I need go no further. Suffice to say, I about smacked my head into the wall.
LMFAO!!! I think that trumps my hand. You SOOOO can't make that kind of stuff up.
 
The Incredible Hulk said:
I dont know what amazes me more; the fact that she'd ask someone that, or the fact that she can tell a certain brand of condoms from it's FEEL :eek:
She probably can't, but it's what HE uses donchaknow? That makes all the difference.

Oh man... talk about sinking into the gutter in this thread. Figures James would have something to do with it too. Way to go, James. :up: :p
 
AgentPat said:
Oh man, we could trade stories all day.
How about the twelve year old who wants to wrestle Tom at his school fair - three months ago? Poor kid never did get his wish. ;)

I have little sympathy for morons, can ya tell? LOL
One emailed me repeatedly (six times in an hour) asking for Tom's address, phone number, and email. I ended up telling her to f' off. I felt terrible. :cool:

LMFAO!!! I think that trumps my hand. You SOOOO can't make that kind of stuff up.
It's just so random, how do you respond to that? I usually delete emails without reply because there's just NO response for that.
 
I sense that thwap number eight isn't far away?

Ah for the days when we talked about ice-cream, cheese, and pizza.
 
RLMFAO ......just WOW! She put way too much thought into that. I can't stop laughing thanks!
 
AgentPat said:
I can attest to this. Eight years and counting - and some of The. Most. Bizarre. E-mails. You. Can. Imagine. have come by way of my in-box.

*sigh*

(Most are nice though.)

I can understand why James get said weird emails but why do you?

You run a fan site too?
 
AgentPat said:
She probably can't, but it's what HE uses donchaknow? That makes all the difference.
EXACTLY! See, Pat knows her stuff. You could say he doesn't use one at all and this girl would gladly go and get pregnant... I pity her children.

AgentPat said:
Figures James would have something to do with it too. Way to go, James. :up: :p
Charming. :p
 
jas01724 said:
How about the twelve year old who wants to wrestle Tom at his school fair - three months ago? Poor kid never did get his wish. ;)
The unfortunate part of that request is that it probably came less from a fan but from somebody who just wanted to prove they could beat "Superman" in a wrestling match.

What about the clowns who get so carried away, they punch him. Literally. That's gotta SUCK, big time.

One emailed me repeatedly (six times in an hour) asking for Tom's address, phone number, and email. I ended up telling her to f' off. I felt terrible.
I've taken to ignoring all of mine as well. I don't have the time or inclination to respond anymore. And I even have "form" e-mails saved for just about every response. I just don't bother anymore.

It's just so random, how do you respond to that?
See above.

I usually delete emails without reply because there's just NO response for that.
Exactly. Though I might have actually KEPT that e-mail as an example of the truly bizarre.
 
AgentPat said:
What about the clowns who get so carried away, they punch him. Literally. That's gotta SUCK, big time.
Jeez, I know. A little respect for the fact that you could give him peritonitis, perhaps?

I even have "form" e-mails saved for just about every response.
Same here, but sometimes the perpetually dumb really call for a personalised response. Two words suffice. It's actually quicker than copy and paste. :p

Though I might have actually KEPT that e-mail as an example of the truly bizarre.
I didn't have to, it's ingrained for life. It gives me tension headaches.
 
triplet said:
I can understand why James get said weird emails but why do you? You run a fan site too?
Unfortunately. It's not for Tom Welling though. Mine is unmarried and attracts more older woman, which can be worse than the teenagers. (I can say that 'cause I consider myself "older." LOL)

jas01724 said:
EXACTLY! See, Pat knows her stuff. You could say he doesn't use one at all and this girl would gladly go and get pregnant... I pity her children.
LOL! Oh, trust me, I know. They want to know what he drinks, what he eats, what side of the bed he sleeps on - you name it. It's more about mimicking the habits and lifestyle to be "closer" to their guy.

Charming. :p
Hee! I'll give James a mulligan today. That story from CondomLady made me laugh out loud.

jas01724 said:
Jeez, I know. A little respect for the fact that you could give him peritonitis, perhaps?
Houdini, anybody? *sigh*
 
AgentPat said:
The unfortunate part of that request is that it probably came less from a fan but from somebody who just wanted to prove they could beat "Superman" in a wrestling match.

What about the clowns who get so carried away, they punch him. Literally. That's gotta SUCK, big time.

Yeah, somethig like that is what killed Houdini.... It can be dangerous.

AgentPat said:
I've taken to ignoring all of mine as well. I don't have the time or inclination to respond anymore. And I even have "form" e-mails saved for just about every response. I just don't bother anymore.

OK, so why do you get these emails? Are they about one of your clients?
 
triplet said:
OK, so why do you get these emails? Are they about one of your clients?
Hee! Um... You've got my e-mail address, right? Take off the "agentpat" and put a "www." in it's place. Pop it into your browser. There ya go. ;)
 
AgentPat said:
Hee! Um... You've got my e-mail address, right? Take off the "agentpat" and put a "www." in it's place. Pop it into your browser. There ya go. ;)

No, I don't....
 
AgentPat said:
LOL! Oh, trust me, I know. They want to know what he drinks, what he eats, what side of the bed he sleeps on - you name it. It's more about mimicking the habits and lifestyle to be "closer" to their guy.
I've never had the side of the bed question. But I have had the habits IN bed question, which I think counts. ;)

Hee! I'll give James a mulligan today.
Thank you. My mushy concussed brain thanks you.

Houdini, anybody? *sigh*
Exactly right. Stoopid people...

And I know what Pat's site is. ;)
 
jas01724 said:
I've never had the side of the bed question. But I have had the habits IN bed question, which I think counts. ;)
How 'bout the ones that insist on telling YOU what his habits are in bed?

OH wait! [slaps head] Silly me, he's married.
You're lucky! Count your blessings my friend. :rolleyes:
 
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