The Rap Battle Thread

[Erik Magnus Lehnsherr]

Whos' this Super_Ludacris?
Listen up as I rip this ****.
I'm about to serve up a diss.
Listen up and you just might get it.
All you do in your rap is call out names.
A celebrity is in every other phrase!
That's not rhyming, that's not even close.
So I'm going to let my SHH-Unit make you a ghost!

I've been clled homophobic on more than one occasion.
These ignorant fools even assum I'm caucasian!
they got it in their heads that I'm just like Eminem.
But I've got some vitally important news for them.
You ****s are never gunna know what my background is.
It's not like it matters,
your heads are still spinning from my diss!
Your brains are reduced to tatters!

Spidey Freak's on a roll,
spitting his ****** lyrics.
but I'm about to toss him like a salad made by Dole.
He'll be watching his swatch watch, counting the ticks.
Sweat'll be pouring down his pimply face.
Qhile I'm standing here, thinking of what crappy rhyme to chase!
Which one should I rag on first?
Ah ****, none of them are even worth Mexican dirt!

All you ******s step in here and try and throw down.
But me and my crew are the only MCs in town.
So just back off, son, before you get hurt.
And I have to order your body six feet under the turf.

 

[Max Payne]

EML cusses to much.

 

[Assassin32]

This thread thread seems cool, I'll give it a shot......


*has his friend drop a phat beat on the table*

I'm the Assassin homeboy, haven't you heard?
I crush all the nay-sayers and get funky like a turd
Droppin' the hardcore **** that'll shake the floor
Knock off your block and have you beggin' for more
Say I ain't hardest *****, you're just a hater
So word to your mother, cause I'm about to date her
But that's kid stuff, dog and I don't play with tikes
I just rip out your heart and eat it like a dyke
So come and see about me and you'll see yourself bleed
Let my uzi pop and hear your girl scream
It'll just rip through your vest,
Rip though your flesh, rip through your chest
Now who's the best, ***** show me who's next!!!

 

[Slang - J'C]

EML... what are u trippin?
Thinkin, flipping you stickin with them
Cleshae rhymes, like your mommas this and that
your time is tick-tick-tickin, best watch ur back 'cat'

Slang new to the game yet already insane
hearin u talk Fitty and eminem make me wanna diss u in vein
make you seem plain- that **** you spit is laaame
Dude, Shady spread his ass for the industry, just to get his fame

All them sell out rappers you mention,
of which u got some ill connection,
Dont know the underground ****, that they be forgetting
if u think otherwise, no magnets can keep ur extension connecting

(You still like offending?)

against me son, ur confidence would peel
I aint gotta be no X-man to see u aint real
Eml I remember u, crazy comic book MC in a cape
Keep ur helmet on fool, or magnetize some good rhymes to ur mind state... WHAT

 

[dmcnx]

wats all the **** im hearin about fitty and Eminem
yeah the can freestyle,but thats just them
if you wanna MC, then be like yourself
dont be tryin to copy all the **** on the shelf...

 

[T/bones]

Yo. Yo. Suck on my balls. Suck on my balls.

Dmcnx, 6 feet deep like Biggie Smalls.

Wack ass mother fu/cka tryna' hate.

Your dead corpse I did violate.

You think that's gay you ***********.

Well, when I was done with that. I fuc/ked your mother.



OUT

 

[dmcnx]

Originally posted by T/bones
Yo. Yo. Suck on my balls. Suck on my balls.

Dmcnx, 6 feet deep like Biggie Smalls.

Wack ass mother fu/cka tryna' hate.

Your dead corpse I did violate.

You think that's gay you ***********.

Well, when I was done with that. I fuc/ked your mother.



OUT

please dont try and mess with me..im tired...

 

[Spidey_Freak]

Yo, whitey not *****
whitey gets high
whitey fvcks your momma
and whitey eats her pie

That stupid *****
I make her clitty itch!?!?!

 

[The Kingpin]

Originally posted by Max Payne
EML cusses to much.

What are you....10?

 

[dmcnx]

Originally posted by Spidey_Freak
Yo, whitey not *****
whitey gets high
whitey fvcks your momma
and whitey eats her pie

That stupid *****
I make her clitty itch!?!?!

im not white...

 

[Spidey_Freak]

"Im not white"
said the stupid white *****
that fagggot fvcked his mom
and now his dick itches
Has warts, bumps, and pimple

 

[Spidey_Freak]

~angry white underprivilaged bjtch~

 

[Skip 2 This Lou]

Freak thinks hes funny
he said his mom was yummy
with that angry white ***** ****
he thinks hes cool with it
his avatar is gruesome
just like his raps
save you money dont use em
when yo momma sits on your lap

 

[dmcnx]

Originally posted by Spidey_Freak
"Im not white"
said the stupid white *****
that fagggot fvcked his mom
and now his dick itches
Has warts, bumps, and pimple

im not even gonna other bother battling you...

SHH! unit hates you...

 

[dmcnx]

Originally posted by Skip 2 This Lou
Freak thinks hes funny
he said his mom was yummy
with that angry white ***** ****
he thinks hes cool with it
his avatar is gruesome
just like his raps
save you money dont use em
when yo momma sits on your lap

 

[Skip 2 This Lou]

Originally posted by dmcnx
im not even gonna other bother battling you...

SHH! unit hates you...

What is this SHH-Unit?

 

[The Kingpin]

SHH-Uuuunit

 

[dmcnx]

The SHH-unit consists of

The Kingpin
The Spawn
EML
Me
and some other people...

 

[dmcnx]

And Murder Hype consists of
Spidey_Freak
Immortalfire
Assasin

 

[dmcnx]

And SHHady Aftermath consists of
Me
The Kingpin
The Spawn

 

[The Kingpin]

There is only 1 group! The Unit!

 

[dmcnx]

The Unit And SHHady Aftermath are just about the same thing...

 

[black_dust]

Phh! the Unit couldn`t figure out who was doing the thread ratings

 

[dmcnx]

Originally posted by black_dust
Phh! the Unit couldn`t figure out who was doing the thread ratings

 

[The Kingpin]

Originally posted by dmcnx
The Unit And SHHady Aftermath are just about the same thing...

The why are there two?