The Twitter Thread

[bullets]

I've learned from this that i need to be more careful when i'm using my laptop in the bathtub.

 

[WolfCypher]

(Reads 1st post)

Holy--! I gotta blog this! Later, guys!

(Takes entire desktop computer and monitor into shower with him)

 

[bullets]

Lol , Don't forget to blow dry your hair.

 

[Arc-Light]

For relying on tired ass forum pictures to create your (dated, and failed) insults you get a gold star and a cookie.

I expect lolcats and that picture from Pulp Fiction where the caption says "don't worry, we'll take care of the n00b" from you in the future.

Crap, i don't have that one........you win the next round.

 

[imdaly]

What's even worse is she can't even submit this to FML.com! Such a missed opportunity!

 

[Alex The Great]

Wow, this is pretty shocking.

 

[knowsbleed]

Theres been alot of ripping on canada lately

I think it's a defence mechanism.

hehe... whooo.

 

[katie_girl09]

Wow, this is pretty shocking.

You said shocking and she got electrocuted!

Well I thought it was funny!

 

[terry78]

http://tech.yahoo.com/blogs/patterson/55202

Basically the metaphor of using a bazooka to kill a fly come to life.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

And nothing of value was lost.

 

[[A]]

Ahh the US method. I dig.

 

[SuperFerret]

Imagine if someone didn't like what you were saying, and decided to shut you up by nuking your ISP, or your wireless carrier. Or heck, the entire phone system. All for you.

Yeah, it's just like what happened, except for the fact that important information is transferred over the internet and phone system.

All we "lost" is a few hours of teenagers letting each other know what stupid crap they're up to. In fact, these guys might have actually saved lives by stopping distracted teenagers from plummetting down open manholes.

 

[SapphirePrima]

They hit facebook and livejournal too.

 

[SuperFerret]

My point applies to those sites as well.

 

[SapphirePrima]

My point applies to those sites as well.

lol I didn't read the article before I posted.

I'm really interested in who the people are and why they don't like the guy.

 

[chaseter]

It's Twitter, who give a ****?

 

[Morg]

Yeah, it's just like what happened, except for the fact that important information is transferred over the internet and phone system.

All we "lost" is a few hours of teenagers letting each other know what stupid crap they're up to. In fact, these guys might have actually saved lives by stopping distracted teenagers from plummetting down open manholes.

But then we can't make fun of those who walked in manholes

 

[SuperFerret]

But then we can't make fun of those who walked in manholes

Teenagers are like ferrets; smelly, rebellious and distracted easily, they'll find ways of continuing to entertain us.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Hey! I JUST took a shower. I have my 'I don't care' hair and wait hold on, I'll be right back.

 

[The Lizard]

What's funny is that now there are going to me thousands of people who paid no attention to that one guy before, but now will read his posts thanks to the news coverage.

 

[Two-Face]

What the hell is a twitter I been hearing about?

 

[SuperFerret]

It's a mild heart attack, Two-Face.

 

[SapphirePrima]

What the hell is a twitter I been hearing about?

It's basically just the status part of facebook. Nothing really exciting.

 

[Two-Face]

Oh ok.

 

[Maximus One]

I like twitter. Me and Jonah Hill have been discussing the awesomeness of Incredibad. And Donkeylips from Salute Your Shorts is a cool dude to.