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Blackheart walks down the stairs. He sees Mr. Ketch greeting his family from his long day at work.
Time to throw on the charm. Blackheart whispers to himself. He walks to the man, and extends his arm.Hello there. You must be Mr. Ketch. Im Bartholomew Heretic.
Nice to meet you there, Bart. Weird last name dont you think?
A little unconventional, yes. But why change it?
I hear you. So, Bart, where do you work.
Well, if I told you, you might not like me.
Why's that?
Hes a tax collector, dad. Barbara chimes in.
Ah. As long as it isnt for this state, youre welcome here.
Ha. Ha. Good, good.
Dinners ready! Everyone take their seats. Mrs. Ketch yells.
Wow, great. My wife makes some of the best food youll ever taste, Bart.
Mh I can smell how delicious it is now. Blackheart smiles, and looks at Johnny. Johnny shoots another weird look at Blackheart as they go into the dinning room. Everyone takes their seat as Mrs. Ketch puts the roast on the table. They all sit down, and get ready to eat.
Mr. Heretic, would you mind saying grace? Blackheart looks at her with a type of panic. He calms himself, and then smoothly replies.
Im sorry, Im an atheist.
Aw, thats too bad. Honey, would you like to say grace then?
Yes, Dear. Everyone folds their hands, and bows their heads. Thank you God for this food my loving wife made up for us. Please bless it to our- As Mr. Ketch continues, Blackheart sits uncomfortably in his seat. Johnny opens one of his eyes to see Blackheart shaking in his seat. Sweat comes down his brow, and he turns pale. Johnny closes his eyes, and goes into thought. Amen.
That was lovely, honey. Thanks.
Yeah, great job daddy!
Yes, Mr. Ketch. That was breath taking. It is always interesting to get a look at the other side.
Well, sorry you dont share our views, but I respect yours. Everyone starts to eat. Mrs. Ketch cuts everyone a piece, and puts it on their plates. As they begin eating, Blackheart looks up at Johnny.
Well, you all know what I do. Im curious to know what you do. He looks at Johhny and smiles. Johnny, Id like to start with you.