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[Tron Bonne]

Just noticed that SouLeSS got hit with the perma-ban. Guess no more Nostradamus for the Hype.

 

[Darthphere]

What was that guy's schtick again?

 

[fifthfiend]

Actual Super-Models, or Victoria Secret Models? Cause I usually see Super Models looking emaciated and awkward.

The sort of models you're talking about aren't really usually described as supermodels, that usually tends to mean the Victoria's Secret sort of model.

 

[Tron Bonne]

What was that guy's schtick again?

He was the guy who was always all about predicting what was about to happen, usually with rather head scratching stuff that, far as I could always tell, came from pretty much nowhere. The biggest and most memorable one was 'Libra is Barry Allen', which caused all kinds of debate and discussion when FC was getting started. Apparently, he had a 'ton' of predictions come true, just everyone focused on the ones that didn't (allegedly).

He was a bit of a know it all *****e, too. Not the worse by any means, but he was pretty bad. Also one of those guys that kind of hung onto any little strings whenever he was on the losing end of an argument.

 

[fifthfiend]

Hal Jordan

I specified smart characters.

Quicksilver blamed all of his post-Decimation *****e-baggery on a Skrull.

Yeah but we know that he actually did all of that.

Really I just want Reed Richards to be able to handwave every ****** Reed Richards story as HERP DERP IMPERFECT REEDBOT the way ****** fanboy Doomwriters do with every Doom story that hurts their feelings.

 

[Manic]

Reed has an army of evil alternate universe copies running around. Let's blame them for anything stupid he's ever done.

 

[Mystirious]

Like the times he randomly acted like a sexist dbag to Sue

 

[fifthfiend]

Like the times he randomly acted like a sexist dbag to Sue

Exactly!

Those were just imperfect Reedbots being dbags to imperfect Suebots to trick Doom's spies while the real Reed and Sue were out like, having a fancy dinner and then going dancing.

 

[Mystirious]

Exactly!

There was an x Factor story where he was replaced by an alternate world Dr Doom who pretended to be him

Maybe he could blame all the times he acted like a jerky jerk on him

Which was awesome.

His little girl however knew the truth, and she lost all respect for him.

Poor Quicksilver's daughter

Anyone happen to watch that Ugly Americans show?

I've seen ads for it and thought it looked kind of interesting is it any good Tron Bonne

 

[Anubis]

Anyone happen to watch that Ugly Americans show?

Yeah, that show is the s**t.

Just noticed that SouLeSS got hit with the perma-ban. Guess no more Nostradamus for the Hype.

I think he got into a big thing over in the Elder Scrolls 5 thread. Trollin' and s**t. Talking about how much he hates Bethesda or whoever. All I know is about two pages got deleted as a result.

 

[Mystirious]

Yeah, that show is the s**t.

Neat I might check that series out

 

[Anubis]

I think you'll like it. It's got a demon dominatrix, a wizard, and a sad koala man.

 

[Darthphere]

I hope all our English friends are safe. Be careful out there.

Though I have to ask, do none of these shop owners own guns because over here, the death toll would be ridiculous.

 

[Anubis]

Something going on in England?

 

[lixdexia]

I think you'll like it. It's got a demon dominatrix, a wizard, and a sad koala man.

oh! i love that show, especially the rival demon guy.

 

[lixdexia]

Something going on in England?

3 day long riot.

 

[Anubis]

Over what?

 

[Kane52630]

3 day long riot.

and...?

 

[Anubis]

oh! i love that show, especially the rival demon guy.

I love his name. Twayne Bone Raper.

 

[Darthphere]

It's England, they don't need a reason.

In all honesty, supposedly it's over some kid that got shot by the cops but really no one knows.

 

[lixdexia]

Over what?

same thing riots are usually over, police brutality. seems a 29 yr old father of 4 got shot. idk, i got all this from 5 min of cnn yesterday

 

[Anubis]

Yeah, here in the U.S. a lot of those store owners woulda pulled an AK up from behind the counter if somebody started some s**t. Hell, they do that if you spend too much time staring at the Twinkies.



All this cuz the cops shot somebody? Like four dudes have been killed here in the Chi in last month by the cops. Nobody said boo.

 

[fifthfiend]

Over what?

Completely ****ed economic prospects and a total lack of apparent options for un-****ing said economic prospects.

 

[fifthfiend]

Yeah, here in the U.S. a lot of those store owners woulda pulled an AK up from behind the counter

Here in the US, the rioters would probably be at least as well armed as the shopkeepers.

 

[Anubis]

Now that makes sense.