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[TheCorpulent1]

I love Short Round. One year at college, my friend and I used to greet each other with "Doctah Jones, Doctah Jones!" half the time.

 

[PWN3R]

"I'M VERY LITTLE. YOU CHEAT, VERY BIG."
Short Round is great. Temple' is my favorite.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Last Crusade is mine. "That's his name. Henry Jones Junior. 'Indiana' was the dog!"

 

[Anubis]

I don't get the hate for Crystal Skull.

That was just as good as the rest.

 

[chamber-music]

I just got tired of Ray Winstone is isn't he double crossing and shouting Jonesy every five minutes.

It takes alot to make Ray Winstone suck and Speilberg and Lucas managed to do it.
Plus does anyone give a rats ass about Mutt. I have no intrest in watching a Mutt Jones movie if they ever make him carry on the mantle

 

[Colossal Spoons]

That the recent one with Shia LeBeef?

 

[PWN3R]

But, the movie is watchable. I caught it the last time it was on USA and it was surprisingly more entertaining than I remembered.

The worst moment by far is Mutt swinging with the monkeys. Mutt gazes into the monkey's eyes, they have that connection, and then start swinging like ****ing Tarzan on an acid trip. Why?

The fridge moment is so absurd, I can't help but love it.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Is 4pm to early for Bourbon? The drink of rich comic book villains

 

[TheCorpulent1]

But, the movie is watchable. I caught it the last time it was on USA and it was surprisingly more entertaining than I remembered.

The worst moment by far is Mutt swinging with the monkeys. Mutt gazes into the monkey's eyes, they have that connection, and then start swinging like ****ing Tarzan on an acid trip. Why?

The fridge moment is so absurd, I can't help but love it.

That was the only part I really had a problem with too. The aliens were pushing it a bit, but only because you get the full Close Encounters experience. Faces melting because of a light coming out of the Ark of the Covenant is one thing. I don't need to actually see Indiana Jones hanging out with Roswell-style aliens.

 

[chamber-music]

Is 4pm to early for Bourbon? The drink of rich comic book villains

I thought Bourbon was the drink of southern rich oil barons but to answer your questtion its never too early for Bourbon unless your a pilot in which case jesus take the wheel

 

[chamber-music]

That was the only part I really had a problem with too. The aliens were pushing it a bit, but only because you get the full Close Encounters experience. Faces melting because of a light coming out of the Ark of the Covenant is one thing. I don't need to actually see Indiana Jones hanging out with Roswell-style aliens.

Plus they were Aliens from an alternate universe. I find it funny Indiana would find it hard to believe given everything his seen

 

[WompuM]

Give my regards to Belloq, I hear he is not doing too well since him and his two cohorts got their faces melted off when they tried to take on the big guy.

Dude, after his face melted off, he turned into Ivan Ooze but was later defeated by the Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers. Duh.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

I thought Bourbon was the drink of southern rich oil barons but to answer your questtion its never too early for Bourbon unless your a pilot in which case jesus take the wheel

Then it must just be regular whiskey in Lex Luthor's glass then. Ah well, I can be an oil baron

 

[Anubis]

That was the only part I really had a problem with too. The aliens were pushing it a bit, but only because you get the full Close Encounters experience. Faces melting because of a light coming out of the Ark of the Covenant is one thing. I don't need to actually see Indiana Jones hanging out with Roswell-style aliens.

Plus they were Aliens from an alternate universe. I find it funny Indiana would find it hard to believe given everything his seen

That's the the biggest thing I can't understand when people complain about that movie. He found the holy Grail, the Ark of the Covenant, and tangled with Shiva Worshipers with magic stones and mystical heart pulling, but alternate universe aliens is too much?

It is the equivalent of people who think the X-Men shouldn't be in the same universe as Dr. Strange. It's indicative of a crippled imagination!

 

[Anubis]

Then it must just be regular whiskey in Lex Luthor's glass then. Ah well, I can be an oil baron

That was back in the old times. Burboun's cheap now is is the go to drink of drunks and winos.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

That's the the biggest thing I can't understand when people complain about that movie. He found the holy Grail, the Ark of the Covenant, and tangled with Shiva Worshipers with magic stones and mystical heart pulling, but alternate universe aliens is too much?

It is the equivalent of people who think the X-Men shouldn't be in the same universe as Dr. Strange. It's indicative of a crippled imagination!

It just doesn't fit, man. It doesn't fit!

 

[Thebumwhowalks]

Spoiler

Dude, after *spolier* , he turned into Ivan Ooze but was later defeated by the Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers. Duh.

Spoiler

I was gonna say, I didn't realise CS had not seen the Indy movies before, or else I would not have made that spoilerific pjoke, try to forget that unforgettable joke CS.

in regards to KoTKs, aye, when i saw it at the new year, first time since 2008 at the pics, it was not as bad as i recalled, but on further viewing it didn't hold as much appeal. ie I was getting a kick out of it cause it was new Indy, after watching the other 3 films constantly all through my child and adulthood.

the first two thirds of it are pretty good, but it loses it a bit in the third, ford is just as good in the role though, but he doesn't have the script to give him the classic moments so much.
But, the others are stone cold classics, there are not many adventure or action films as good as those period. I like them best to worst in the order they came out.

 

[Anubis]

It just doesn't fit, man. It doesn't fit!

It fits just fine!!!

 

[Colossal Spoons]

That was back in the old times. Burboun's cheap now is is the go to drink of drunks and winos.

I do declare! The bourbon I buy is expensive as fuh.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Maybe you just need to come down off your high horse, then, Mister Man.

 

[Mystirious]

Is 4pm to early for Bourbon? The drink of rich comic book villains

It's never too early to get drunk

And Temple of Doom has a guys getting eaten by Crocodiles, monkey's brains, and the great "KALIMAH!" scene.

I love Short Round. One year at college, my friend and I used to greet each other with "Doctah Jones, Doctah Jones!" half the time.

That is so cute

Short Round needs more love

 

[Anubis]

I do declare! The bourbon I buy is expensive as fuh.

You can get 3 bottles of Erk and Jerk for what you'd pay for one of those.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Maybe you just need to come down off your high horse, then, Mister Man.

No way. I had to suffer though crappy beer and liquor during college. It's time to get my snob on

You can get 3 bottles of Erk and Jerk for what you'd pay for one of those.

Ew son

 

[Anubis]

Well, if you can afford it, go for it mista big baller shot caller.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

If I only have a few bucks and need to get slizzard, I'll get a 40oz of Mickeys