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[Mystirious]

Not the way Fraction looks to be treating them. Does anyone really want to see mid-life-crisis Dr. Strange banging graduate students?

Whut

Is that really what he's doing in Defenders?

Beginning of the end.....maybe the Defenders will be the next big thing.

On the bright side Viper is going to be one of the new Dark Avengers. I loves that crazy lady

 

[lixdexia]

Yup.

My only problem with Storm being an Avenger is that Storm sucks.

that's my problem also, but that's a pretty big problem. it looks like they kicked wolverine off the main team though, so that's a plus.

i just don't understand why, with a movie on the way thor is not only not in any avengers title, but dead.

Yeah, exactly, Beast's been an Avenger and an X-Men for like forever, so it's acceptable for him. Duh.[/noironywhatsoever]

yes, but beast doesn't have the crappy character handicap, so it works.

On the bright side Viper is going to be one of the new Dark Avengers. I loves that crazy lady

oh! that sounds fun

 

[Supergirl]

that's my problem also, but that's a pretty big problem. it looks like they kicked wolverine off the main team though, so that's a plus.

i just don't understand why, with a movie on the way thor is not only not in any avengers title, but dead.

yes, but beast doesn't have the crappy character handicap, so it works.


oh! that sounds fun

Batman was dead with a movie on the way. Cap was dead with a movie on the way. They both came back in time for their movies. I'm sure Thor will be back by Avengers

 

[chamber-music]

True, but they are still neglecting the extremely under represented Ice based heroes. I mean, other than that time one of the Blizzards joined the T-bolts, Iceman's the only one.

Elijah Snow was my favourite Ice powered hero.

He wore a all white suit, was the richest man on the planet, froze water in peoples brains, froze dracula and kicked him in the nads, trained by sherlock holmes, porked super intelligent african women and out smarted an evil fantastic four.

That's more the reason I'm upset. Stop putting characters that shouldn't be Avengers on the team Bendis. Storm's an X-Man. Wolverine's an X-Man. Spider-Man's a loner. NONE OF THESE PEOPLE SHOULD BE AVENGERS.

Agreed

Because not ONE of them deserves to be an Avenger? Earth's MIGHTIEST Heroes. Not Blaxploitation Weekly and Spider-Woman.

racist...............joke

Then read Avengers Academy

I dropped that like it was covered in horse manure. Not even my liking of Hank Pym and Quicksilver could get me through the terrible brats that are the Academy kids. Would rather see old Avengers mentor the Young Avengers

 

[Drz]

Batman was dead with a movie on the way. Cap was dead with a movie on the way. They both came back in time for their movies. I'm sure Thor will be back by Avengers

Nope. Batman went MIA right around his movie and Dick became the Batman.

 

[Mystirious]

oh! that sounds fun

Yep I think its going to be pretty great Viper is usually a pretty cool villain and it'll be neat seeing her going up against the Avengers/New Avengers

I dropped that like it was covered in horse manure. Not even my liking of Hank Pym and Quicksilver could get me through the terrible brats that are the Academy kids. Would rather see old Avengers mentor the Young Avengers

Awwwwww I'm liking the characters in Avengers Academy so far chamber music

Julie Power is my favourite

 

[Anubis]

Elijah Snow was my favourite Ice powered hero.

He wore a all white suit, was the richest man on the planet, froze water in peoples brains, froze dracula and kicked him in the nads, trained by sherlock holmes, porked super intelligent african women and out smarted an evil fantastic four.

Damn, can't believe I forgot about Elijah Snow. Love that cold bastard....okay, I can get out of anything.....he's not Marvel, so he doesn't count. Boom!

 

[Mystirious]

He sounds like a character I need to check out

 

[Anubis]

You haven't read Planetary Mysti?

It's made of awesome. Literally. It was actually drawn on paper made of Tom Selleck's Mustache.

 

[chamber-music]

Planetary was awesome

 

[Kitsune]

She's not real. (Or you know, a Marvel character or whatever.)

She's real to me, at least when I forget to take my meds....
Just kidding, but I still think she's at least pretty cool looking.

 

[Kane52630]

Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie is going to win Best Picture.

http://www.facebook.com/TimAndEricsBillionDollarMovie

 

[Mystirious]

You haven't read Planetary Mysti?

It's made of awesome. Literally. It was actually drawn on paper made of Tom Selleck's Mustache.

It's a proven scientific fact that Tom Selleck's mustache is made of so much concentrated awesome-sauce that it is beyond the comprehension of mortals

All we can do is gaze at it in wonder

 

[Mystirious]

She's real to me, at least when I forget to take my meds....
Just kidding, but I still think she's at least pretty cool looking.

She is very cool looking

I am digging the mohawk

 

[Hound55]

You haven't read Planetary Mysti?

It's made of awesome. Literally. It was actually drawn on paper made of Tom Selleck's Mustache.

And the pages were bound by an adhesive that mysteriously appears to be comprised of the **** of Jesus...

 

[Mystirious]

That should be the slogan on the front cover

 

[sandwraith]

BL got banned? What the hell?

I haven't had time to really pick up on things here or in comics no thanks to work...and Skyrim.

But that aside, I'm really not feeling much for comics these days. Until Point One comes along I guess. But that's solely for Nova.

 

[Drz]

Thoughts & Rambles: The Skin i Live In

The Skin i Live in is a new Pedro Almodóvar movie that’s themes mainly focus on cynicism, revenge, identity, family and most importantly the desires of one man. Fans of Pedro will be treated with another great movie with drama, and newcomers can treat themselves with a horror movie that succeeds at terrifying and shocking the viewers without any gore or shocking monsters.

The movie focuses on Robert Ledgard (Played by none other than Antonio Banderas!) as a wealthy Surgeon whom the audience learns has a past full of misery and bad luck, but he wants to fix the errors and make a better future for the world and him. You learn quickly about what tragic accident happened to his wife that took her life, which is her body getting burned so badly, but now Robert has created the perfect skin that cannot be burned whatsoever, and that is thru the help of a woman named Vera (Elena Anaya).

You learn Vera is the perfect guinea pig and she has a very special condition, which forces her to live in a secured room and she can’t leave the house, as the movie goes on the dark past of Robert and his family get unraveled, and like the more mainstream known movie the Prestige by Christopher Nolan, this movie receives a shocking twist of events, that just begs the audience to re-watch the movie and just see the brilliance of it all.

I will gladly recommend this movie to everyone. Elena Anaya’s performance as Vera deserves respect and praises as her role is incredibly unique, I’d say she plays two roles, the Vera in the start and Vera after the special conditions of her skin are revealed, this truly is about her story and the skin she lives in. Antonio Banderas’ evil Doctor comes off as both sympathetic and cynical, this man has lost his mind but he wants to make things right, in his own sick sense.

While this movie is horror, thriller, suspense, you don’t have to worried if you’re a weak stomached person, this is really about the twisted nature of mankind, not some gore slasher movie with a Zombie hacking people into pieces or a Doctor creating a Human Centipede, no, this is about a man getting his desires and the unraveling of his accomplishment

Trailer for Hysteria movie, man this is so going to be THE movie of year, i can't wait!

 

[Tron Bonne]

You know, as far as BL being banned goes, I'm reminded a lot of the end of World's Greatest Dad....I mean, I liked him in his own way and he did make for interesting conversations, but dude was a dick. And I honestly don't think it was in a funny, over-the-top kind of way either, I think he had some legitimate belief to half of the nonsense he spewed (most of which he didn't have half a clue what he was talking about). He'd gotten a lot better over the last year or so, but I don't know, I still found him fairly unbearable at times.

I don't know, it does kind of suck to see him go in some ways, but the only real surprise I can have is that it didn't happen a long time ago, because he was always throwing around insults and ****. I don't know, I kind of felt sorry for him in cocoon of intense self-loathing and cynicism, but I'm not sure if I'll really miss him all that much.

 

[sandwraith]

Not the way Fraction looks to be treating them. Does anyone really want to see mid-life-crisis Dr. Strange banging graduate students?

That would probably be the most interesting thing Stephen has ever done since Indefensible in my experiences with the character.

Lets face it, the Dr.Strange "Sorcerer Supreme" schtick is a humongous plot device for other characters to be dragooned into one of the "good" doctor's little adventures. Because you know, the Sorcerer Supreme is SO damn powerful, able to blink people out of existence, that he wouldn't deign to get his hands dirty so leaves the work to the likes of the Silver Surfer, Namor, the Hulk and pretty much every other character he's conned into fighting on his behalf while he floats around, mumbling some mumbo-jumbo.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

I like how BL being a dick is agreed upon by the people who loved and disliked him

 

[Tron Bonne]

For some, it was his greatest gift. For others, he was just a dick

 

[Darthphere]

He wasn't the dick we needed but the dick we deserved.

 

[Kane52630]

He wasn't the dick we needed but the dick we deserved.

innuendo galore.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

This place went through the same thing when Wilhelm got banned. You'll all manage.