The unDEAD DC Boards Lounge version 7.4

[Mystirious]

Never been a big fan of playing games online personally

 

[sandwraith]

The Top Ten Things never to look up on the Internet. According to sandwraith:

1)Religion
2)Politics
3)Kiddie Porn
4)Betting odds
5)Anime reviews
6)Toy reviews. Because these ***kers make you spend more money than you have to.
7)Cheat codes. On principle.
8)CNN/FOX/CNBC/Al-Jazeera or any other form of **** Yellow journalism that passes for real journalism these days
9)"Definitive" History
10)DIY tips. Unless they come with pictures. Or videos.

 

[The Morningstar]

Shouldn't kiddie porn take the top spot?

 

[sandwraith]

Shouldn't kiddie porn take the top spot?

It should. But I think it's quite deeply built into anyone with a sense of right and wrong. It's presence on the list is just a reminder.

 

[Roose Bolton]

The Top Ten Things never to look up on the Internet. According to sandwraith:

1)Religion
2)Politics
3)Kiddie Porn
4)Betting odds
5)Anime reviews
6)Toy reviews. Because these ***kers make you spend more money than you have to.
7)Cheat codes. On principle.
8)CNN/FOX/CNBC/Al-Jazeera or any other form of **** Yellow journalism that passes for real journalism these days
9)"Definitive" History
10)DIY tips. Unless they come with pictures. Or videos.

I have read Anime reviews online..........I can never retcon that experience

 

[sandwraith]

I have read Anime reviews online..........I can never retcon that experience

There are some things you have to carry Oberon. Take heart that you aren't alone

 

[The Morningstar]

Hey i was wondering if you guys could help. How do I make the line in my sig a link to a youtube video?

 

[sandwraith]

You seem to have accomplished that already Morningstar

 

[Drz]

Hail Cthulu!

 

[sandwraith]

Hail Cthulu!

Is this your original art? Very nice.

 

[The Morningstar]

You seem to have accomplished that already Morningstar

Yea managed to figure it out myself

 

[Darthphere]

You mean you don't talk about "tangos" with your "buddies"?

"Corp, rendezvous with me at checkpoint A. Anubis, flank them to the right. Be sure to watch your six."

 

[The Morningstar]

When I play online i'm usually just like "KILL THE BASTARDS! AAAHHHHHHH!" Or I make fun of people with funny accents. Or I speak with a strange accent myself.

 

[Darthphere]

I scream white power all the time.

 

[The Morningstar]

I usually do a vague Russian accent. Or a German one. Sometimes Irish.

 

[Darthphere]

I love messing with people

Noob: Darthphere you're gay!

Darthphere: Yup.

Noob: Yeah you would say that homo.

Darthphere: You're right I am.

Noob: Stop being so gay Darthphere.

Darthphere: I can't you just said said I was gay, I agreed.

Noob: Shut the **** up.

Darthphere: You're my ***** now.

Noob:...

 

[sandwraith]

"Corp, rendezvous with me at checkpoint A. Anubis, flank them to the right. Be sure to watch your six."

BWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

We don't talk like that in the *AF. It's usually:

Soldier A: LT wants us to take the mount (mounted machine gun position)

Sergeant: **** the LT. We take the building floor by floor first and kill every ****er in there. Then we'll take the mount.

Soldier B: But sarge...We

Sergeant: Don't but me you ****. We clear the building! Medic! Get over here!

Medic: **** do you want sarge.

Sergeant: **** you. Where's your stretcher.

Medic: Why do you want my stretcher for?

Sergeant: To bridge the con wire!

Medic: **** that. Use the bangalore!

Sergeant: **** the bangalore, this is easier!


And so on. Its not quite as diplomatic as it seems.

 

[The Morningstar]

I love messing with people

Noob: Darthphere you're gay!

Darthphere: Yup.

Noob: Yeah you would say that homo.

Darthphere: You're right I am.

Noob: Stop being so gay Darthphere.

Darthphere: I can't you just said said I was gay, I agreed.

Noob: Shut the **** up.

Darthphere: You're my ***** now.

Noob:...

lol nice.

I remember on Modern Warfare 2 I killed someone on Last Stand and this kid who sounded like 10 years old was like "You stole my kill *******". So I put on this really deep voice, doing my best impression of a demon or something and replied "I'LL STEAL YOUR SOUL CHILD!"

He didn't say a word after that.

BWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

We don't talk like that in the *AF. It's usually:

Soldier A: LT wants us to take the mount (mounted machine gun position)

Sergeant: **** the LT. We take the building floor by floor first and kill every ****er in there. Then we'll take the mount.

Soldier B: But sarge...We

Sergeant: Don't but me you ****. We clear the building! Medic! Get over here!

Medic: **** do you want sarge.

Sergeant: **** you. Where's your stretcher.

Medic: Why do you want my stretcher for?

Sergeant: To bridge the con wire!

Medic: **** that. Use the bangalore!

Sergeant: **** the bangalore, this is easier!


And so on. Its not quite as diplomatic as it seems.

You're in the military?

 

[chamber-music]

Skins U.S got cancelled unsurprisingly. I don't expect the american Inbetweeners to last long either as its just as risque as Skins

 

[sandwraith]

Caught my friend watching Emerald Knights when I visited his place for our fortnightly Tekken matches.

I watched the Laira segment all the way to the ending. Pretty good. I especially like the Laira segment but the Abin Sur stuff felt kind of...short.

I might borrow the DVD off him to check out all the features.

Kicked his ass by the way.

 

[Darthphere]

lol nice.

I remember on Modern Warfare 2 I killed someone on Last Stand and this kid who sounded like 10 years old was like "You stole my kill *******". So I put on this really deep voice, doing my best impression of a demon or something and replied "I'LL STEAL YOUR SOUL CHILD!"

He didn't say a word after that.

Yeah messing with kids is fun. I love it when they curse up a storm, "You kiss your mother with that mouth?!"

 

[Drz]

Is this your original art? Very nice.

Nah, a friend linked it to me and thought i'd share it. ^^

 

[sandwraith]

You're in the military?

Was. Two years mandatory service plus another two years of trying to escape real life...I had issues at home.

Combat trained, Platoon Medic. Paramedic Level 2. Heliborne assault capable. HeliEvac qualified.

Good times when in the field. Best times are at home base. Worse times are during audits. ***king audits.

 

[The Morningstar]

Mandatory service? Where are you from? I didn't think militaries had mandatory service anymore?

 

[sandwraith]

Mandatory service? Where are you from? I didn't think militaries had mandatory service anymore?

There are plenty of countries where the men need to complete a certain number of years of National service. Israel, Switzerland, Singapore...just to name a few.

I'm from Singapore and enlisted shortly after my last year in the polytechnic. I signed on by the end of my first year of service.

It's alright. And the only major thing I ever did was the humanitarian relief in Aceh after the tsunami. I left shortly after. No war stories from this soldier. Just training goofs and fellow goofball soldier stories.