The unDEAD DC Boards Lounge version 7.4

[Anubis]

I had oatmeal, bacon and a cup of OJ. Breadsticks, Pepsi and a cinnamon roll. And A beer.

I need to eat something, I got a headache.

 

[Hound55]

You know what I've eaten today:

1 chicken cheesesteak
2 slices of pizza
1 can of Dr. Pepper
1 bowl of mac&cheese

100% serious. And I think I'll have a beer when I get home from work. I feel horrible

I'd feel horrible if I forced myself to stop eating after taking only two slices of a pizza as well...

 

[Manic]

Seriously. Eat the whole pie or GTFO.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

I'd feel horrible if I forced myself to stop eating after taking only two slices of a pizza as well...

Seriously. Eat the whole pie or GTFO.

I only bought 2 slices from the pizzeria. This wasn't Dominos or Papa Johns, or else I would have eaten the whole damn thing.

 

[Tron Bonne]

I honestly don't think I could eat a whole pizza.

 

[Hound55]

I honestly don't think I could eat a whole pizza.

I can't remember a time when I have eaten less than an entire pizza.

 

[Anubis]

You're probably some tiny stick figure who eats oxygen and poops synonyms.

 

[Tron Bonne]

Poop synonyms? I put a lot of similar meaning things?

Actually no, I just don't gorge myself like a rampaging gorilla every time I eat pizza.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Devouring whole pies makes one feel alive

 

[Anubis]

Poop synonyms? I put a lot of similar meaning things?

Actually no, I just don't gorge myself like a rampaging gorilla every time I eat pizza.

It was either that or Punctuation. I stand by my choice or rather.....decision. (excuse me.)

 

[Tron Bonne]

Yes, you are excused. Gracelessly.

 

[Hound55]

You're probably some tiny stick figure who eats oxygen and poops synonyms.

I am, that is to say, this is what I happen to be.

But I still feast upon the flesh of the wild pizza...

 

[BlackLantern]

I fed upon the dreams of a child who desired to be an astronaut....upon observing a picture he was drawing, I informed him the moon does not have a smiley face and would not be his friend

 

[Hound55]

SUCCESS! Dream crushed! +5000 EXP Points!

 

[Kane52630]

I had a salad.

You heathen!

 

[Tron Bonne]

You heathen!

Nah, I'm the only one with any sense.

 

[Hound55]

Nah, I'm the only one with any sense.

What?!?

I'm the one out here trying to save the world by combatting cow-created climate change and you're not lifting a finger!

I can't save the world on my own!

Where's my parade!?!

 

[SuperFerret]

Devouring whole pies makes one feel alive

No, stalking and killing a whole pie makes you feel alive. Devouring it just confirms your victory.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Devouring whole pies makes one feel alive

... just before it makes one want to die.

I want to eat a whole pie of Pizza Hut's Ultimate Cheese Lover's pizza now, though. They use alfredo sauce instead of tomato sauce. It's as delicious as it sounds.

I fed upon the dreams of a child who desired to be an astronaut....upon observing a picture he was drawing, I informed him the moon does not have a smiley face and would not be his friend

Obviously. It's made of cheese and is begging to be conquered, converted into pizza form, and devoured. Clearly that kid wasn't going to grow up to be an astronaut anyway, the moron.

 

[Kane52630]

Has any of you use TriplePay to get free tickets online? I've done it times before but this time I went to Fandango.com to do it and once I got my Activation key to buy the free tickets the theater I want says the online ticketing is not available for that theater. However Movietickets.com is able to buy my tickets for that theater. Question is will my activation key work on a different site? Movietickets.com also supports TriplePay.

 

[Mystirious]

Wonder if Magneto is into the kinky stuff.

Yep he wants Emma Frost's hot diamond lovin'

Speaking of which loved the scene where he restrained her

Loved it

Devouring whole pies makes one feel alive

Yep

That is why Lex Luthor stole forty of them

 

[Mystirious]

Poop synonyms? I put a lot of similar meaning things?

Actually no, I just don't gorge myself like a rampaging gorilla every time I eat pizza.

Gorillas love pizza so much

I had oatmeal, bacon and a cup of OJ. Breadsticks, Pepsi and a cinnamon roll. And A beer.

I need to eat something, I got a headache.

Poor 'Nubsy

But I still feast upon the flesh of the wild pizza...

You monster

Pizzas are an endangered species they are going extinct

 

[chamber-music]

I walked halfway across campus from my parking spot to work this afternoon. That's gotta count for something.


I'm always afraid of that but I never actually have.

I can't get looser pants. I'm at like size 48s already. Getting into the 50s is like me saying, "F*** it, I give up."

Damn 48! I was a size 28 waist size about 18 months ago I'm a size 30 waist now.

Is it just me or is the inside legs of jeans and trousers getting extremely short?

I wouldn't say I'm hung like a horse or something but the crutch on mens trousers is crazy tight. Its not like its skinny jeans or slim fit either I mean regualar loose fit or bootcut jeans.

I have to wear banana fit jeans so my junk don't get crushed.

 

[Mystirious]

Oh my gosh the mental images

It's like I keep telling you chamber music pants are the devil

You should wear a kilt

 

[chamber-music]

only black dude who can pull off wearing a kilt is Samuel L.Jackson!